MURDERBRAWL!
One day Voltage and Hellfire got so very bored they bought/stole the Underdome from Moxxi and started their own fight arena, it was much more upgraded, much more brutal and had EXPLOSIONS!Once the vault hunters heard the queue to fight was so MASSIVE it filled three echo log databases (used to be four, Voltage got hungry)
The first match was Gaige and Zer0 versus the psycho patrol. " THE MEAT WILL FLY JUST LIKE THE SKAGS THAT ATE DAVE" shouted the leader of the patrol called The Meatman "pathetic" stated Zer0 as he unsheathed his katana " LASER KATATA ALERT BEEP, BEEP" shouted Voltage "bro it's katana" replied Hellfire "anyway it's time for MURDERBRAWL! MURDERBRAWL! MURDEBRAWL!" announced Voltage as him and Hellfire set off fireworks and everyone cheered while the bandits were being turned into a fine red mist and giblet soup.
"NEXT MATCH, ME BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" taunted Voltage as he jumped in the arena and called the next match "let us fight bandits" said Voltage as he put on his gloves and pulled out a Gatling gun barreled sniper rifle, wave by wave the bandits attacked and Voltage brutalized them with fist, sniper and random weapons lying around. Before long a bandit got smart and snuck up behind him and stabbed him and then attempted to kill him (ATTEMPTED!)" murderbrawl chainsaw, murderbrawl chainsaw, murderbrawl chainsaw, murderbrawl chainsaw, MURDERBRAWL CHAINSAW!" chanted the crowd as Hellfire threw a double ended chainsaw that Voltage started up and turned the bandits into gore salad.
"That's the end of Murderbrawl, so come back next year for Murderbrawl II, GOODBYE NOW!" said Hellfire while Voltage chased the last bandit wielding the Murderbrawl chainsaw.
Leave your constructive criticism/whines/Death Threats in the reviews below and goodbye Mentlegen