Chapter 2 of Fern's Angel - M-Rated Version: Children, stay away ;).

A/N: I said there'd only be one chapter, but I lied. Here's the rest of the story. And I honestly mean that this time. Thanks to everyone who commented, followed and favourited. Really means a lot. Just as a warning, ending is very much M-Rated :)

Disclaimer:I still do NOT own NCIS: Los Angeles or Densi, not even the butt smacking touchés.


The next morning Deeks did turn Kensi's doorknob, but it was a risk he was willing to take. You see it was his partners birthday and he had a plate full of sugary pancakes in his hands so he figured he was safe...for now.

Deeks had woken up fairly early considering their late night adventure along the beach and made his partner a delicious plate of food, after running to the corner store first, for eggs, milk, bread, pancake mix, and orange juice because only his partner would have five different types of syrup and icing sugar, but no staple items in her house.

When Deeks entered her bedroom she was still asleep, but that quickly changed as her K-9 senses kicked it, it was like her mind went into overdrive and she was sniffing the air, while still half asleep. Deeks tried desperately to stifle his laugh, but he was caught.

With her eyes still half closed she mumbled, quite coherently, for just waking up, "Sugar. Belly. Now."

Deeks didn't try to stifle anything this time and let out an infectious laugh. "You don't even call it food anymore, just sugar?," Deeks walked to her side of the bed and let her sit up before placing her tray of food in front of her, "Happy Birthday Fern" he whispered as he sat at the foot of her bed watching as she took her first bite of her pancakes.

His partner looked up at Deeks with a look of mischief, "You must really love Castle if you're making me pancakes for breakfast because only a true fan would understand the significance of pancakes. Go ahead try to deny it because I know for a fact you can't."

Deeks just stared at his partner in admiration, he was really hoping she wouldn't notice the 'subtle' reference to Castle, with the whole pancake thing, but he played it cool and said: "Thank you so much for last night," before leaning over and brushing his lips against his partners hairline. It was a feather light kiss, but it was sweet and touching all the same.

When he pulled back from the kiss, he was expecting his partner to inflict some kind of pain, but when it didn't come he pressed his luck again and brushed his lips against the corner of her mouth. This got a reaction and luckily he was quick enough to jump back from his partners assaults.

Deeks grinned at his partner, from a safe distance, and teased her saying only a real fan would know about the pancakes reference.

"First of all I am not a fan of Castle,though Beckett did have a good reference to the Turner and Hooch thing...you've always reminded me of a dog. Plus there was that Scooby doo episode and we all know you're shaggy, but no I am definitely not a fan. Secondly, I should be the one thanking you for last night."

"Well as Esposito would say, 'Check it girl, you're totally a fan,'" Deeks tried and failed to sound like the actor and it elicited a heartfelt laugh from Kensi.

"That was a terrible impression, please don't try to do stern Beckett, I will die from laughter."

Deeks feigned hurt and said, "It's not a bad thing to be a fan of Castle. It means there's hope for you yet in the world of TV. Plus we have a 'thing' to uphold. Fridays are Top Model night and Mondays are Castle night, hence for the reason people call it 'Castle Monday' and then there's the whole thing of not breaking tradition. Now eat your pancakes before they get cold Fern. I'm going to take the two puppies for a run along the beach, but I'll see you in a bit."

Kensi mumbled a thanks and dug into her pancakes, moaning, "Before you leave, can you bring the maple syrup in here? You didn't add enough."

Deeks chuckled to himself and said: "I soaked them in maple syrup, but which brand do you want? You have about five to choose from?" Leave it to his partner to have syrup from all around the world, but not a single piece of fruit.

"The Canadian one, it tastes the purest and sweetest. Now go take those dogs before they make a mess of my house."

"Those dogs are the last thing you have to worry about making a mess in this house, you do that perfectly well on your own Kensi, if anything the dogs are helping clean this place up. You know it could have great potential, if some of this mess you like to call a 'clutter' was dealt with."

Kensi looked up from her plate of pancakes and glared at her partner. With her mouth full of pancakes and sugar, she grabbed one of her pillows and hit her partner square in the chest. Deeks took that as his queue to leave and ran out to his car for his gym clothes before rounding up the dogs for their run. Monty would have to be off leash because there was no way he was taking Angel off her leash yet.

While Kensi finished off her pancakes, which really were something special, she wondered if they really meant something extra special, or not, don't get her wrong, they were already special coming from Deeks, but that dialogue from Castle and him saying, "Thank you so much for last night." Put her through a loop. Did they or did they not have a thing?

She shook her head and decided to get her partner's heart racing, like he had done with hers this morning. She was going to clean up her clutter. She had a puppy now, and she didn't want Angel peeing all over her stuff, it had nothing to do with her partner or their thing. And, if he asked her, she'd use the puppy excuse. Besides, it wasn't a total lie. Only a small fib because she didn't know what their 'thing' even was. Shaking her head she walked into her kitchen to grab some garbage bags and a broom and dustpan, walking out into her living room/sitting area she sighed, "Where do I begin?", she thought quietly to herself. Her eyes scanned the room and she saw that it was a little cluttered. But it wasn't the clutter that caught her eye, it was her partner's jeans and hoodie strewn across the back of her couch, from where he slept last night.

Suddenly, she had a flashback to last night and her wrapped up in that very sweater, an involuntary shiver ran up her spine and she quickly grabbed the hoodie, which still smelled like Deeks, but also a little bit like her. The smells complimented each other, much like Kensi and Deeks working partnership, slipping into the hoodie Kensi snuggled into it, it was still warm, which made her warm up almost instantly. Shaking her head, she decided to start with the many stacks of paper strewn around the room. A lot of it was old newspapers and clippings and such, stuff that she kept for one reason or another, mostly because she never got it out in time for collection day.

An hour later Deeks returned to his partner's house with two exhausted puppies. As he walked into Kensi's he thought he'd walked into the wrong house. He could see the entire floor and the couch. He called out for Kensi, but there was no answer, so he closed the front door and let go of Angel and pulled his gun out of his bro sack (he'd kept it after the undercover assignment because it came in handy). He quietly made his way through the house checking all the rooms, noticing the tidiness of it all, but when he entered the kitchen, he lowered his gun and read the note he saw taped to the fridge, "Went to the store to get a few things, thanks for the early brunch, be back soon. - Fern :P"

Deeks smiled at the use of the name Fern and walked back into the living room to grab his pants off the side of the couch that he'd noticed when he walked into the house, the only thing that was out of place. He realized that his hoodie was missing, but just assumed he'd brought it out to his car earlier that morning, so he left his pants where they were for now. Not knowing what to do with himself while he waited for Kensi's return, he decided to sit down and see what was on TV.

As he flicked it onto the guide channel he saw that Castle was on and laughed, switching it to the station. Just as the picture came in to view he groaned, "Seriously, this episode, of all the episodes that could be airing, it's the pancake one. What are you trying to tell me universe?"

Deeks watched the rest of Castle and decided to phone his partner, to see when she'd be back. She said in an hour or so. Deeks looked down at the two dogs who were still tired from their walk, Monty more so then, Angel who was currently chewing on one of Kensi's socks. It took a moment for Deeks to register that she was eating a sock, before getting up and running to his partner's bedroom. His assumptions were correct, Angel had gotten into the dirty laundry hamper and it looked as though Kensi's bedroom was struck by a tornado.

Quickly without really thinking, Deeks started putting all of Kensi's dirty clothes back into her hamper and straightening everything out. Just as he was about to leave he stepped in something wet and squishy. He chanted a little mantra, "Please don't be poop, please don't be poop." But sure enough it was poop and he knew who it belonged to. Monty may not have the best manners and seemed pretty clueless at times, Deeks liked to call it stubbornness. But Deeks had taught him a long time ago to never poop or pee in the house. It was the one of the few things that Monty obeyed, which Deeks was very grateful for.

He called Angel and she came running, Deeks didn't really think she knew her name yet, but it was still cute. When the puppy came barreling over Deeks realized that the poop wasn't just on his sock and on the floor, but all over the puppy too. Deeks groaned and picked up the puppy, carefully, while holding his breath, and placed her in the bathroom, he'd have to give her a bath. Before closing the door, he made sure all the cupboards and toilet seat and toilet paper were out of the puppies reach.

Deeks quickly cleaned up the mess outside his partner's bedroom door and went to investigate the damage to rest of the house, "So much for cleaning your house Kens," instantly went through Deeks' head as he saw exactly how much of a mess, little, innocent Angel had in fact made.

As Deeks was cleaning the floors, walls and cupboard doors around the open layout house, Angel started scratching and whining in the bathroom. Deeks quickly disposed of what he'd just used to clean everything up and opened a few windows and made his way to bathroom, but not before going into Kensi's room and taking two towels out of her cupboard.

He quickly went back to the bathroom and cursed himself as he walked in, he realized he'd forgotten to move the garbage pail and there was tissue everywhere."The joys of being a puppy." Deeks scolded the dog and Angel gave him her pitiful puppy eyes and Deeks melted. He quickly tidied up the tissue and other items that were in the garbage, "Twinkie wrappers, really Kensi, in the bathroom." thought Deeks to himself.

He turned on the shower and put the smelly puppy inside, luckily Kensi's shower had a glass door so the puppy couldn't jump out, but she was smart was standing away from the spray. Deeks shook his head and stripped down to his boxers and stepped inside the shower with the puppy. Fortunately, Deeks also needed a shower, as he hadn't taken one after his run since he wasn't at his own house. Deeks quickly got to work on cleaning the puppy, which proved to be difficult as she kept dodging him every time he tried to get her under the spray.

Deeks was proud of himself, he only gagged ten times, which was at least thirty less than when he was cleaning up the rest of the house.

Twenty minutes later, both were clean and ready to tackle the 'blow dryer'. Deeks didn't need it for his gorgeous locks, but he wasn't letting Angel out of the bathroom with wet fur, nothing was worse than wet dog smell everywhere, "except poop," thought Deeks to himself. He turned on the blow dryer and was shocked to see that Angel actually enjoyed it. So he quickly went to work on drying the puppy, luckily she had short hair so it didn't take too long.

Deeks shed his boxers and laid them out on the side of Kensi's tub before darting out into the living room to grab his jeans that he'd never moved from the couch and quickly slipped into them. He wasn't one to go commando, but his boxers were wet and his shorts were smelling a bit ripe. Once he was dried off he stepped out of the bathroom clad in a pair low hung light wash jeans and that's how Kensi found him when she walked into her house arms full of groceries.

Deeks quickly ran to his partners aid and took the groceries out of her hands and noticed that she was wearing his hoodie and he hadn't in fact brought it out to his car.

Kensi looked at her partner and admired his toned stomach before saying, "Where's your shirt?" It was a dumb question and Kensi realized the answer to her question as soon as it left her mouth. She blushed.

"Well it seems that Princess thought that it was her birthday gift and stole it from me."

Kensi glared at him and said: "What's that smell?" as she crinkled her nose.

"That would be Angel letting all that pizza out of her system, all over your house."

"I thought you took her for a walk!" Kensi accused.

"I did, a long one too and I was going to take her for another, but she had one of your socks in her mouth and I had to investigate. She got into your laundry hamper, that LAPD shirt looked awfully familiar." stated Deeks, pushing his partners buttons.

"OMG! Angel, what did you do to mommy's house!" Kensi scolded her new puppy. Angel coward at the raise of Kensi's voice, making her feel bad.

"Oh I think the bigger question is, what did you do to your house? I had to make sure I was in the right one when I got back, I barely even recognized the place."

For the second time in two days Kensi punched Deeks in his arm. "You are a real pain in my ass you know that?" accused Kensi as she moved towards her partner. Deeks backed up and hit the side of the coffee table. "I cleaned up a little bit because I didn't want Angel getting into my stuff, I had to puppy proof the house, though apparently I wasn't efficient enough," said Kensi quite seriously.

"Oh you were quite efficient. Your place looks really nice Kensi. I really love the décor. I never took notice until now."

Kensi went to hit him again, but he jumped and turned away from her, unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you looked at it, Kensi's hand connected with Deeks' ass. She gasped and pulled away, "Are you going commando?" she questioned.

"No? How could you possibly tell that from slapping my gorgeous bottom?" Kensi could tell that he was lying and decided to play with him a little.

"Oh I don't know, maybe because you are flying low right now and those jeans are very low hung to begin with and I don't see the top of your boxers?"

Deeks looked down and sure enough he was flying low, Deeks had one word for his partner, "Touché Fern, touché." Kensi blushed and Deeks continued, "So that makes two for me? When's your turn?"

Kensi looked up at her partner and changed the subject, things were getting a little too personal, "So are you staying for dinner, I bought stuff for spaghetti?" she asked.

"Only if you let me cook, you're deadly in the kitchen."

"I'm not that bad!" defended Kensi, she could cook, really, if it came in a can or out of a box.

"I've seen you try to make chicken in the oven, you burnt it to a crisp."

"That was your fault! You were arguing with me and I lost track of time!"

"Whatever you say Fern."

"It is whatever I say, it's my birthday and I want spaghetti à la Deeks, please!"

"Spaghetti à la Deeks coming up, but first I need to run home and grab your birthday dessert. Do not start the spaghetti, or even step in the kitchen without me. I have an idea, why don't you take Angel for a walk with the new leash and collar you bought her?" said Deeks with a knowing grin.

"I didn't buy...", but before she could finish Deeks interrupted her, holding up the leash and collar. "Save it Princess."

Kensi huffed and took the leash and collar and put it around Angel's neck, before putting Monty's leash on too and giving Deeks his hoodie back, reluctantly, "Fine I'll take them for a walk, I can't expect you to do it all the time."

"Good girl. I'll be back soon, don't miss me too much while I'm gone."

Kensi rolled her eyes and said: "As if" when in reality, she would miss him, after all who was going to clean up the poop?

The two partners arrived back at Kensi's house at almost exactly the same time. Kensi saw Deeks pull up as she was walking across the street to her house.

"Hey, how was your walk?" asked Deeks as he grabbed the dessert off the passenger seat, it was sealed securely, so Kensi couldn't figure out what it was.

"It was good, but there is a nice pile of poop by the beach access that has your name written all over it."

"Kensi, you need to learn to pick it up yourself. I had to clean it up all around your entire house. Oh, I picked up some air fresheners while I was out too."

Kensi looked at her partner and said: "But you're here now, so you can do it, and I'll just take that delicious dessert inside for you."

"I don't think so. You'll have it eaten before I even made it off your property."

"Fine." Kensi sighed and opened her garage and grabbed a gardening tool that she'd never used in her life and a shopping bag.

Deeks laughed and said: "What are you going to do with that?"

"I am not sticking my hand inside the bag and picking up dog poop. It's just not happening."

Deeks shook his head and head inside with the two dogs and Kensi's dessert.

When Kensi returned, all she could smell was the delicious aroma of Deeks' homemade spaghetti sauce.

Even though dinner wouldn't be ready anytime soon, she still quickly went to the washroom and scrubbed her hands until they were red. Once she left the bathroom she followed the scent on the spaghetti sauce into the kitchen and saw Deeks in an apron and chef hat. Laughing Kensi questioned: "What are you doing?"

Deeks, who was in his own little world let out a very feminine squeak and said: "I'm cooking, Princess. But I was just about leave it to slow cook for a bit."

Kensi nodded and made her way into her living room, plopping down on the couch. She looked up when her partner joined her.

Kensi wasn't one to beat around the bush and it was something Deeks loved about his partner. "So why are you really back from your assignment early and was Angel really a part of it?"

"Honestly, I finished everything early, so I wouldn't miss your birthday and yes, unfortunately, Angel was part of my undercover operation, but you saved her from a terrible fate. The company I was working for was selling puppies for cheap and then using them for testing before selling their organs. Angel was about to be sold when you walked in and fell in love with her. I was in the back room trying to make a deal with the shop owner to get the puppy for dirt cheap, but then I saw you walk by again and I pretended to buy her just to see your reaction, and you were crestfallen at the idea of someone else buying her. I bought her and brought her back to my boss and LAPD was there to bust everyone. So I went back after the assignment was completed and bought her for real under your name. That's why I called her an Angel because she really was a little miracle."

Kensi excused herself to the washroom and as she was finishing up, Deeks called her for dinner. She walked to the table and Deeks pulled out her chair for her so she could sit down. He then went about serving her the spaghetti with Parmesan cheese on top and two slices of garlic bread, before pouring her some beer in a wine glass.

Kensi laughed at this and said: "I can serve myself, and why are you pouring beer into a wine glass?"

"Simple, it's your birthday, and I get to spoil you and beer bottles would clash."

Kensi smiled and said thank you and dug into her spaghetti, moaning in pleasure as the flavours hit her taste buds. "This is amazing. What would I do without you?"

"Starve to death?"

Kensi glared, "Way to ruin a perfect moment."

Deeks told her that once dinner was done, she could have her dessert. Kensi quickly finished her food. Deeks wondered if she swallowed it whole because it didn't look like any chewing was involved.

"Done!" said Kensi.

"Yeah I can see that, but you missed the part about both of us being finished before dessert is served." Kensi told Deeks to eat faster.

Five minutes later, Deeks was finished his meal and brought out Kensi's dessert. It was a large Twinkie cake roll, like 4 inches wide and 10 inches long. Kensi's mouth watered, "Where did you find this?" She wanted to know so she could buy them!

"I made it myself, I found a recipe online and I tested it out and it tastes exactly like the normal version of it, so I knew I had to make it for you somehow."

"But when did you have time, you were on assignment?" asked Kensi, very confused.

"Yeah, well you remember Ray? He helped me out a bit. I told him I wanted to make you this cake and he said, 'Say no more.' So here it is."

"How could I forget Ray? I'm Wikipedia after all. Make sure you tell him I said thanks, and that I'll need one once a month!"

Deeks laughed and said: "I told him every two weeks."

"Even better, now cut me a piece."

After the delicious dessert, they vegged out on the couch, unable to move. Kensi had given him a shirt to wear after dinner because he was complaining about his hoodie, but he took it off, claiming it smelled like a girl even though it was one of his that he'd 'left' their one-night. The two dogs made it known to their owners, that it was time for their walk. So the duo got up and took the dogs for a quick walk. They were both very tired and overly stuffed with food, that even these two didn't want to do anything too strenuous, luckily Monty was happy with playing fetch and Deeks mustard up some energy to sprint down the beach with Angel. Kensi just stood there in awe over her partner. She was fortunate enough to have someone like him in her life.

They made their way back to Kensi's and continued to relax on her couch where the two partners ended up falling asleep, snuggled into each other's warm embrace.

They were spooning, Deeks with his back to the back of the couch, Kensi cuddled in front. The two partners were both sound asleep, in dreamland. Kensi was dreaming that the two were sunbathing on the beach with their two dogs. The pair were giving each other sideway glances. Kensi admiring Deeks' toned abs and he admiring her very small purple bikini. Then Kensi reached up and ran her hands through his hair and kept them clasped at the nap of his neck. She was practically in his lap now and Deeks eyes flickered to Kensi's lips and before she knew what she was doing, she locked lips with her partner, who eagerly returned the favour. After their mini make-out session Kensi turned around and leaned back into his embrace.

Kensi, unaware of her actions, began subconsciously rubbing her firm butt against her partners semi erect penis, letting out small moans of pleasure as she increased the pressure. Soon Deeks was fully erect and Kensi was too wet to be comfortable. She slipped her hand down her pants and found her hot, wet core and grinded harder and faster, against Deeks' rigid penis, rotating her hips as she went, until she found her release with a contented moan. She continued rotating her hips as she rode out the wave of her orgasm, and it was then that she realized, Deeks too had released.

Kensi startled awake and instantly realized what she'd done. Tentatively, she raised her eyes to her partners and was relieved to see that after their orgasms, he was still asleep. "He must be having the same dream as me," Kensi thought briefly. Then panic and realization set in, she wanted to run, but if she moved, the wrong way, he would wake and realize what had just happened. Kensi laid back down and tried to sleep, feeling the wetness from their recent activities seep through her clothes.

As she was drifting off to sleep once more she felt Deeks' penis become erect once again, and without thought she started rubbing against him, but what surprised her was the feel of Deeks' hand coming to rest on her erect nipple through her top. He began pinching and rolling her pebbled nipple between his fingers, eliciting a sexy moan from his partner. Kensi began grinding hard and fast against his growing bulge and before she knew it, they were both screaming out each other's names in pleasure.

Kensi buried her head in her partner's shoulder, embarrassed beyond belief, she wanted to run, hide, anything, to get away from this awkwardly uncomfortable moment, but Deeks simply lifted her chin and grinned at her placing a soft kiss on her lips. Kensi ducked her head into his shoulder once more wishing there was some black hole that would swallow her whole.

Deeks noticed Kensi's discomfort, and trying to make light of an otherwise serious situation, said: "There's a side of your touché I never thought I'd experience."

Kensi looked into her partner's eyes, a look of concern masked behind them and hesitantly said: "Touché." Deeks grinned with a relaxed smile before once again drifting off to sleep with his partner safe and sound in his arms, where she belonged.

To be continued...

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