A/N: Hi...Erm, it's been a while hasn't it? So this is the end. By the way I am going to explain a bit here so you might want to read it...okay so I re-read this story yesterday and I have to ask what did you see in it? I can't find much to like about it. I found so many plot holes and mistakes, I found that I've made Harry wildly out of character to be honest I've made everyone wildly out of character but instead of making a bit of a boring Authors Note I've decided to make a small ending to the story which is making fun of it, so if you want a nice proper heart felt ending I'm sorry but you're not going to be able to get it unless you write one yourself which you are more than welcome to do! I don't see why you would want to do something like that but if you want you can write one and post it or whatever. So thank you for sticking around and reading whatever this is, I hope I don't make any of you too angry. I really did try to continue this properly but I just couldn't bring myself to do it but I did say I'd finish it so...heres the ending. If you want you can PM me and ask about things that would've happened afterwards if you really desperately need to find out but other than that. Have a laugh at the stuff below v

Disclaimer: Thank god Harry Potter isn't mine or else I would've ruined it for everyone.

Warnings: Crackish.


Harry blinked as he woke, his brow furrowed. He looked around the small room that looked as if it had served as a small bedroom was a period of time. Swinging his feet out of his bed Harry felt the cold stone beneath his feet and stood cautiously.

Dumbledore burst through the doors with Snape on his tail, they both looked extremely confused.

"Harry, there you are dear boy." Dumbledore said looking around the room, his half-moon glasses perched on his nose; Snape also looked around the room a look of confusion on his sallow face.

"We heard screaming Potter, it came from this direction." Professor Snape sneered at him, his pale face looking at him in disdain. "What on earth are you doing in here anyway? Wasn't this my potions cupboard?"

Before Harry could reply through the door burst Hermione, Ron, Draco, Neville, Luna and Hagrid, each of them looked thoroughly confused at their surroundings and why Harry was there in his pyjama's.

"Harry what?" Hermione questioned, stuttering over her words. She simply didn't understand, she swore this was where Professor Snape kept his potions ingredients.

"How did I get here? Why am I so close the Mudblood and the Half-Blood?" Draco sneered and stepped away from both towards a corner in the room, he eyed the people in the room cautiously, "How did I get here? Why is my face wet?"

A girl appeared into the room with a pop, her face was pale and filled with pimples and acne, her hair was a mousy brown, lanky and greasy stuff hanging from her head was a better description, her feet were the biggest feet Harry had ever seen and her nose rivalled Dumbledore's.

"Hello! Hi, sorry. I've made a terrible mistake. You see I started writing this Fan fiction called Captured and I thought it was brilliant, the plot made sense I knew where it was going I seemed to slip in the characters so easily and it went so well," She took a deep breath and looked at the occupants of the room with a sheepish smile on her face, her teeth were crooked Harry could see remanets of a Chocolate Chip biscuit.

"I had this amazing power to bend words and make them into my own and I accidentally ruined a fantastic Book series called Harry Potter by making some really awful mistakes."

She looked at them all again and then pulled out a white page filled with blue scribbling's, she handed it to Dumbledore and bit her lip.

"Sorry, so sorry. I can't stay long otherwise I'll make myself into a Mary Sue and then I may as well throw everything I've ever written off a boat. So, once again, I'm sorry. To all of you for the extreme OCC or Out of Characterness I have put you through."

The girl disappeared with a pop and the room was quiet, Dumbledore looked down on the blank piece of paper with a look of horror. The list was long and extensive and he couldn't bear looking at it for too long but he had to read it out, the others must know what this monster made them do. Dumbledore knew that she had been given too much power and had abused it greatly.

Dumbledore took a deep breath and tried to ignore the fact that he was still acting so out of character before reading the list aloud.

This is a list of things I have made you do, or stuff that has happened to you or even the stuff you said. I am so sorry.

Harry, I have accidentally made you a bit like me, okay a lot. I put you with Voldemort and made you called him various horrible nicknames. Like VoldyShorts, and MoldyShorts. Lots like that. If you get murdered because of that I am terribly sorry. I also gave you some pretty lame jokes to say and I tried to make you seem insane but it didn't work. I just wrote what I thought insane would be. I also made you have insane mood swings and horrible thoughts that were supposed to be funny but I'm not entirely sure how well that went down. I was going to make you even worse by giving you ultimate powers to destroy Voldemort and become best friends with Draco Malfoy. I am so bloody sorry.

Hermione and Ron, I made many jokes about you have sex on the Gryffindor Table and I am sorry but I still find that extremely amusing but I do apologize, you also said very out of character things and I kind of forgot about you. I am a horrible person and I'm so sorry.

Draco, I've made so many mistakes with you I don't even want to list them. You were friends with all the Gryffindors, you were worried for you parents safety and so instead of doing what any rational person would do when worrying for your parents and your own safety which was comply to Voldemorts wishes I made you become friends with the enemy. Sorry. You may want to ask forgiveness and all that. And maybe kill some muggles…

Dumbledore, I am sorry! I just don't understand some of your choices so I made you evil which doesn't make sense because Draco came to you for help and then you were evil so Draco put himself in a death trap, killed by his headmaster or the Dark Lord or his parents for his stupidity. You were extremely out of character. I am so deeply sorry.

Severus Snape, I made you so out of character it is ridiculous and one stage you actually liked Potter? Yeah. I am so sorry about that, feel free to torture him or something. I'm just so sorry.

To everyone else, I am so sorry! And be careful around Hogwarts I think you may have pissed off quite a few people. In case you haven't got it by now I am so deeply sorry. Also sorry for the other Character I had to throw into the mix for a bit. Just to be clear that wasn't me she was just relaying the message…I don't think I'd risk jumping into this story. You all might kill me.

From the monster who wrote this.

P.S, Erm, sorry also to Snape I did convert your potions cupboard into a bedroom for Harry. Sorry.

The room was quiet for a spilt second before an uproar, Draco began reaching for his wand, his eyes wide in horror muttering things about how he'd betrayed the Dark Lord and that he was going to be killed for sure. Hermione and Ron were flushed bright red and standing on opposite sides of the room, Dumbledore looked as if he would blow up at any second, Severus Snape looked around the room shouting, "I knew it!" as he did. Harry began melding into the corner thinking over what he had been saying and doing these past few months with horror.

Neither Draco nor Harry wanted to leave the room but they didn't want to stay in the same room together either, the others had started to slowly file out of the room, the bed disappeared and was replaced with a shelf of potions ingredients, the room became cold as it was in the dungeons and the pair began to shudder.

Harry walked out of the room first and walked away down the corridor towards the stairs leading out of the dungeons; Draco stepped out of the room and turned the other way walking towards the Slytherin House's dorms and common room, both thinking of the multiple ways of apologizing and cursing the monster who had placed this situation upon them.


A/N: So I guess this is goodbye! I hope you didn't get to mad at me, I hope you had a bit of a laugh. I'm sorry I made you all wait so long for this, I'm sorry for all the mistakes and the long waits and the awful jokes and the out of characterness of the characters that you love. I'm sorry that you probably expected something that fit with the story and got this but Thank-you all the same for just...coming back to this mess. I may write some other better stuff in the future. THANK YOU AND BYE BYE! You don't have to review. If you want you can flame and rant this thing to hell. :) See you guys. You've been awesome.