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"I know..." He muttered, his words being muffled by the floor.
Looking at the darker man, still standing there shocked and the other face down on the floor, Donny still couldn't understand what the heck was going on.
"What are we gonna do?" Travis said, sounding as terrified as he looked.
"I don't know." Wes sighed, finally standing up and throwing the broken glass away. Turning to them, he began to speak again. "Let's just hope he doesn't-"
*riinnggg*
"-call..." Wes finished his interrupted sentence while looking at the caller I.D. that read "Captain".
"Please, do not tell me that's Cap..." Travis pleaded.
"Okay, it's not Captain."
"Don't lie to me!"
"You told me to!"
"Just answer it. I K"
"No, what if he fires us?"
"Well it will be worse if we don't."
"Fine, you do it then!" Wes shouted, throwing the phone to Travis.
"What? No!" he shouted back as he caught the phone.
"Well-NOOOOOO!"
"Hello?" Donny said, answering the phone.
Getting tired of the fighting, Donny finally grabbed the phone away from Travis and answered it.
"Wes and Travis? Oh, they're...here somewhere...Mhmm...Mhm...Yes...Oh, really? Well that's great!" Donny said as Wes and Travis looked at each other, sharing looks of 'What the hell?'.
"Who am I?...Oh, just a friend. Donny."
'What is he saying?' Travis mouthed to Donny. He replied with a finger being held up to the other mans face.
"Mhmm...Mhm...yep. Okay, nice talking to you...I'll make sure to tell them."
As Donny finally hung up, the two detectives looked at him with awaiting expressions. After a couple of seconds ( or what seemed like hours ) of silence, Wes couldn't be patient any longer.
"What did he say!" Wes eventually exploded.
"Well, first, he said that he couldn't believe what happened last night..." Donny stopped to look at the horrified expressions on their faces. "...because it was the best night of his life." he finished with a smile.
Travis let out a sigh of relief as Wes looked at him in confusion.
"Oh...and he said something about...
Travis gasped.
"I remember now!" Travis said, hand over his mouth.
Wes and Donny looked at him expectantly, waiting for the story.
12:00am the night before...
They laughed and screamed as they knocked on the doors of everyone in the apartment complex.
"Hey, get back here assholes!" Yelled a balding man around his late forties. Running down to the parking lot, Wes and Travis made their way to Wes' car until he stopped.
"Why are you stopping?"
"Travis, I don't have any pants, I'M NAKED! What am I going to do?" Wes cried, looking to Travis with a sad look in his eyes.
He surely hadn't noticed it when they were running, but Wes had a very nice body. His nicely toned chest and his broad shoulders being covered by the cape he was wearing looked amazing. You could tell by his obvious six-pack that he worked out. Going lower, you couldn't help but notice-
"Travis! My eyes are up here!" Wes yelled, grabbing his cape and wrapping it around himself.
Snapping out of it and bringing his wondering eyes back up to Wes' blushing face, Travis smiled. "Sorry, couldn't help it."
"Well you better learn how..." Wes snapped back immediately, bushing even more.
"Awwwh, Wes, are you shy?" Travis asked in a pseudo-caring voice. "It's okay, you have a very sexy body. I bet anyone would pay to see that."
While Travis smiled at the ( still ) bushing man, Wes turned around, attempting to hide it.
"Stop flirting with me Travis, and stop looking at me like that. I'm a human being, not a piece of meat..."
"Since when is it against the law to flirt?" Travis laughed, stepping closer to Wes' back to the point wear he could feel his breath on his ear. "I'm a cop, I would know."
"Well, it's not. But if it was a law, you'd break it anyway..." Wes stated matter-of-factly as he backed up, pressing his back up against Travis' chest. "Ans I have no problem with you flirting, but just don't start something you can't finish, Travis."
Travis couldn't believe it. He must have been super wasted and was hearing things. Either it was his drunken mind playing tricks on him, or Wes was just flirting with him.
"Oh, I intend on fi-"
"There you are you filthy son of a-"
"RUNNN~" Wes shouted as he pushed himself off of Travis and began to run to his car.
"Oh, God. This is even better than a soap opera!...not that I watch those or anything." Donny said as the two other men in the room looked at him in disbelief.
"Please don't finish this story, I already remember what happens and-"
"BUT I WANNA KNOW!" Donny immediately cut Wes off. "Continue please?"
As Donny asked that, he sent a glare Wes' way that kept him quiet.
"Drive faster!"
"I'm already 25 over the speed limit Travis!"
"So?"
"Just put your shirt down and sit in your damn seat."
"Fine, mother."
After finally losing the guy, Travis got bored of all the driving around. Didn't he see that house already? Recognizing the gnome sitting on the toilet confirmed that strange feeling of déjà vu.
With nothing else better to do, he continued staring out of the window.
That was a nice looking tree...
And he had never seen flowers like that before...
Oh look! It's a gnome sitting on a toilet!...
Okay, now they're just going in circles. Right when Travis was going to tell Wes he had seen that gnome 6 times already, they pulled up to Captain Sutton's house. It all went down hill from there...
A/N: Hello world! Yes I am alive. c: Lol. I Had to cut this one in half because it was getting waayyyy too long. (x Haa , so the next part is coming soon to a monitor near you! :D
Lolol, okay. So I was torn between updating this and posting another one-shot for my little series I got goin' on. ( Comfort and Not Yet ) and obviously I picked this. (x Hahaa, but if you haven't already , YOU SHOULD GO AND READ THEM.
