Talking
Thinking
NinjaNomicon
Sorcerer
Disclaimer: I do not own Randy Cunningham 9th grade Ninja or assassin's creed unfortunately. I thought I told you to stick to the script Fwoom While I roast marshmallows on the lawyer's burning corps feel free to read the story(never mess with a dragon)
Chapter two your fate is sealed
At the assassin HQ Masyaf castle
Nothing is true everything is permitted may our ancestors guide you as you ascend to master assassin rank the youngest to reach this level age 14 no less said the leader of the assassin order. Thanks old man I wont let you down said Hunter. here is your first master level assassination job we got an anonymous tip that the Norisu Ninja has become a templar you must go and kill him but be wary he is powerful said Mentor. don't worry old man he isn't the only one who has a magic piece of clothing that transforms into armor that holds infinite weapons said hunter as he put on the mystic hoodie made out of divine eagle feathers. Here take these said Mentor. The apple and shard of Eden I'm Honored said Hunter as he put on the ring and put the apple in one of his infinite pockets. Norisu Ninja your fate is sealed said hunter as he left for Japan.
Norrisville Wienerman residents 6 hours later
Howard get your sister it's time for dinner said Mrs. Wienerman sure thing mom said Howard as he walked to his sisters room hey Heidi its time for AAAHHH both siblings screamed for Howard had just caught his sister masturbating aahhg shnasty what are you doing gagged Howard. Nothing now get out Heidi said accidentally knocking her computer on the ground in front of Howard on the screen were hundreds of pictures of the ninja. Oh my god you were masturbating to the ninja Howard gasped. NO MAYBE SO JEST GET OUT screamed Heidi as she slammed the door
Inside the Ninja Nomicon
TO LOVE SOMEONE IS TO PUT THEM IN DANGER Nomicon I still don't get it what do you mean Randy asked still confused about the message the Nomicon was trying to give then a bunch of scribbles the Nomicon used as ancient to modern text came up and said ya can never date bro WHAT I have no idea what your talking about said Randy blushing. Suddenly a drawing of Heidi appeared before him ok Nomicon I get it besides she wont even notice the real me anyway he said sadly. BRING-BRING
Back in reality Cunningham residents
what the juice Randy exclaimed coming out of his trance. Hello he said answering his phone. Dude we got a major problem said Howard. What kind of problem asked Randy Heidi's totally crushing on the ninja said Howard. REALLY SHE IS said Randy excitedly. Cunningham no do not tell me your crushing on my sister said Howard. No of course not maybe a little randy said nervously. Don't think you understand SHE WAS MASTURBATING TO PICTURES OF YOU yelled Howard. Ok a little weird I guess said randy. A little weird its a lot weird agh I gota go its time for dinner said Howard. Kay bye Howard said randy ok Nomicon slight problem said Randy
The next day at Norrisville High
All right class today we have a new student joining our school pleas give a warm welcome to Hunter Aquila said Mrs. Driscoll. Looks like the eagle has landed Mrs. Driscoll ventriloquist into her dead husband. Ha Latin humor laughed Bucky. brownnoser thought Hunter. Since everyone already has a partner you con work with Randy and Howard said Mrs. Driscoll. Sure thing said hunter as he walked to the table the boys were sitting at hi I'm Hunter he said. Hi I'm randy and this is Howard said Randy. perfect now all I have to do is wait for that templar scum to show up and when he dose ill activate my eagle sense then ill be able to find him wherever he goes you can run ninja but you cant hide thought Hunter
Later in the cafeteria
Agh shnasty what is this stuff gagged Hunter. Mystery meat maybe hopefully said Randy. I knew I should of brought my own lunch gaah Hunter grunted as he had just bumped into and spilled his lunch all over Bash. GRRRR THAT'S IT NEW KID YOUR DEAD Bash yelled punching straight at Hunter but only coming into contact with air what the gasped Bash. Ayo lunk head said Hunter crouching on Bash's fist nice try HAAAA he yelled punching Bash square in the nose. The whole school was in awe the new kid had just pwned the toughest guy in school. Next time I wont go so easy on you now get lost shoeb said Hunter. As Bash got up he banged his head on the table he landed under and a pink milkshake fell on him and everyone started laughing at him Not so tuff now are you said flute girl. looks like karma has finally come for you heathen said Julian. I cant believe I was afraid of you said Bucky. Waa Waa Waaaa Stevens band burned. No don't laugh at me stop laughing at me I'm the king THE KING Bash cried running out of the cafeteria.
In the hallway
Ill show them I'm gona beat the crap out of him with my lucky boxing gloves Bash said nervously. As he put them on green mist started to surrounded him.
