*In Megs room*
Meg: *Drops all supplies down on her bed* Alright god everything I need.
Stewie: *Walks in* Oh hey Meg.
Meg: Hello Stewie.
Stewie: What are you doing there.
Meg: This is a new smoothie im making.
Stewie: For who?
Meg: For mom.
Stewie: Whos telling you to do this?
Meg: This is gonna be payback so Peter cant do anything with Lois.
Stewie: Sounds evil enough.
Meg: Alright lets see what I need.
Stewie: Well I would be glad to help!
Meg: Stewie you run along now.
Stewie: No! I want to help you create this evil drink!
Meg: Forget it.
Stewie: So whats the main antidote?
Brian: *Walks in* Stewie what are you and Meg doing?
Stewie: Creating a drink to make Lois fat!
Brian: What is that suppose to do?
Stewie: Something about giving Peter payback.
Brian: *Walks up to Meg* This is rediculous.
Meg: No its not Brian.
Brian: Yes it is. How do you know this wont kill Lois?
Meg: I know it wont.
Brian: How?
Meg: Sniff it.
Brian: *Sniffs it* Smells like poison and alcohol.
Meg: Its not poison but its alcohol.
Brian: How much is in there?
Meg: Just a whole bottle.
Brian: I dont know if she will get drunk or what.
Meg: Well we are mixing it with other types too.
Brian: Look this is crazy!
Stewie: Your just mad we can do something you cant Brian.
Brian: I dont want to harm anybody.
Stewie: Well you love Lois, I cant blame you.
Brian: Well Stewie, this will give you time know a little bit more about Meg.
Stewie: Yes, she is evil!
Brian: Great.
Stewie: Yes!
Brian: Well you two make your little smoothie.
Stewie: Bye dog.
Meg: I think this is the best thing I ever did!
Stewie: You tell them!
Meg: Brian! Can you take Stewie!
Brian: Yeah sure.
Stewie: No! Get away filthy dog!
Brian: *Walks in the room and picks up Stewie* Im doing it Meg.
Meg: Great.
Brian: Oh and also make sure nothing in there can kill Lois.
Meg: Oh im sure Peter will do that.
Brian: Well im gonna make sure he doesnt.
Meg: How?
Brian: Im gonna be Lois's gaurd dog.
Meg: What are you gonna do? Stop my smoothie plan too?
Brian: I dont know. I just think this whole thing is stupid.
Meg: Well im going to be so nice about it.
Brian: Give me a line.
Meg: Mom! Want me tog ive you a smoothie I made?
Brian: *Mimics Lois* Well sweetie where did you make it?
Meg: Um... At night.
Brian: *Stops talking in Lois's voice* Its not going to work.
Meg: Thats why Stewie is going to give it to her.
Stewie: I am?
Brian: Why is Stewie doing your dirty work?
Meg: Because he is. Hes a baby.
Stewie: Doesnt mean I dont have brains Megan.
Meg: Besides all it is going to make her gain a couple pounds.
Brain: You dont exactly know that.
Meg: I measured it.
Brian: Since when do you know to make a smoothie that will do that?
Meg: I do Brian.
Brian: You are just a 18 year old girl.
Meg: And I am smart, no one can see it.
Brian: Well right now you are doing something so stupid.
Meg: I am not stopping.
Brian: You better.
Meg: Make me.
Brian: *Knocks down the drink* Now?
Stewie: It looks so good!
Brian: Drink it I dont care. When Lois sees her baby got so fat.
Stewie: Theres only much wait I can hold Brian.
Meg: You just knocked down my drink!
Brian: Yes I did.
Meg: Im going to make you drink it!
Brian: How?
Meg: *Puts Brian face in the drink but Brian closes his mouth* Drink it!
Brian: No! *Punches Meg*
Meg: Brian!
Brian: You have been hit by your own brother.
Meg: So thats how you want it?
Brian: My time is done. *Walks out of the room*
Meg: We will show him! Right Stewie.
Stewie: Yes we will!
Meg: Now we need a test subject.
Stewie: *Licks the smoothie and gets fat* Im like a baby version of Peter!
Meg: Oh yes, this works.
Stewie: He just split it though, how are we going to get it to Lois?
Meg: *Gets some more drinks* We even have some for Chris and Peter!
Stewie: Love it!
Meg: *Pours some in 2 glasses* We should arrive them tommarow.
Stewie: Cant wait!
Brian: *Walks in an takes Stewie out* Come on fat boy.
Stewie: Great insult Brian.
Brian: Like you can do any better.
Stewie: I bet I could.
Meg: Bye Stewie! Now lets see. Hey Mom! I made you a smoothie!
Peter: *Walks in* Why is there piss all over your floor?