Hey guys and dolls! thank you for all the comments and including tree puns in them! I might use them in this chapter!

-iamnemesis

Chapter 2- Woody

Day 21-

Guess what?

I'm still a tree! I can see your shock from this massive plot-twist!

Day 22-

They see me swayin' they hatin'!

Day 23-

some stupid bird have made a nest in my leaves :( I hereby christen him Mr. Chirpy...

Day 24-

Mr. Chirpy is sooooo cute 3... UH! gods did I just call a bird cute! I'M NOT FROM THE APHRODITE CABIN! I FIND NOTHING CUTE... well except Mr. Chirpy

Day 25-

I feel a little guilty... I was whipping my leaves back and forth a little too hard and I scared Mr. Chirpy and he fell off!... :( RIP Mr. Chirpy! (you shall be missed) * sniff*... wait can trees sniff?

Day 26-

oh...my...gods! there is this really cute apple tree called woody ( who is now my tree boyfriend!) and he is the sweetest thing since MAPLE syrup ( bum dum crash!)

Day 28-

me and woody had an argument, I wish he didn't Tree-t me like this! (bum dum crash)

Day 29-

I got revenge on woody by putting a snake in his boot!

Day 30-

IM SINGLE! WHOOP WHOOP, WHOOP WHOOP!

Day 31-

Oh he's dating that fir tree now is he? ... oh well that's pine by me! (bum dum crash!)

Day 32-

I'm still a tree :(

Day 33-

knock knock?

who's there?

THE PERSON WHO IS STILL A TREE!

Day 34-

shock horror! I am still a tree

Day 35-

*swaying furiously*

Day 26-

*swaying furiously*

Day 27-

*swaying furiously*

Day 28-

*swaying furiously*

Day 29-

*swaying furiously*

Day 30-

you know what? I think the whomping Willow has really inspired me to sway furiously

So guys what did you think of this chapter? please tell me in the comments!

-iamnemesis