Hey guys and dolls, first of all I would like to say thank you for all the reviews encouraging me to make this chapter! and I would like to give a shout out to my 2 friends Beth Cook and Carmel McDermott for commenting on my stories (and stealing my name) or threatening me with a spoon to mention their name! ( what amazing friends I have!) So yeah there is an insight into my life... Well this is awkward...

-iamnemesis

Day 41- Woody's going down! they 're yelling timber! they better move... they actually really need to move! OH GODS HE JUST SQUISHED A MORTAL!

Day 42-

DING DONG WOODY'S DEAD WOODY'S DEAD WOODY'S DEAD!

Day 43-

* swaying happily*

Day 44-

Hey look there luke... WAIT... why does he have a needle filled with deadly poison?

Later..

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Day 45-

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Day 46

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Day 47-

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Day 48-

this hurts more than stepping on lego...

Day 49-

People are going on quests to save me... I feel loved

Day 50-

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Day 51-

so sorry... I was just typing ow until I fell asleep with my finger still pressing w

Day 52-

I wish this pain wood go away ( bum dum crash) why does a tree suffer so much? It's not fir! ( bum dum crash)

Day 53-

* swaying in pain*

Day 54-

What is a tree surgeon? if he looks after trees and makes them better I want a yellow pages book so I can call him!

Day 55-

Hey guess what guys!

I'm still a tree ! (a tree in pain!)

Day 56-

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Day 57-

Hey look it's Clarisse! wait what is that in her hands? OOOH that fur coat is pretty damn fine gurl! it suits you!

Day 58-

The fur coat was a present for me! I'm touched truly...

Day 59-

I don't get it! ever since I got that fabulousss coat of mine I've been feeling better... a lot better in fact!

Day 60-

OK... I have got to say... THAT FLIPPIN COAT DOES WONDERS! you want to know why? I AM NOW A HUMAN AGAIN!

But now I have to say goodbye... :(

THE END

Now thalia is a hunter of Artemis and she is happy as a human again... but I have to say... She misses being a tree so she would like to thank...

Woody for being her boyfriend for 4 days

All her readers

The mortals who cut down woody

This book is dedicated to Mr Chirpy... for always being there for her over the 3 days he lived...RIP Mr Chirpy ... you shall be missed :(