This is takes the cupcake for the worst chapter I have ever read or written and that's saying something. I don't care. It was so much fun to write. I have 1 review! Yay! It was by a guest. Here it is: Um, have you considered mental help? It seems a bit necessary. Oh, and by the

way, I HATED IT! it's horrrible. I could list why, but I don't feel like it.

ta-ta. I've read quite a few reviews on my other fanfics but this one is by far the funniest. I'm laughing so hard right now. Unfortunately it was written by a guest, so I can't pm them. Whoever this person is, I would really like to know what their reasons are for hating it so much.

I just noticed another review. Again, by a guest and I think its hilarious. WTF. I don't want to be mean but is this a crack fic? Please review I love reading them.

Oh and btw the cover pic is a flying pickle. I drew it. I'm very proud of it.

Day 1:

Percy Jackson was in his room plotting evil things. He had a jar of pickles on one side of him, and a piece of paper in front of him, on which he was drawing flying pickles. Author was sitting on his bed, throwing knives at one of his boxers, which was hung up on his wall and held in place by more knives.

Author put his underwear up there, by the way, not Percy.

Narrator is wondering how this has anything to do with the plot.

Author is pointing out to Narrator that the plot in this fanfic is practically non-existent.

Percy suddenly jumps up in his chair. "EUREKA!" he shouts. "I GOT IT! I'll just walk around New York and randomly kill people with this katana I stole!" Percy is very pleased with his idea.

Narrator facepalms.

Author ponders it for a while. She approves and begins to clap daintily.

Percy runs out into the street and begins murdering people left and right. Screams pierce the air. Sirens wail. The police come. Some random person had a gun on them. They shoot Percy in the chest.

Percy stops his killing spree. His katana clatters to the ground. He falls on his face and dies.

Author eats a cupcake and then disappears to Magical Unicorn Land.

The Fire Song

Fire kills us all

Fire boils our blood

Fire sizzles our flesh

I am burning alive

10224567 degress farenhite

That's very hot

I'm very hot

I'm very sweaty

I take my clothes off to cool down

My eyes still explode

I spontaneously burst into flames.