Ack, it shouldn't have taken me this long to put up this chapter! So sorry for the wait! I would say it was writers block but it was actually .05% writers block and the rest was procrastination. So, sorry! And if any of you are curious where in Supernatural this takes place, I don't really know. Some where in late season 7? Ni idea. Anyways, here's chapter 4! (also I'm shipping ships, HaLp)


"Well-" I began. Sastiel chose that moment to appear.

"Hey, get this-oh. Hi." He glanced at Destiel automatically and gave her a look that said 'what the hell did you do this time'. She just shrugged. The room fell into silence with the Winchesters looking somewhat curiously at the newcomer and everyone else at even more of a loss of how to handle this.

"So, Sas, what's up?" I asked as casually as possible. Sastiel didn't normally just show up like that (I think it's a 'not invading your privacy and personally space' thing) unless something was going on.

"Well, I just kinda got some info from Crob, but it's not really that important-" Wincest perked up at the mention of Crobby and I stifled a laugh. Apparently 'Cest and Crob were in a relationship now. We all kinda figured they would be (no idea why, we just kind of knew) and it became official one day when Crob got tired of our shit and kissed her, saying that they were conan. They make a cute couple. "-so, uh, should I go, or-?" I sighed.

"Just stay. No point in you leaving."

"Well can anyone explain to me why the hell the Winchesters are here?" Destiel filled him in on our part while Wincest explained that she 'accidently' ran into them hunting some ghost. Which is complete bull, I thought. She could have easily avoided them. While they argued who was the most at fault, my phone vibrated in my pocket. I pulled it out to see a text message from Samcifer.

So when were you planning to pick these mutts up theyre getting on my nerves

-Samci

1 don't call them mutts do and I'll murder you 2 whenever this situation is over

-Sabe

and what situation is that

-Samci

Oh you know nothing big just trying to explain what we are to the Winchesters

-Sabe

Shit

-Samci

Yeah

-Sabe

do I blame Des Megsti or Wincest?

-Samci

Wincest. I'll explain later

-Sabe

Long story?

-Samci

Long story

-Sabe

I slipped the phone back into my pocket. They were still arguing.

"Well if you hadn't been-" Wincest was saying. I decided it was time to intervene.

"Stop! We can play the blame game later, alright? But right now we need to deal with Sam and Dean. I can practically hear them wanting to leave." I ran a hand through my hair as they nodded. The two brothers look as if they were trying not to make a run for it as all the attention was turned back to them.

"Right," Wincest said. "I told you my name was Celeste. Obviously, it's not." I don't know what I expected to hear her say next, but what she did wasn't it. Although I really should have seen it coming. "My real name is Wincest. I exist because people want you two boys to screw." Everyone seemed to process the words in different way. Sastiel bitch-faced, Destiel sighed, Dean looked like he was trying to speak but couldn't, and Sam's reaction was about the same as his older brother. I just kind of laughed.

"Way to go out in style, Winci," I said, somewhat treasuring all the reactions. They were pretty priceless.

"We're freakin' brothers, man!" Dean exclaimed when found his voice.

"Doesn't really matter," Des said.

"So, you're saying you're OTPs in human form?" Sam asked when he recovered.

"Pretty much sums it up," I replied. Dean gave his younger brother a questioning look.

"What the hell is an OTP?"

"It stands for One True Pairing," Sam explained.

"And how do you know that?"

"Remember when we found out about the Supernatural books?"

"Yeah."

"That's how." Dean rubbed his forehead.

"I need a dink," he mumbled.

"I think Sam needs one, too," I smirked. "Actually, I think everyone could use one about now. Though I kind of just want some candy." Sas and Des mumbled their agreement and 'Cest mumbled something about 'might need more than that' as she left to search the fridge. She came back with five beers and a bottle opener. Then she turned to me and tossed me a king-sized Snickers. I grinned as I caught it and unwrapped it. The bottles were opened and handed out.

"So," Dean said after he took a drink. "Who is everyone then?"

"That's Sastiel. That's Destiel. And that's Sabriel," Wincest nodded to everyone in turn. I bit into the candy and gave a little wave at my name. Dean nodded but you could see that he didn't quite understand. Sam had a thoughtful look on his face. He's probably trying to work out our names, I thought eating more of the candy.

"I don't get it," Dean said finally. I rolled my eyes.

"Alright, let's see if this helps. That's Sastiel. As in Sam/Castiel. That's Destiel. As in Dean/Castiel. I'm Sabriel-"

"As in Sam/Gabriel?" Sam finished for me.

"Yup." There was silence while the boys took in the new information. I finished off the Snickers and stuck the wrapper in one of my pockets to throw away later. "So, you're not going to try to kill us right?" That earned me a glare from Des.

"Sabriel." She snapped.

"What? Come on Dessi, we were all thinking it."

"Sabe has a point," Sas said backing me up. The argument would have gone further but my phone began ringing.

There ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees. We got bills to pay, we got-

"What?" I asked. Megstiel sighed.

"You might want to take the Hellhounds now. Samcifer is getting attached," she said.

"How attached?"

" 'No I'm keeping them' attached."

"I thought they were getting on his nerves."

"Not anymore."

"Hold on, I'll text you back." I snapped the phone shut. "If I brought my Hellhounds here how bad of an idea would that be? I mean on a scale of 1 to pissing off an angel…"

"Depends on who comes with them," Sastiel said.

"True. So, we need to tell 'em bout Megst and Samci?"

"That would probably be best, yes," Destiel said.

"Right. So remember that other chic Dessi and I were with earlier?" I waited for Sam and Dean to nod. They did and I continued. "Her name is Megstiel. Meg and Castiel, if you couldn't tell."

"Wait, Meg, the demon, and Cas." Sam said.

"Yah." Both Winchesters gave me an odd look but I continued. "And currently she's watching the pups with Samcifer. Which is Sam and…Lucifer." I hesitated knowing that Dean would not like the pairing (not saying that Sam would be okay with it, but really you never know).To their credit, they took it as well as everything else There was also a possibility that they were in shock or denial or something and just couldn't process anything being said. "Right, well I'm going to get Bells and Toby." I typed a quick text to Megstiel.

Be there in a sec

-Sabe

Arriving, I found Mesti and the two pups, but Samcifer was nowhere to be seen. I tilted my head, confused. "Um, where's Samci?" I asked.

"He went to Crobby's. Something about researching a theory," she said. Huh, I wonder if it has to do with the info Sas got from Crob earlier, I thought. I frowned but then shrugged. I'd ask him about it later.

"How can you guys do that?" Dean asked when we reappeared.

"Do what?" Megsti said.

"You know, teleport." Des chuckled.

"Technically, we fly."

"So you have wings?" Sam asked curiously.

"Yes and no. I guess we have wings, since it is kind of flying. But none of us have seen them and we can't really feel them." I shrugged and went to search Wincest's fridge for some food the Hellhounds might like.

"We're not sure why," Sas whispered to the Winchesters quietly (Which wasn't quiet enough since I could still hear him). "But it upsets her. I don't think she even knows why, but it does." I ignored him and pulled out some bacon. The pups barked happily as I gave them the strips.

"Good boys," I said.

"Why can we see the Hellhounds? I mean, they're not after us, we shouldn't be able to," Sam said when I came back in.

"I think they're too young to know how to only appear to certain people," I mused. I found my spot on the floor and sat down again. Megstiel had sat down as well. Bells and Toby laid down, Toby behind me and Bells beside me. "So, Sas," I said, "Why don't you tell us all about what Crobby told you."


For some reason I decided that Wincest and Crobby should be together :P Yah... (and I'll be introducing Crobby in the next chapter btw) Sabriel's ringtone for Megstiel is Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Cage the Elephant, for those who wanted to know :). Reviews are most welcome! I will reply back to your question/suggestion/comment. if there is any ship that you want to be mentioned/ have an appearance just let me know and I'll work it in somewhere. School starts in a couple days for me so I don't know when the next chapter will be up O.o sorry.

Ghost Blankets and Mint Icecream,

-DeadlyJellyBaby