A/N~ I finally figured out what POV and A/N mean; I feel very stupid.
Warning: Random OC
A special thank you to Aiko Tachibana for being the first and only person to review.
I didn't know I was so hated. :/
Disclaimer: I would've died from happiness sooo nope, not mine.
Chapter 4
"Iruka, can I stay over tonight? I don't wanna walk all the way home." Naruto looked at his friend and pleaded with his bright ocean eyes.
Iruka's gaze only passed over Naruto for second before returning to his ramen. "You just don't want to clean up like I told you to."
"Nah-ah."
"Yeah-ah." (A/N-Are those even words? Do they make sense?)
"My apartment is clean enough, thank you very much."
"It wouldn't even be clean to a blind person because they'd fall over everything that you don't have strewn on the counter tops."
"You just don't understand me."
Iruka choked out a strange sound that almost sounded like a laugh. "If I don't understand you, nobody does."
"There's Kiba."
"Ha! Don't make me laugh. I've known you longer than every single one of your friends and you know it."
Naruto grumbled something inaudible in reply before, "Can I stay over?"
Iruka sent him a glare before saying, "Do what you want. Have any homework?"
Naruto shook his head. "Not really. Just a report due next week. I have to read a book."
"What book?"
"It's free pick, but it has to be a "classic". That means old words that exist any more, and a rise of lack of comprehension. Basically, I'm screwed."
Iruka chewed on his food for a moment before he had an idea. "I know just the book for you. I did my report on it when I was a freshmen. Oh, and your healh teacher called."
"Eh? Why did he call you?"
"Hm... I gave the school my number for when your in trouble. They know you don't have parents or siblings, so I don't them I was the closest thing you had to family. Tsunade was very understanding in the fact, so I ended up being your guardian, or something like that. Anyway, he called to say you've not been doing your work, you've been sleeping in class or skipping it in general. Naruto, you're failing. We've set up a meeting for after school tomorrow. Now tell me, is it true that Anko-sensei is no longer teaching health?"
"Oh, " Naruto said, momentarily pausing as he thought, "Anko-sensei is now teaching one of the extra classes. Kakashi-sensei teaches health."
"Hmmm... I've heard about him. Is he really tough?"
"Yeah, that's why I've been skipping."
"So you admit it!"
"Huh?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
Sasuke's POV
Sasuke turned his attention to the girl sitting in the black chair. She motioned for him to take a seat. He reluctantly sat in the chair directly across from her, but this gave him a chance to examine her more clearly. You could say she was a pretty girl. She was of average height-maybe five foot three or four. Most of the top layer of her onyx hair was drawn into short, high pig-tails, while small, left-out pieces cascaded over the ribbon tied in front of her pig-tails. The under layer was left straightened besides the small strand in front of her ears, which was curled. Her eyes were a dazzling blue just like Naruto's, but due to the dark eye make-up they seemed duller, and less happy. She wore her black jacket open to wear you could see her tight, blue shirt that went perfect with her eyes. Her black skinny jeans were accompanied by a studded belt hanging limply at her hips. Black knee-high converse only helped in showing how skinny her legs really were.
"Are you done yet?" She asked out of nowhere, suprising Sasuke.
"Who are you?" he responded bluntly.
"Miyuki," she replied just as bluntly. Her calculating eyes searched him for something, a sign of sorts.
"Hn. So why am I here, Miyuki?"
"You came here, not me, so how should I know?"
She was really pushing Sasuke's buttons. "Well, you did invite me here."
"Hm, and why was that?" She asked while her darkening eyes searched his obsidian orbs.
"How the hell should I know?" He cried out, his voice rising.
"Wasn't it in the note?" she asked casually. Miyuki got up and left the room, leaving Sasuke to wonder about what had just happened. If he strained his ears hard enough he could hear her talking to her father.
Within a few minutes she returned with two cups and saucers, a teapot, and a large cup of sugar cubes before lightly plscing them the table. "Well?" she asked expectantly as she poured the steaming tea into their cups only to later move one to Sasuke's side of the small coffee table between them.
"I realize that this is about my "relationship" with Naruto b-"
While places around three or four sugar cubes into her cup she had cut him off with, "Then there is your answer, Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke bit his lip to prevent a growl from making its way from the back of his throat. "That is not the full answer," he ground out threateningly.
"Oh, but it is. I have devised a plan on how to get you two together if you will work with me. The plan isn't obvious either. It just looks like you're getting revenge on him. There will just be accident along the way. Maybe I'll trip you and you'll kiss Naruto..." her what-seemed-like-rambling-to-Sasuke continued on for awhile before she finally stopped.
Sasuke took a sip of his tea before looking back up at her. "Think it'll work?"
"It would take a miracle," she mumbled before looking at him, "I thought of it, of course it will work." She leaned in real close and said, "So here's what we do first..."
Naruto's POV
The next day after school...
"But I don't wanna!" Naruto cried as he was dragged through the halls of school.
Iruka sighed. "But you have to or you'll fail."
Naruto mumbled something inaudible, but it obviously wasn't good. 'Why do we have to go. It's not like anyone cares that I fail one class. It's not my fault Kakashi-sensei needs to take that stick out of his ass.'
"You know, Naruto, maybe he wouldn't be that mean if you actually did your work, or showed up in class. It's the small things like that, that make a big difference," Iruka said sarcastically.
Naruto's eyes nearly popped out of his head. "Mind reader!" he exclaimed.
"I don't have to be one to know what you're thinking, Naruto," he replied, "it's written all over your face."
They walked in silence until they reached the health room. Iruka shoved Naruto in first, so there could be no way for him to escape.
There in his chair, with his feet propped on his desk, a mask covering the lower half of his face, hair covering his left eye, and a less-than-appropriate-for-school book in his hand, sat none other than Hatake Kakashi. He looked up as soon as they stepped in the room. "Iruka-kun, Naruto-kun please take a seat." He patiently waited for them to take a seat before continuing. "Iruka-kun-,"
Iruka coughed, slightly. "Iruka is just fine, thank you."
"Iruka, as Naruto's , erm, guardian?"
"Sure. I'm not really positive what I am either."
"Okay, then, moving on. As his guardian you are now aware that he has been skipping classes and not completing his assignments, is that correct?"
"Yes, Kakashi-sensei. I do apologize for all the trouble he's caused you."
"Speaking of him, where did he go?"
Iruka and Kakashi looked around. Naruto had slipped out of the classroom while they were having their interesting conversation and was now listening from outside the door.
"Should I go look for him?" Iruka asked.
"No, don't. I suppose we can talk about this without him," Kakashi replied.
Naruto sighed and took off, quietly, down the hall. He had to take several turns as the health room was very far from the entrance. When had had almost reached the entance he saw Sasuke and a girl. A very pretty girl at that. Naruto was quite jealous. 'Oh, yes. Why don't you just rub the fact that you can have the prettiest girls you want, in my face?'
Sasuke's POV
Sasuke was talking to Miyuki about when they were going to start the plan when he saw Naruto.
Miyuki saw Sasuke look at to his left so she followed his gaze to Naruto. She kind of glared at Naruto and smirked linking her arm with Sasuke's. "Sasuke-kun, I want to go to your place."
Sasuke looked at her in suprise before realizing her motive. "Why not, Miyuki-chan. It's been a while since I've had some fun." Sasuke glanced, hastily, out the corner of his eye at Naruto, noticing the horror that filled his face as he fled the seen.
Part three of the ultimate revenge: complete
A/N~
Night: So 1,629 words this time.
Owl: She's in a slump.
Night: Am not... *sighs* I've just been surviving on Pepsi instead of coke...
Dreamer: *leaves room*
Miyuki: There, there. Do you want to talk about it?
Night: No...
Sasuke: Why did you create that bitch?
Night: Didn't find a girl one that fit the part... didn't feel like looking.
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