Um, well. Didn't feel like going through it so tell me if I made any mistakes. Yes they are, and will have many issues because I love to torture them. Poor Sasu, in everything I've written with him in it he's been interupted. lalala
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Did we not establish already?
No, all chapter will not come out this fast. You are lucky I got really bored, and was homeworkless.
Warning: If you just want smut, you will have to wait until after Christmas.
Chapter 2: The Raven Has Issues
Sasuke cringed. What, what was he doing? He stared at the crying, pink face below him. It was Naruto. How the hell did things end up like this? Especially the part about them both being naked in Sasuke's bed.
"Sasuke?" moaned a questioning voice. The crying ocean eyes staring up at him pleaded for him to go on. Sasuke was moan away from losing all control.
"N-naruto? Are you sure about this?"
With a tiny nod of his head he signified he was, and that was all Sasuke need to-wake up? When Sasuke finally dared open his eyes he realized something. So that's how it happened. he thought sullenly. All he saw now was his elder brother glaring at him. "What the hell do you want?" Sasuke asked, angered that he been woken up from his, his what? It finally seemed to hit Sasuke. I was having a wet dream about a guy? And this guy just happened to be my rival, Uzumaki Naruto? So, am I gay? Sasuke shivered at the thought. He supposed he'd always known, somewhere deep in his subconscious. How else would that dobe ever have been able to hit him if he hadn't wanted him to? The wave crushed Sasuke before he realized his brother was speaking.
"-time to go. Get ready now before I kick your sorry ass."
Sasuke looked at his alarm clock and his eyes widened in surprise. 7:53. It's a 30 minute drive to school and school starts at 8:30. "Damn it! Why didn't you wake me up earlier?"
Itachi smirked slightly and pointed to his erection. "I figured you were having a pretty good dream, so I decided not to wake you. So... are you going to tell your older brother who she is?"
Sasuke blushed heavily. She? If only it were that... "Like I'd tell you," he said walking out the door angrily.
Much to his dismay instead of dropping it, Itachi followed him like a puppy. "Awwwwww, but we used to tell each other everything! What happened?"
Sasuke glared at him while removing his shirt. "I'm 15, get over yourself!"
Itachi pouted before turning away as Sasuke put on his school uniform. Seeing his depressed face Sasuke caved, "I'm make a deal with you. I'll tell you if it works out. If it doesn't, it stays my secret until we can laugh about it. Deal?"
Itachi looked excitedly at his younger brother. "I except the terms of your deal, Otouto!" He screamed as he gripped his brother like vice grips.
"Itachi, let go. I have four minutes. I still need to brush my teeth!"
Itachi reluctantly let his brother go and Sasuke scurried off to brush his teeth and fix his hair that usually took 20 minutes in two. When he came out of the bathroom his raven bangs were like usual, but instead of how his hair typically stuck out in the back in was just brushed out due to him not having enough time. This would, unfortunately, raise his number of fan girls as he was more inexplicably handsome with his hair not spiked out in the back.
When Sasuke did arrive at school he was greeted by a very pissed Naruto Uzumaki. Being an Uchiha he was very good at hiding his emotions. This came in handy now as he really wanted to kiss Naruto. "What do you want, dobe?" he scoffed.
"You know very well. So shut the hell up."
"I don't think I do know, so please, do tell."
"You are a bastard, you know that? I expect an apology for yesterday, teme."
"I would, but you punched me first. I figure I have as much right as you do to hit people."
Naruto glared at him, "You pissed me off first."
"And you made a fool of yourself, I presumed you were fair game to make fun of."
"You mother-"
"Ok class take you're seats and let class begin!" The teacher called at that time, indisputably on purpose so he wouldn't have said 'it'.
"Yes, Genma-Sensei," the class replied compliantly.
"So let's begin!"
Sasuke and Naruto shared one final glare before returning their attention to class, that was if Naruto's had ever even been on it.
Naruto stretched his arms and began leisurely walking to class with...the raven? You see they hadn't finished their spat in the previous class, so now they were waiting to see who would make the first move. Who would throw the first punch, so on and so forth. Their glares never wavered and soon they had made it to gym without any verbal disagreement. Upon their entrance to the locker rooms Naruto immediately ran to his locker and threw off his shirt, and then preceded to be mauled by Kiba. All Sasuke saw was the lean tan muscles rippling slightly, and the luminous azure eyes bouncing as Kiba tickled him. The cheerful laugh split through Sasuke's walls as a slight smile found it's way to his lips. Damn, this is hard.
A hand clamped down on his shoulder and whispered in his ear, " Stare much?"
Sasuke spun around to see the lavender eyes of Suigetsu staring him down. "I'm going to change," he mumbled, and left a snickering Suigetsu in his wake. Laugh it up, now. I will get you later.
After everyone had changed Sasuke had decided his next step of revenge. He just had to find the right moment.
What Naruto Thought of Those Proceedings. Basically Naruto's POV
Naruto glared at the raven. His hair was flattened in the back, unlike usual. He looked...sexy. Wait what? Guys aren't...sexy. He shook his head just where it was unnoticeable.
"What do you what, dobe?" he scoffed.
" You know very well. So shut the hell up."
"I don't think I do know, so please, do tell."
"You are a bastard, you know that? I expect an apology for yesterday, teme."
"I would, but you punched me first. I figure I have as much right as you do to hit people."
Naruto glared at him, "You pissed me off first."
"And you made a fool of yourself, I presumed you were fair game to make fun of."
"You mother-" Naruto started
"Ok class take you're seats and let class begin!" The teacher called at that time, indisputably on purpose so he wouldn't have said 'it'.
"Yes, Genma-Sensei," the class replied compliantly.
"So let's begin!"
Sasuke and Naruto shared one final glare before returning their attention to class, that was if Naruto's had ever even been on it. He felt a bit disappointed. I bet Sasuke really does hate me...
Naruto stretched his arms and walked beside Sasuke to gym, because they had yet to settle their dispute. Naruto's untidy bright blonde hair covered his eyes even though they were glaring at each other Naruto's glower was...deeper in a way. It was more like a stare which would usually freak people out or embarrass the crap out of you if you got caught disguised as a glare. Besides the part about it being disguised as a glare, he usually looked at Sakura Haruno. He quietly wondered if Sasuke's was the same thing. No words were said before they reached the gym where Naruto threw off his shirt and was attacked by Kiba. He tickled Naruto until after Naruto was already near death. For almost the entire time he noticed a raven ogling him and a small smile appeared on that raven's face before he got the crap scared out of him by his friend Suigetsu. At this Naruto found one more giggled before he fell to the ground. Maybe Sasuke does like me?
Naruto stared at the ground beneath him, as tears streamed down his face. His beautiful brownies were all gone. He'd made them for Sakura and now that Uchiha-teme had tripped him right it front of her, getting the brownies all over himself. His insistent eyes looked up at him, his eyes filled with tears. "H-how could you? I, I," Naruto couldn't stand it. He got up and ran out of the cafeteria. He really does hate me! In return his life will be a living hell. Naruto grimaced evilly, but felt a bit sad. He didn't want to make his life a living hell, but if Sasuke was making his life one, then what choice did he have?
Sasuke stared after the outraged Uzumaki. What had he done? Had he actually gone too far? He would have to do something. Damn it. What can I do? Sasuke knew he'd made a mistake, but now Naruto had no chance with Sakura. Was that really good enough logic though? It's not like he had a chance in the first place. She was head over heels for the Uchiha. He wouldn't have gone out with the Uchiha even if he hadn't done it. He was too infatuated with her. Whatever was done was done, and there was no way he could take it back now. Part 2 of the Ultimate Revenge: complete.
Night: Well that probably failed!
Owl: Woah, talk about angst.
Day: *Stares.*
Dreamer: How the hell is this M?
Night: How the hell did you manage to go out for 5 hours without buying my coke?
Dreamer:...
Naruto: *Looks at Chapter 2. What. the. hell?
Sasuke: *Glares* Really? I hate you.
Night: XD I know.
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