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It was around three o'clock in the afternoon when Wes, Travis, and...What's-his-name finally finished cleaning up the apartment. The place was almost spotless when they decided to take a break and have a cup of coffee.

"So what was the last thing you remember from last night?" Travis asked, lightly sipping his coffee.

"Not much, just buying a Zorro costume..." Wes said, staring off into space while What's-his-name snickered on the side.

"Ohhhh, so that's where this came from!" Said the man next to Wes, reaching into his leather pocket and pulling out a photo. Handing it to Wes, Travis leaned forward, resting his head onto Wes' shoulder to see the photo too. On the blonde mans face was a shocked/horrified look while the other man's face looked like he had just remembered something very important. As Wes launched into a full-blown rant about how ridiculous they looked, Travis ran down the hall to go find his video camera.

"-and not to mention, the lighting is horrible. I look like a freakin' vampire, look!" Wes cried, shoving the photo into the mans face. Slowly taking it out of his hands, Wes sat back against the couch, looking up at the ceiling. "I don't even know your name!"

"Don. But just call me Donny."

"Okay, Donny. Would you like to tell me how the hell you ended up here?"

"You sure you wanna know?" Donny asked, leaning against the couch also, crossing his ( still pants-less ) legs.

"I wouldn't ask if I didn't..." Wes said, slowly sitting up, looking at Donny skeptically.

"Well," Donny laughed, a sly smile spreading across his face. "It's actually kinda funny..."

As Wes was listening closely, waiting for him to continue, Travis rushed into the room, video camera in hand.

"HAHAHAHAHAA~ Man, you guys gotta see this!" Travis laughed, not even making it to the couch before he collapsed onto the floor in laughter.

As Wes stared at him in bewilderment, Donny took the camera from his tight grasp, leaning forward so they could both see the video.


11:15pm The Night Before...

This is gonna be hilarious." Travis laughed, pointing the camera at the mostly naked Wes.

"Is-...Travis, is that a video camera? You're going to record this?" Wes asked in pure disbelief. A frown slowly forming on his face.

"Of course! Now lets hurry up before you change your mind..." And before Wes got to argue, he was pushed out of the door.

Despite the embaressment of being naked, Wes had a small smile on his face. Doing reckless and stupid things wasn't really his idea of fun, but right now, he didn't even care. He had drinks, he had Travis, and he was half naked in a Zorro costume. Tonight, he vowed to have fun, and not think.

"You ready man?" Travis asked, bringing the camera around to his face as he nodded with a bigger smile on his face.

*knock**knock**knock*

"RUN ZORRO RUN!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

They laughed and screamed as they knocked on the doors of everyone in the apartment complex.


Wes was shocked...

No, he was more than shocked. And it wasn't the 'Oh-I-Forgot-To-Pick-Up-Groceries-Today-Im-Gonna-Die' kind of shock.

Oh No. It was the 'I-Left-Grandma-At-The-Top-Of-The-Stares-And-Forgot-To-Lift-The-Brake' kind of shock...

And that's the worst kind.

As Wes sat on the couch, horrified at the video playing on the tiny little screen, Travis and Donny were sprawled out on the floor. Doubled over in laughter and the pain that it caused, they just couldn't stop.

Feeling a little uncomfortable, Wes started covering himself just a little bit more, crossing his legs and buttoning up his shirt. Travis' laughter died down a bit as he noticed this.

"It's okay Wes, it's nothing I haven't seen before..." He winked, a sly smile creeping onto his face. As Donny laughed harder, Travis got a few pillows to the face.

"Yeah, you better treasure that memory, Travis. You're never seeing it again."

"Are you sure?" Travis smiled stopping Wes, mid-stride, into the kitchen.

"Yes, i'm sure." Wes confirmed skeptically as he watched Travis' eyes trail from his feet all the way up to his face. If he didn't know any better, he would've said the man's eyes even lingered on his ass for a while...

"Hey, anymore coffee?" Travis asked, changing the conversation. without an answer, Wes took Travis' cup into the kitchen to get more.

"So, what's up with that?" Donny said, wiggling his eyebrows, seggistively.

"What?" Travis asked, still sitting on the floor, next to the other man.

"Don't think I didn't see you check him out just now. Though, I'd be quite shocked if you didn't. I mean...that ass!" Donny said, holding up his hands, trying to create the perfectly round shape of Wes' ass.

"Okay, I admit it, I was. But like you said, how could I not!" Travis said shamelessly.

*crash!*

"Shit!"

It came from the kitchen. Jumping up, both Travis and Donny got up to go see what was going on. Walking into the small kitchen, they found Wes on the floor picking up pieces of glass.

"I just remembered something..." Wes mumbled, just loud enough for everyone to hear.

"What, from last night?" Travis asked.

"Yeah, after the whole...Zorro thing." Wes said, still talking quietly.

"Well, what is it?" Donny said, not being able to contain his curiosity any longer.

"We went for a drive..."

"Okay?" Travis said, not understanding what was so bad.

"Where?" Donny asked, looking just as confused.

"To Captain's house..." Wes said, finally looking up.

Travis' eyebrows rose as his lips formed a perfect 'o' shape. Slowly bringing his hand up to his face, he was actually speechless.

"Oh Shit. We're dead." Travis finally said, a minute or two after his initial shock.

Wes settled onto the floor, face down and arms spread apart.

"I know..." He muttered, his words being muffled by the floor.

Looking at the darker man, still standing there shocked and the other face down on the floor, Donny still couldn't understand what the hell was going on.


A/N:WooHoo! Chapter 4! :D I honestly am getting bored with all the lack of TravisxWes in this story...so maybe next chapter...?

Anyway, In all seriousness, READ THIS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!

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