A/N: I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! I wrote the perfect chapter, and I mean, the perfect chapter, and then I went and goofed it up and pressed "Don't save" and lost it all! Another chapter will never be as perfect! It was super perfect! And I accidentally deleted it over something that didn't even matter! Especially since what had taken up a lot of space now takes up so little because I've written it differently. Oh how I wish to be the writer of Dr. Jerkyl and Mr. Hyde! He wrote it in three days then burned it and then wrote it again!, and he only burned it because his wife said it was "okay", but I can't really decide if it's "okay" or not because I spend too much time reading fanfictions and writing fanfictions.
Oh! And when I insult Coffee here, I apologize if I offend anyone! I don't drink coffee, the closest I've had is probably green tea lattes and I really don't know what those are. I basically only drink water, diet coke, Karmas, and teas.
- CHAPTER 5 -
Olli groaned as he woke up. Last night he had staggered into his dorm- shared with three other boys, not that he acknowledged any of them, and had gone to sleep pretty quickly. Now, at Six in the morning, he studied the room. On the far wall was a window that surprisingly, did not show the schools grounds, but rather, the inside of Black lake. Getting up he showered and dressed in his new uniform. It was rather odd, wearing a robe. The tie, he was use to. Salem had had a kind of blazer and tie thing going on. Actually, that wasn't the only differences. Back at Salem, there had been dorms per year, with apartments given to three or four students to share, with two bedrooms and a nice small common area that was big enough to host quite a few people if you wanted it to. Another difference was the prevalence of the house colours. Olli had no problem with Black or Silver or Green, but when the whole common room, dorm room, and bathroom where those three colours, with dark browns mixed in here and there, it just… Bored him. Where were the purples? The oranges? Milo's ugly neon colours that he insisted looked good even if the guy was practically colour blind? But then again, Olli could think of worst colours, the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff dorms were probably a nightmare.
As he headed out of the dorm, he took a rather long look at where the door was situated, before he headed off. It took a few wrong wrong turns and the help of a few decidedly corrupt-looking third years to find his way to the Great Hall, which was fairly empty. Disappointing. The head table wasn't even fully populated and it was nearly Seven o'clock. Harry wasn't even in the hall, either. In fact, out of all the houses, Gryffindor was the most sparcely populated table so far, followed by the Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, and Ravenclaws, who were mainly all spread along the table, books or parchments in front of their faces. Pouring himself what he was betting was going to be a disappointing cup of coffee, he wondered why it was that way. Maybe the English were shit at waking up just like they were shit at making coffee? Because they lacked the caffeine needed to truly get up in the morning? But at least there was the food, plates of bacon and sausages and pancakes… It was a much better fare than what his Aunt had cooked up in the kitchen on the days Harry wasn't around the house to do it instead, and only because he felt like it and didn't want them all to starve.
Harry laughed as Seamus told a dirty joke on the way to the great hall. That morning has been surprisingly good, since they had woken up before the Jerk Duo and decided to play a little… prank. Harry had somehow levitated the two boys- a feat they all considered amazing, since the boys had been in their own beds, right beside each other but still, and Seamus and Neville had shot water out of their wands, drenching the two jerks before Harry dropped the spell, causing them to fall to the ground in a tangle of wet, startled, angry limbs, to which they high tailed it out of there and ran off to head to the Great Hall. Once in the Great Hall, Harry had taken a moment to search Olli out at his table and nearly went to go talk to the other boy and see if they were still okay, but Seamus and Neville had distracted him, and it could really wait, couldn't it? Olli knew he loved him right? And Olli loved him, so it would be alright if they didn't talk for one morning.
Olli sighed as he picked at his toast, the coffee was substandard, and Harry had entered the hall, given him a glance and a smile, but had walked off with the two hot guys he was talking to, one of them making him and the other guy laugh like loons.
"Polkis." Someone said, as they took the seat beside him.
"Stranger." Olli replied, as he turned to face his company.
"Theodore Nott, actually." The boy said, thrusting out his hand. Nott looked quite bookish, with wavy dark brown hair and light brown eyes hidden behind silver-framed glasses, an overflowing book bag slipped in-between the two of them.
"Olli Polkis, but you already know that." Olli responded, shaking the other boy's hand.
"Yes. Anyway, I thought I'd be your 'official' greeting into Slytherin, and tell you that you might as well break up with your little boyfriend, Potter doesn't like Slytherins and will probably make your life hell." Nott said, pulling a piece of toast from one of the platters in front of them.
"Harry isn't going to break up with me over something so stupid." Olli replied. "And I don't see how that's any of your business seeing I've only known you for like, two minutes."
"Yes, but you'll have to live with me for the next year, and I've known Potter for the last six, so you should listen to me." Nott replied, buttering up his toast.
"You haven't known him well." Olli replied. "I mean, he dated me despite the fact that my cousin is the biggest jerk to ever exist."
"I doubt that, have you met Draco Malfoy?" Nott said quietly, his light brown eyes watching the area around him, as if he was afraid to admit that.
"Yes, I have. He kept yelling in my ear last night so I ignored him." Olli replied, as a dark scowling man descended from the teacher's table and passed out their schedules, scowling at the utter lack of students.
So, that's that! Theo and Olli are kind of friends now, they'll get better, I swear! And the original deleted chapter was better! Harry's part had been longer but I couldn't! And if anyone's curious, the joke was "What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?"
"Hey, where do we find the egg in all this shit?"
Sorry if it was offensive, but I found it freaking funny. And it wasn't something bad about women which was what the site that I found it on absolutely enjoyed telling jokes about… It's more, truthful. There's no egg and you do poop through your anus.
