Hi all. Wow, glad to see my court is still doing epic. 5 new reviews and no one says yes. Is anyone who is a writer for these pairings reading? I swear I am not trying to offend anyone. I want you to stand up for your pairing. Give me your opinions please…I just love reviews…too bad yahoo isn't letting me in by time it works again I'll have a huge stack of emails to go through lol.
Anyways this one is dedicated to a friend here AnimationImagination who is writing a story about Brutasha. I asked her if she'd like a court session for them and she said yes. Girl here you go.
Me: Bailiff…I am bored again
B: Okay I do have a new pairing for you judge
Me: *claps hands* ooh goodie…who is it this time?
B: It seems a good reviewer of yours has been writing about Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff…its an M rated story and seems sweet and kinda kinky.
Me: Oh yeah…I read that…and gave ideas because I'm awesome and people should respect that and review me more…I mean…yeah lets do it
B: I love working for you Ali…you are awesome
Me: Amen Bailiff *snaps fingers and Avengers arrive and Steve is wearing a pink apron and holding a hot tray of cookies*
Me: I thought Barton looked good in pink but you pull it off well Captain
SR: Um thanks…do you want a cookie
Me: YES! *takes four cookies* Okay you're off the hook Steve
SR: *Smiles in relief*
BB: But…I thought we already did this today
Me: Oh don't act like you all don't love hanging out with me Brucey
BB: *cringes*
Me: Just for that you're my next target…actually you already were now I just don't have any sympathy for you *sticks out tongue*
TS: So who is paired with him?
Me: Don't worry Tony you'll get your chance soon
TS: Yippee
Me: Hey better than Rogers right?
TS: True but I bet there are stories of all three of us aren't there
Me: Yes…they call it Stark Spangled Banner
SR: Why did I have to come out into this insane world?
Me: Because you love us Stevey now quiet all of you…the pairing for tonight is…*drum rolls on table* Dr. Banner and crazy assassin spy Natasha Romanoff
NR: Are you going to pair me with everyone?
Me: Maybe…you guys are in for a whole lot of these…I haven't even started on some requests…I got Maria Hill with Steve as well
SR: Why? I barely know her
Me: Think I know Captain? I just do what people tell me to do…I have orders I think I should fulfills them…isn't that what you'd tell me?
SR: that's not fair
Me: Duh…life isn't fair Rogers…
SR: *sulks and eats his cookies still wearing his pink apron*
CB: Can we get on with this *is bored*
Me: The you people write about is more fun than the real you
TS: That made no sense
Me: Did too you just never will understands me
TO: I thought we were supposed to talk about Bruce and Lady Natasha having a romance
Me: Well aren't you a stick to rules guy too point break…fine…you agree
TO: I suppose…
Me: Anyone else
NR: Can I object
Me: no
SR: If I say yes can this one end?
TS: I'll actually agree with Rogers this time…I am bored too
CB: Me three
Me: You people suck *snaps fingers and everyone vanishes* your turn Jury.
