Chapter 3: More Than One
Dismclaimer: No. No I do not own it, but I do own Night, Owl, Day, Dreamer, and Monster. (My own little monster. x3)
Sad story. I had most of the Chapter done, but then I left the computer to go get coke and someone exited out of it before I saved it so sorry if it's crappy. : My chapter was so longer than this too... *sobbs*
You HAVE to REVEIW or I won't be able to make a special thing for you. You HAVE to tell me which couple you want most. Kakashi x Obito, Kakashi x Iruka, or a depressing love triangle I will have to work out. You miss out on good smexxiness. O.o I give you cookies. PLEASEEEEEE REVEIW. Also i don't know if you like it if you don't review. How would you feel if I never updated it EVER again?
Sasuke had stalked the outraged Naruto to the bathroom. He peaked in to see him slumped on the floor, his knees held tightly against his chest. His cerulean eyes were glazed with a mixture of hatred and sorrow. Tears leaked one by down his tan face, as golden hair shadowed his eyes. "Naruto, I-"
"You what, Sasuke?" He said looking up at him. "You know what, never mind. I don't even want to know. Anything that comes from your mouth is crap anyway. Crap. If you're so intent on making my life a living hell, I'll make yours one. So stay the hell away from me. Just stay the hell away or you'll regret it."
"Naruto I never-"
"Didn't you hear me, Sasuke?" Naruto sneered as he shoved Sasuke away and started towards the bathroom door. "Stay the hell away from me." He ran off, not knowing, not caring where he was going. 'Fuck Sasuke. Fuck the world.' was his only thought at the time.
Sasuke sank to the ground, his eyes quivering as he looked at his shaking hands laying in his lap. He was losing himself. He was going in insane ,and it was all Naruto's fault. He brought his hands up to his face and let his hand-covered face become submerged in his raven bangs. What am I going to do?
Unseen eyes peered out of a bathroom stall. Sasuke Uchiha was after his Naruto. This was something he would absolutely not stand for. Who should he go after first? Naruto or Sasuke? He ruffled his hair and stared menacingly around the corner once more. He was going to have so much fun with this.
Unknown to them both there was someone hiding in the air vent, watching everything and coming up with a plan to make everything fall into place. Don't worry though, this plan involves many struggles, and so much sweet revenge.
When Sasuke finally emerged from the bathroom, he only had a few minutes left to eat, so he crept back to his table to eat with his curious friends. He just ignored them and ate his tasteless lunch before standing up, abruptly, and leaving his dumbfounded friends in silence.
When he was at his locker he noticed a note written on black paper. Black notebook paper. Seriously, who does that? 'Well,' he sighed,' At least they had enough sense to write with a white pencil.' On the front it read: Sasuke-kun.
The first image that passed through his mind was Sakura, but he pushed aside his fear and opened the note.
I have noticed your struggles. The one thing I didn't expect was for you to be gay. X3 I find it quite entertaining. Although it makes since that you like Naruto. Don't worry about him. He's really dense, but with our combined powers we can make it work, I hope. ^^;; If it doesn't you've always got meā¦even though I'm a girl. Hehe just kidding. XP By the way, we've never met. Come meet me today after school. I'll be at Ichiraku's ramen. If you don't like it then fine. I'll eat while you just here me out.
You'll thank me later,
X
Sasuke shoved the note in his pocket and shook his head. Maybe he'd go, maybe he wouldn't. He'd decide when school was out. This "girl" was obviously a stalker to the extreme. Why would he want to meet "her"? For all he knew, she could put a bag over his head, drag him into an alley, and rape him!
He frowned and walked, sullenly, to class. There was no way in hell he was going to enjoy this. Luckily he'd gotten to class before Naruto so he slunk to his seat and didn't look up from his desk until Naruto had sat down behind him.
He focused as much as possible on the rest of his classes and still managed to have it go unnoticed that his thoughts were elsewhere.
School was finally over and Naruto had his signature grin plastered on his face as he raced out of the classroom.
"Hey, Naruto, wait up!" called Iruka as they both existed the building, Naruto slightly ahead.
His head whipped around at the sound of his name. "What's up, Iruka?"
"I don't have any homework, somehow, so I was wondering if you wanted to go to Ichiraku's."
Naruto's briliant blue eyes lit up at the prospect. "You swear? Then let's go!" he said grabbing Iruka and dragging him away.
"N-naruto! Wait a second! Wahhhhh!" Every word he said never seemed to make it through to the entranced Uzumaki, as he drug Iruka off to his own personal heaven.
Sasuke had grudgingly decided to meet this person, but not without the girliest weapon in history: pepper spray. It was always in the movies, so what the heck? Except usually they always fall in love with the person they pepper sprayed.
He shook his head to clear his thoughts and walked half-heartedly to Ichiraku's. He would occaisionally grumble an inaudible cuss word because of the wind. It was "too cold" or "too hot" or "too mess-with-my-hairy". (A/N~Yeah, don't question the last one. Sasuke just hates the wind, mkay?)
When he finally arrived at his destination before Naruto a waiter with white hair came up to him. "Are you the famous Sasuke-kun my daughter has been talking about? She's always looking for problems to solve and she found one."
His smile was enough to make Sasuke vomit. Somehow he managed a "hn" and that seemed enough of agreement for the man.
"Right this way then. I may not be the owner, but we are really good friends, so he lets my daughter come and work here, or in this case help people. He might not be a psychologist, but he understands my daughter's love for it even if it only in her spare time. We also call her the "love docter" as a joke. She sees two people and makes a tiny mistake that get them together. They are always amazingly strong couples too. See's just like her mother. Did I ever tell you see even makes people gay? Now that's a sight! This one time..."
After that, Sasuke zoned out as he was lead to the back as well as through the escapades of this man's daughter. 'The nerve of him to say I was a problem. What does that mean anyway? Me? A problem? I may have one, but that doesn't make me one.' He eyed the man suspiciously out the corner of his eye. Maybe he was in on his daughter's rape scheme. He highly doubted that fact, but these days you never know.
Naruto and a breathless Iruka arrived at Ichiraku's right after Sasuke disappeared into the back. Naruto saw the raven hair, but disreguarded it as irrelevent. 'Why would that teme even be here in the first place?' he thought. Clearing his head of Sasuke he walked over to a booth where Iruka and him took their seats.
...So you have to tell me who the mysterious person is on my making her up.
Night: Please reveiw. Hate mail please send to yourself for hating me. Also thank Owl for this chapter. Dreamer just wanted bathroom sex.
