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Well it's the Melvin show starring me; I'm Melvin
It's the Melvin show and I've murdered all my guests dun dun duh
"The curtain opens on a new episode of The Melvin show. I know we have some exciting guests with us here today; here's your host...Melvin!" Melvin appears almost by magic with shadows coiling around his feet and his cape flaring behind him; a grin stretches across his face maniacally and he makes an elaborate bow.
"Welcome Steve's; I hope you are all looking forward to some bloodshed." He turns to the side so that everyone can see two people tied down. One of them is a young pale woman with brown hair and brown eyes. The other is a tall slim man with light blond hair and violet eyes. Even tied to a chair blindfolded and gagged he still somehow manages to look irritatingly put together. He moves closer to the two and punches the blond man in the face immediately causing a bruise. He lets out a pleased sigh and shakes his head.
"Just looking at this guy annoys me." He slices the knife side of the millennium rod through the shaggy blond hair cutting most of it off and then turns to the audience. "This man is Aleister Chamber; I won't be taking of his gag as his voice seriously annoys the hell out of me; as a matter of fact I am going to kill him quickly so that his existence can be taken care of." He turns to the side and looks out of the room where the audience can't see. "Oh Steve." A man enters the room slowly and hands a jug of gasoline to Melvin along with some matches. Melvin turns and pours the gasoline all over Aleister soaking his hair and clothes. He turns to the audience and grins as he lights the match and drops it onto Chamber. Within moments the gag burns away and everyone can hear the blonde mans agonized screams. Within two minutes the screams stop and he slumps to the ground as his body continues to burn and blacken. Melvin smiles pleased and turns to the girl who is now shaking in her chair terrified. Melvin strolls over and rips the gag out of her mouth causing her to gasp for air.
"E...Edward won't let you do this." Melvin merely chuckles at the weak threat and ignores her.
"As you can hear our next guest is a Miss Bella Swan who is currently dating Edward Cullen." He sighs disappointed and shakes his head. "I had originally planned for Edward to be here instead but it just wasn't to be; so Bella here will be taking his place tonight." He slides the rod against her arm cutting her painfully and grins darkly.
"Don't worry dear Bella. I will leave you somewhere for Edward to find." He slices one of her wrists open and listens to her high pitched scream with pleasure. "Hopefully he will go kill himself to join you." Bella just sobs painfully in response and Melvin wastes no time in slicing open her other wrist. As she bleeds out he turns to face the audience again and bows deeply. "I hope you all enjoyed the fireworks and blood; I will see you all next week and remember to kill your families in the meantime."
Well it's the Melvin show starring me; I'm Melvin
It's the Melvin show and I've murdered all my guests dun dun duh
I hate these two characters with a passion haha so I really enjoyed killing them. Thanks to horrorstar100 for the review. I couldn't reply normally as you sent it as a guest but I wanted you to know that I got it and will keep your ideas in mind for future chapters. If anyone reading this has a character they hate and want dead feel free to tell me in a review or something.
