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Well it's the Melvin show starring me; I'm Melvin
It's the Melvin show and I've murdered all my guests dun dun duh
"Welcome back to another horrifying episode of The Melvin Show. Here's your host Melvin!"
The spiky blond haired main character walks into the room with his purple cape flaring out behind him. There are no lights on except for a dim glow that is lighting up Marik's face and all you can see behind him are three shadows.
"Welcome to all my dear fans. Many of you have sent letters or emails asking to be allowed on the show in the interest of helping me murder my guests." His lips curl up to reveal a toothy grin and he chuckles. "However only one of you has had the courage and balls to break into my place and threaten me with a knife; he impressed me so much that I decided to allow him to help me out today." There is a sudden dark chuckle from one of the shadows as he steps forward.
"I have yet to decide whether he was impressed because he couldn't kill me or because I nearly killed him." The light expands slightly to involve the newcomer who has pale skin, white spikey hair and red eyes. There are shadows curling around his feet hungrily and he stares at the screen with a smug smirk on his face.
"This lovely viewer's is Bakura. Now I know some of you may be mistaking him with another albino but this man is nothing like that fool Florence. The only way I would allow him on my show was if he was tied to one of my chairs." Bakura shows only amusement at the threat to his counterpart, he may not have met the man but he has heard stories about him.
"How about we get started Melvin?" The red eyed man smirks. "I cannot wait to see her blood dripping from her veins." Melvin grins widely and suddenly the whole room is lit up; showing two young women tied to chairs behind them.
Both of them are gagged and have fear in their brown eyes. The one on the right has brown hair cut to a little longer then her chin and the other is Asian with long black hair.
Melvin and Bakura exchange glances before a blood thirsty smile spreads across both of their faces. Melvin turns to the audience while Bakura pulls out a knife and runs his fingers lovingly over it.
"Our guests today are Tea Gardiner and Vivian Wong." He and Bakura share an amused look as Bakura sets an empty tub beside Tea; "Probably the two most annoying females to ever exist." The two killers exchange a glance again and then Melvin draws the blade from his millennium rod and slices a cut across Tea's arm. Even as he is slicing Bakura moves the tub beneath it to catch the blood that drips down.
The two move in synch, occasionally switching so someone else cuts while the other holds the bucket; both watch with burning eyes as the young women's life blood slowly slides away from her. Eventually they exchange looks again and then Melvin rips the gag out of Tea's mouth and she gasps in a breath through her tears. She doesn't even get the chance to beg before Melvin places the bucket in her lap and drags her mouth open. Her brown eyes widen and her scream comes out gargled as Bakura slides his knife into her mouth. Without hesitation he grabs her tongue and pulls it straight before cutting it off. The girl thrashes around even with Melvin holding her and they both get fairly drenched in blood before her tongue falls into the bucket with a plop and she collapses. Both of the blood drenched men straighten up and glance at each other amused. Bakura's eyes seem even redder with the crimson liquid on his face and he chuckles.
"I have waited so long to do that." Melvin nods and licks some stray droplets of blood from his face with his tongue.
"For such an annoying bitch her blood sure does taste sweet." Bakura smirks and nods to that remark.
"I agree." They both turn to Vivian who is staring at them with terror clearly visible in her eyes. "Let's see what Vivian thinks of it shall we?" Melvin raises his eyebrow but then laughs in delight.
"I like the way you think my devious friend." Bakura grabs the bucket full of blood and they move to stand beside Vivian. Their cold eyes meet and then Melvin is ripping off her gag and shoving her head down into the bucket full of Tea's blood that Bakura is holding in place. They both smirk cruelly as they watch her struggle but the megalomaniacs grip is too strong and eventually she stops moving. Bakura drops the bucket then allowing the liquid of life to spill across their feet and the floor. The two men chuckle quietly before seeming to notice the audience again.
"Ah, I had forgotten we were being watched." Bakura remarks with a smirk and Melvin nods in agreement.
"I hope you have all enjoyed this episode of The Melvin Show." He waves cheerfully at everyone before both men disappear in a swirl of shadows.
Well it's the Melvin show starring me; I'm Melvin
It's the Melvin show and I've murdered all my guests dun dun duh
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I may have enjoyed writing this is a bit too much haha. Remember if there is anyone in particular that you want me to kill let me know. I do so enjoy murdering people. Bakura may or may not show up again I have yet to decide. I figured that the canon Yami Bakura would get along great with Melvin though haha; more so then Florence at least. Also I looked at a picture of Vivian and hated her hair so I decided Melvin would take it out of their stupid bun things hence why it is long in this.
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