Okay in this chapter we were screwing around so its funny if you want it to be funny idk, We dont own DBZ so dont sue us!
Episode 3:Vegeta's Recovery
After getting back Chris, Bulma, and Tim await for Marco to come back. They are all wondering why it's taking him long.
Tim: The hell is taking him so long!
Bulma: TIM! Don't say hell!
Tim: You're not my mom. You're too old to be my mom.
Bulma: NO I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE YOUR MOM!
Tim: *Mumble* No, your like 30.
Chris: I just noticed I haven't eaten in 2 days. Bulma, did you bring some Capsules with you? Maybe some with food?
Bulma: Yes even a capsule house. But Tim YOU CAN STAY OUTSIDE LIKE A DOG!
Chris: Please tell me it's A LOT of food!
Tim: *Mumble* Chris you're a whiner.
Chris: If I wasn't hungry, I would punch you in the gut!
Tim: Psshhh I would like to see you try. Hey Marco's here.
*Marco and Babo walk in*
Marco: Hey Im back and I brought someone with me .
Chris & Tim: Hi little green!
Bulma: AAHH! It looks like a mini Piccolo!
Tim: BULMA! THATS RACIST….. I think, is it.
Marco: Yeah that is racist. He is green not mean.
Tim: SEE!
Bulma: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE TWERP WHY DID I LET YOU EVEN COME!
Tim: Because I kept begging you like a dog.
Bulma: Oh yeah. Anyway Marco did you bring a dragon ball?
Marco: Yeah I gave it to Chris when I landed.
Bulma: Where is Chris anyway?
Tim: Prob eating in the capsule house like a fat little pig.
Chris: In here! *Bites into cooked meat* Yum! Does any of those capsules have eggrolls in there?!
Tim: See. *Frustrated*
Tim: Ummm Can we please get back to the topic, Chris?
Marco: Lets hope Goku brought his own food. Otherwise, you guys will starve.
Tim: In speaking of Goku how do we know if he is strong enough to defeat that crippled person. Have you felt his power level? It's Huge!
*Chris walk back out*
Marco: Knowing Goku he would be late as usual.
Chris: (Stuffed from food) Ahh… Let's just try to lay low until Goku gets here.
Tim: Well while you ladies talk, imma go and collect dragon balls, HEY BULMA! WHERE IS THE DRAGON RADAR?!
Bulma: I'M RIGHT HERE! no need to yell, and it's in the house.
Tim: Ok and sorry.
*Tim leaves to search for the other dragon balls*
Babo: Will you bring back the other namekians back.
Dende: They told me they would.
Tim, before you go! I want to go visit Guru! I want to make sure he's okay .
Tim: Alright I will Dende! Cya Later!
Marco: Wait, Tim. I'll go with you.
Dende: Can I come to?! I want to be there with him.
Tim: Ok, Chris stay here and deal with… that thing! LETS GO!
Marco: *Starts singing* On the road again, can't wait till I'm on the road again
Tim: NO! NO SINGING, SHAME ON YOU!
(Back to Zarbon)
Zarbon: Where are you Vegeta? I know you are somewhere around here!
*Vegeta washed up but still knocked out*
Found you finally.
*Zarbon grabs Vegeta and brings him back to Frieza's ship. Vegeta is put into a recovery chamber to he can be questioned.
*Later at Frieza's Space Ship*
Zarbon: How long will it be until he is done the the rejuvenation chamber?
Appule: At least another hour sir.
Zarbon: Good.
Frieza: Zarbon, I need you in here right now!
Zarbon: Yes My Lord, *Zarbon reaches Frieza's Chamber* What is it Lord Frieza?
Frieza: Where is Vegeta?
Zarbon: He is in the rejuvenation chamber.
Frieza: How long until he is recovered?
Zarbon: It will take an hour until he is recovered.
*An Explosion takes place*
Frieza: What was that Zarbon ?
Zarbon: It was an explosion in the rejuvenation chamber!
Frieza: Who did you leave to watch Vegeta?
Zarbon: An Appule.
Frieza: An Appule! he can't even watch an orange. why would you leave him to watch Vegeta!?
Zarbon: I thought he could handle it!
*Frieza and Zarbon run into the rejuvenation chamber*
Frieza: where is he Zarbon? Find him now!
Zarbon: He is not in here. Let me check your dragon balls. Maybe he is taking them?
*Zarbon and Frieza are running to the dragon balls*
Frieza: This way Zarbon, It's over here.
Zarbon: I'm right behind you, my lord.
*another explosion*
Vegeta: I'm over here you ugly green piece of space trash.
Zarbon: My lord, He is behind us.
Frieza: ZARBON, GET HIM! I will get my balls.
Zarbon: Yes Lord Frieza!
Where did he go?
*Frieza walks to Zarbon*
Frieza: Zarbon, he took my balls. Go and kill him!
Zarbon: Yes, my lord.
Frieza: And Zarbon, Don't forget my Dragon balls. Bring them back or don't come back at all. You dirt particle.
Zarbon: Yes, Sir!
*Zarbon Dashes out to find vegeta*
(Meanwhile Tim, Marco, Babo, and Dende were almost at Guru's place)
Tim: Are we there yet?
Dende: No.
Marco: Are we there yet?
Dende: No. We're flying over water, why would you think we're there?
Tim: How about now?
Dende: NO!
Marco: Now, are we there?
Dende: Yes.
Marco: Finally, we made it.
Tim: This Guru guy seems a waste of time to me.
Marco: Quit being such a Krillin.
Tim: I was kidding, dang.
Dende: Lets go inside. There we will meet Guru.
Tim: Yeah, fine.
Nail: Stop! Who are you?!
Tim: The Guy who is here to see you're suppose "Guru".
Guru: Nail, let them in.
Nail: But Guru, sir!
Guru: Let them in.
Nail: Yes, sir.
Tim: Serves you right. *Mumble* He looks like piccolo.
*Walks past Nail*
Marco: If I had a brother, he would be like him.
Nail: (To Tim) Watch what you say, kid, I'm definitely stronger than you.
Guru: Tell me, why have you come?
Tim: Marco, tell him.
Guru: You seem like an arrogant one. If I didn't already know what was going on, I would send you out.
Tim: Im….. I'm sorry.
Guru: Marco, you are not one of my children. Where are you from?
Marco: I'm from the planet E-arth just like the other maggots I came here with.
Tim: Excuse me, Guru sir?
Guru: Yes?
Tim: I see a dragon ball on the top of your chair, may we take it?
Guru: As arrogant as you may be, I know you're good to have the Dragon Ball.
Nail: But, Guru!
Guru: Nail. I know they are collecting the Dragon Balls for a good reason. Let them be.
Nail: Yes, Guru.
Guru: I see you two have some hidden power within you, do you want to bring it out?
Tim: Yes sir.
Marco: Ok, that would be fine.
Guru: Very well then. One of you stand next to me.
Marco: I will go first. You can go last.
Tim: Ok.
*Marco walks next to Guru's chair after setting Dragon Ball on the ground.*
Guru: *Sets hand on top of Marco's head* Let's see…
Tim: Hey! What are you doing?!
Marco: Relax, Tim.
Guru: Now let's go awaken your sleeping power.
Marco: Have you started? OH there is goes. I feel my power increasing.
*20 minutes later*
Marco: Are you done yet?
Guru: No, net yet your friend will only take a minute.
Marco: Looks like I have more hidden potential then you do! Ha ha ha ha!
Tim: *Tck* Shut up. I'm still powerful than you are.
Guru: There you go. *Takes his hand off head*
Tim: Heh, I'm stronger than Vegeta and that freak Zarbon, with this new found power I'm gonna crush that crippled freak. Heh heh heh
Marco: The big ugly green guy would be to weak to fight me, so you can have him .
Tim: Oh you're too kind.
Marco: We have another friend, I think he can show some potential. Can he get his power brought out too?
Guru: Yes.
(In Frieza's Ship)
Zarbon: Sorry Lord Frieza I couldn't find Vegeta.
Frieza: Thats a shame and no dragon balls either.
Zarbon: No lord frieza, no sign of them.
Frieza: Do you remember what i told you Zarbon?
Zarbon: Find vegeta.
Frieza: And now you die. good bye Zarbon.(Shoots Death Beam to Zarbon's Chest)
Frieza: Hey you soldier!
Soldier: Yes Lord Frieza!
Frieza: Take that body and burn it and call the Ginyu Force (I hate to do this but Vegeta left me with no choice.)
(Back to Vegeta)
Vegeta: HA HA! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH STRONGER I'VE GOTTEN NOW! I feel like I'm on the juice.
*Lands by the Dragon Balls*
Vegeta: Let's see here, 3 Dragon Balls and I have another waiting for me in that village. Let me just go hide these and get the other one and then I'll be one step closer to immortality.
*Flies over to village*
Vegeta: Now, let's go for a swim, shall we?
*Jumps into river* Now where is it. I know I didn't drop it that far. Okay… Still looking, maybe it rolled off into somewhere else. Nappa do you see any dragon balls around here? Nappa where are you? Oh wait I forgot I killed you. Ha makes me laugh just thinking about it.*Vegeta laughs aloud* HAHAHAHA
Vegeta: No dragon ball no problem. Yes there is a big problem, what are you talking about?
The 3 brats! I remember when I took out Dodoria. One of them was holding some kind of Dragon Ball locator. That's means… HAAAH!
*Explosion* *Vegeta flies off to power source very angry*
(Back to our main heroes)
Tim: Whoa! What the hell, did you feel that Marco?
Marco: Keep our power down. I'm not sure on who it is, but it doesn't feel very good.
Tim: Ok leave and go and get Chris here quick I'll stay and try to protect Dende and the Guru.
Nail: You can't do it by yourself.
Tim: Of course I can I'm stronger than him now.
Nail: Don't say I didn't warn you. _
Tim: Ok you didn't. heh heh
Marco: Okay, I'm off!
*Flies off*
Tim: Now lets see what Vegeta can do about me. *Smirks*
Nail: Keep your power down! I do not want to attract anyone here!
Tim: Psshh he can't stop me.
Nail: Arrogant fool! You can't feel your own power compared to his! I'm still over you!
Tim: Whatever…
(Marco on his way to Chris)
Marco: Dang, I can feel Vegeta's power. It's going straight for Tim. Dang, I may have to turn back. Unless I attract him to me and throw him off from them!
Marco: Here it goes! HAAAH! *Boost power to go faster*
(At Vegeta's position)
Vegeta: What the! There's a huge power over there and it doesn't look like Frieza's energy neither Zarbon's. In speaking of Zarbon, I haven't sensed his energy for a while he must be dead. Better go follow that energy and see where it leads me. *Boost speed*
Vegeta: There's one of the 3 brats… I'm going to follow him and get my Dragon Ball back first! HA HA HA!
Marco: There he is… Surprised he hasn't shot me down at all. He must be waiting until I stop. I'm no match for him so I might as well get Chris to help me first.
(At cave)
Chris: There's two large powers coming this way. Dang, I don't have enough time to get away. Might as well, stand and fight… or at least stall. Bulma, Babo, stay in the cave. I'll handle this.
Marco: Chris, I'm back! And we got some company!
Chris: Who is it?!
Marco: It's Vegeta! I noticed him following me an hour ago,and did nothing about it.
*Vegeta lands*
Vegeta: Before, I kill you I want you to make a choice. I could kill you all and take my Dragon Ball and your dragon balls. Or you can just hand me the Dragon Balls and everyone lives for that much longer.
Chris: We went through to much to get these. I'm not going to just hand them over.
Vegeta: Very well, then who should die first? Oh! How about the little Namek?
Marco: What?!
*Vegeta fires beam*
Marco: Dodge!
Chris: Lookout!
*Chris jumps in the way getting hit in his arm*
Chris: OWW! My arm! I can't move it!
Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHA! Who's next?
Marco: How about you? * Marco attacks with a Masenko*
*Tim appears behind Vegeta*
*Vegeta grabs Tim to push him in front of the blast*
Marco: Tim why did you get in the way? Now you are almost dead.
Tim: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!
Vegeta: Heh, What a nice little bodyguard.
Chris: HEY! I'm still not down yet! I may have an arm out that doesn't mean I'm not gonna fight!
Vegeta: If you think you can take me on, you have a whole new thing coming!
Chris: Haah!
*Charges at Vegeta Throwing a flurry of punches and kicks*
Vegeta: *Vegeta Dodging all of them* What's the matter? Is that all you got?!
*Punches Chris with a flurry of punches* *Finishes with a kick in the air and punches him downward into the ground*
Tim: Bulma, give him the dragon balls.
Bulma: ARE YOU CRAZY!
Tim: NO I'M SMART, JUST GO GET THEM!
Marco: I'm getting in on this action. *Attacks Vegeta with punches and kicks*
Vegeta: *Blocking Punches and kicks* *Rips off Marco's arm* I'll give you one more chance. GIVE ME the Dragon Balls!
Marco: My arm it's gone.
Vegeta: Wait a second… I feel 5 great powers heading this way...
Tim: Yeah, so what?
Vegeta: You idiot! That's the Ginyu Force!
Tim: Who cares?!
Vegeta: You should! You say you're smart! You're just a fool! They are Frieza's private army. Whenever they get called in it never ends good!
Chris: Dang it!
Vegeta: This may be my only chance!
Marco: Only chance at what? Oh look my arm is back!
Tim: HEY! I AM SMART!
Vegeta: My only chance to gain immortality! Just give me the Dragon Balls and I'll never mess with your planet again!
Tim: FINE!
Chris: *Eats a senzu bean* Hurry! They are getting close! Where are your set?
Vegeta: Get your balls and come with me! Hurry!
*All 4 of them take the balls and fly off and follow Vegeta
NOW WE ARE WORKING WITH VEGETA OH MY! Review and all that stuff! We are still working on Chapter 4 we only got the first three chapters done in 2 days! What an accomplishment
