"Truth or dare, Gretchen?" asked Adyson, grinning because we decided to go with her suggestion and play this particular game.

"Dare," Gretchen answered.

"Call Baljeet and tell him you love him and that Ginger's been sleeping with Buford."

Ginger screeched, breaking her good girl image as she said, "Don't you fucking dare! I've finally gotten Baljeet to dump that useless Mishti and though I'm not a virgin anymore, I never slept with Buford!"

Gretchen blushed, "He's not all that bad, ya know..."

"No way," my jaw dropped open, "you fucked with Buford Van Strom? Why?!"

"Ugh! It was a secret, okay? I was drunk, he was drunk, and I wanted to have some fun. Don't judge me! He's a monster in bed, though. I would definitely go again," She blushed as she mumbled the last part.

I laughed lightheartedly, "Well it looks like you just told us a truth. Girls," everyone looked at me, "should we be nice to Ginger and Gretchen and let them drop Adyson's dare for another turn?"

We were all smiling when we agreed to let our two friends off the hook.

"Isabella, truth or dare?" Gretchen asked me, happy to be free of the unwanted phone call.

I smiled, "truth."

"Who was your first time?" A few of the girls giggled and Gretchen smiled smugly, knowing her question was a good one.

I blushed, "I'm a virgin."

Katie blinked, "I'm sorry. What?"

"I am a virgin," I repeated slowly.

Holly laughed loudly, a fake laugh she knew would fool no one, "You're joking, right, Izzy?"

Milly nodded, "Of course she is. None of us are virgins anymore. Not even goody-goody Isabella."

"Hey!" I said, angrily, "I'm not lying! Milly, I already know you and Holly had a threesome with Albert as your firsts. And Adyson gave hers to Buford. Gretchen and Ginger may not be virgins anymore, either, but I still am!"

They looked embarrassed, but Gretchen and Milly traded disbelieving looks.

They didn't believe me. My girls didn't believe me! I told them the truth, like I always do, and they didn't believe me! Why not? I mean, I'm trustworthy, right? I've been their leader since we were little Fireside Girls! And they have the nerve to think I'm lying to them? Why in the world would I lie to them?

"Isabella," Adyson looked annoyed as she asked, "cut the crap - who popped your cherry?"

"No one!" I hissed, "You wanna fucking check? Too bad - I don't swing that way!"

"I'm sorry, Isabella, but it's just too hard to believe," Holly frowned, "I mean... Baljeet, Buford, Irving... everyone wants Isabella!"

I shook my head, "Baljeet wants Ginger, Buford... I dunno who the former bully wants other than his goldfish, Biff, and Irving? Really? Holly, no offense, but that's just plain gross. I mean, seriously. Eww."

"You've seriously never slept with anyone?" Ginger asked, eyes wide as she gasped out, "No one night stands or pushy, straight-forward boyfriends? No blind dates that turned you hot and bothered and left you without your panties for the night? No nothing? Really?"

I rolled my eyes, "How many times do I have to say it? I'm a virgin!"

"Yeah, I know, but," Milly blushed, "You haven't even been felt up?"

"I'm a virgin, not a prude. I've been touched up top, but my lower region? White as you can get my Mexican ass to be. Happy?"

Milly turned a darker shade of red, "Oh, okay..."

"Do you want to lose your virginity?" Adyson asked and my head shot up.

"Why would I?" I responded, "I don't know anyone I'd give it to other than -"

"PHINEAS," everyone interrupted me.

I sighed, "I know it's sad - he's dating Suzy. I'm in love with a pedophile."

Gretchen shook her head, "You need to lose your virginity."

"What, why?"

"It may help you get over your lost love."

"Or it might not."

"It can."

"It can't."

"It will."

"It won't."

"Do it."

"I'm not gonna do it."

"Yes, you will."

"No, I won't."

"Yes, you will."

"No, I won't."

"Yes, you will."

"No, I won't."

"Dammit, Isabella! Do we have to tie you up?"

"Just forget it, Gretchen! It isn't happening!"

"It'll be a stranger, Izzy. You won't know them!"

"That is exactly what I don't want!"

"What if you did it with someone you knew? Would that make it better?"

"No! I don't wanna do it at all!"

"You have to!"

"No, I don't!"

"At some point you will!"

"At no point will I ever!"

"You gonna be a cat lady? You gonna become a nun? What will you do if you don't have sex, Isabella? Huh?"

At that, I fell silent. What would I do? I wanted to get married and have kids. I couldn't do that without committing a dirty deed. I don't like cats too much so I can't be a cat lady. And I'm not religious, really, so what would becoming a nun do for me? I can't live out my dream... not without sex. But who in Hell could I do it with? I don't want it with some stranger and when I think of any boyfriends I've ever had... well, I feel gross, disgusted, really. I just can't think of doing it with them. But who else do I know? I can't do it with my friends... Baljeet and Ginger are finally starting to get together. Buford is, well, Buford. Phineas... Oh, Phineas... He's a pedophile in college (Tri-State University, like the rest of us), dating a middle-schooled little girl named Suzy Johnson (Which is really weird, if you ask me, considering Candace and Jeremy are married now, making Suzy and Phineas in-law siblings...) and he has no interest in me, whatsoever. Irving is a tech geek who I wouldn't give a second glance - I mean, eww. Just eww. And Ferb... Oh, gosh, Ferb. He's my best friend. What would happen if I even tried to get with him? I mean, I know he and Vanessa broke up - he dumped her when he found her screwing around in his bed with Monty, which, by the way, is just nasty! And he's always saying how he needs to get back in the game, but isn't ready for a relationship. Yeah, you heard me. Ferb Fletcher, man of few words, is always saying that. Or... maybe that's a good thing. Maybe - just maybe... - it could help...

A/N: Hi! I'm BabyCookieMonster (Bella) and I wanted to know - does this sound good so far? It's my first fanfic and I wanted to see if I could do well on it..?! Reviews are greatly appreciated :) thanks for reading!