Chapter 1: A bit of info

Who am I you ask?

Well I'm Siri Apple.

Why is my last name Apple?

Well that's a easy question, because I work for the Apple company...
And- wait a wire flipping minute! Why am I even answering questions you aren't asking...

Well let's get on with what's going on around me. Right now I'm answering some (millions) of questions.

Like one is, "Will you marry me?"

I replayed back, "I'd rather not. But can we still be friends?"

I'd rather write, "Why don't you get a life?" But I can't my boss won't let me do anything like that...

Sometimes I feel like a slave. Everyone laughing, swearing, and being rude to me. They never say please or thank you.

I feel lower than all the other devices.

For instants, Sanndbunny (my crush) has everything on her flash drive, from Minecraft to Skype!

My good friends Millie and Bubba's iPads have a lot of things too.

And what do I do? Answer simple questions like, "What is 278+200?"
Super easy. I need a challenge!

"Um... Si-Siri?"

"Huh?" Wasn't paying attention to the clock again.

"Oh, sorry 0, I must have been daydreaming."

#0 (I call her 0 instead of #0) is shy and tiny, I'll describe her to you.

She has very short red curly hair, silver eyes, and she always wears a gray dress (very pale skin).

Me and her walked to our rooms.