Chapter 4
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Recca's POV:
Getting manhandled is scary, especially by a cute astralized princess. I was now in plane headed to Europe in a private jet. I was having a question and answer with Alice.
"Hey Alice how is the weather in Europe.?" I asked Alice.
Alice then turned me and said "Oh it's quite...Recca?, where did you go?." was what she said in a concerned voice.
Somewhere in Tanazuki Gai
"Kukuku, how sad that you betrayed me Tsunade, I could have resurrected your loved ones." Said Orochimaru.
"Deep down inside, I knew, that what you will brought back isn't really my loved ones, Kuchiyose no jutsu!." Said Tsunade as there was a puff of smoke where a giant slug (Katsuya) was summoned.
"Kabuto." Ordered Orochimaru as Kabuto placed Orochimaru's hands into position and poured some blood on the seals and activated a jutsu.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!." Said Kabuto and a giant violet giant snake appeared.
"You owe me 200 sacrifices this time Orochimaru." Said Manda as he looked at Katsuya.
"Yes, Manda-sama, I will provide the sacrifice." Said Orochimaru to Manda.
"Very well." Said Manda as he attacked Katsuya.
Naruto at the sidelines knew the technique to help his Tsunade Baa-chan while Jiraiya was helping Tsunade fight off Orochimaru and Kabuto.
Naruto formed a familiar handsign, though he was mistaken on the last one but still shouted his technique.
"Kuchiyose no jutsu!." Naruto said as he pumped the Kyubi's chakra in that technique.
Poof there was a large smoke and as it cleared, there was a confused teen looking around.
Recca's POV:
I felt a strange pull and I now find myself in feudal Japan. I see a blonde teen wearing a jumpsuit wearing a confused face.
"Hmm, a blonde kid with an orange jumpsuit, next thing you know there's a giant slug and snake fighting." I said to the kid with a sarcastic voice as I rolled my eyes.
I noticed that everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me.
"What?, I was only joking... Holy smokes, a Giant snake and Giant slug fighting?, It's either I'm asleep or hallucinating, hey kid, wake me up later when I'm sane okay." I said as I took out a sleeping bag out of nowhere and slept.
Everyone just sweatdropped at my antics.
"Kukukuku, too bad Naruto-kun, you just summoned a weirdo." Said Orochimaru as he laughed very very loudly.
Suddenly a the person who Orochimaru talked about was suddenly in his face up real close.
"Shh!, quite, this dream is quite realistic, who knew I would meet a Kabuki actor, now quiet please." I said as I attached 10 paralyze seals into the wierdo and I went to a nearby tree and brought my sleeping bag and slept.
"Kabuto, I can't move, that boob did something to me, retreat." Ordered Orochimaru as Kabuto carried him somewhere with Shunshin
The remaining people had their jaws hanging.
"Awesome, from now on, that guy is my new sensei." Said Naruto excitedly.
The group decided to wait for the mysterious individuals to wake up and waited 3 hours and fell asleep.
I woke up feeling refreshed, I can still see that I'm still dreaming, so with a heavy sigh, I unsealed my Kotetsu set and cooked yakiniku set, I know it's a strange combination but I customized this Kotetsu just for occasions.
"Mmmmm, meat is the best." I said as I took a cooked piece.
The strange people began to wake up and began drooling at the food and sake at the table.
"Ehh?, stop staring and join in, a happy dream is a good dream." I said and Shizune, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Naruto joined in even if man has a loose screw in the head.
"So young man, are you a ninja?." Asked Jiraiya.
"Egad! no, they are so frightening with their jutsu that could squish me under a rug, no sir, I am but a humble civilian and I guess I own a small seals shop." I said as popped up some gravity seals and paralyze seal.
"Still, a beginner, but I'll take where the wind takes me." I said as I continued eating.
"Quite an ingenious seal design, are you an uzumaki?, they seem based on that?." Jiraiya now asked curiously.
"Me, an Uzumaki?, nahh, although it is a great clan, I apprenticed with someone who had obtain some Uzumaki manual seals, the thing is, My master never told me anything so I just copied and, taddaa." I explained which seem to calm Jiraiya down.
"Would you like to go to Konoha with us?, I'm sure you can set-up shop there." Jiraiya offered.
"I'm not sure, I was originally going to try my luck outside the elemental nation Barrier, but there are still some sight seeing left to see." I said as I sipped my tea.
"How about you come with me and my apprentice on a training trip, I could train you how to defend yourself, what do you say, want to be a ninja.?" Jiraiya asked in a sing song voice, someone to dump naruto with.
"What?, ero-sennin are you sure he's strong enough?, he's quite old, and he might slow us down." Said Naruto as he changed his tune.
"Hmm, pardon me for this." I said as I send a tendrils of chakra string to Naruto and made him punch himself.
Everyone looked shocked at what happened.
"I picked up some interesting in Suna." I said them and took a meat.
"I see, I see, it is now even more prudent that you come with us, I'll surely make it worth your time." Jiraiya said as he whispered something into me and made a perverse giggle.
That right there convinced me that this wasn't a dream.
I was sold, Jiraiya was teaching me his ways on how to please a woman, this guy is loaded with experience despite his many stumbles for his research.
Olala, ohh he gave me some pointers already which I took a notepad and had it written, certain tenketsu points you press to make a woman scream, subtle use of the motion of the rasengan at a certain spot.
Since I don't know the rasengan I had to be creative with my chakra strings.
Time Skip 3 years.
It's been that long already?, I sure have been blessed.
Jiraiya took me to his research often, for some reason, I had very great luck and somehow, the women swoon all over me including Jiraiya.
He taught me the secret ways of the pervy ninjutsu, control the flow of chakra at your reproductive organ so you can last longer and can shoot a few extra rounds of ahem*, you get what I mean.
Strategy, tactics, making a woman swoon to your tune is a different ball game.
He also didn't forget our supposed ninja training, I of course was unmotivated, but then Jiraiya explained the few extra boost of stamina in bed which made my tune turn a 180, I even went toe to toe with Naruto and his godly stamina, he surely will be a monster when he grows up.
Since Jiraiya just taught us the basics and experience, I had to satisfy Naruto's whining with seal lessons, he was surprisingly a genius at it and by the end of our 3 year training I estimate him to be a seal master.
Jiraiya felt guilty that he wasn't able to teach me a jutsu and asked me if there was a jutsu I would like to learn, I smiled full blast and asked for him to teach me the Hari Jizo.
Jiraiya was surprised that out of all the powerful jutsu I could have learnt, it was that jutsu that I chose, he quickly dismissed it as an Idol worship and he giggled perversely before starting the lesson.
Naruto was now leaps and bound stronger and he seems to control the Kagebunshin well. I decided to surprise him with my own Kagebunshin seal which shocked him to his core. On second thought it was a really really bad Idea as I was now forced to be his training partner. Maito Guy's training had nothing on this.
Naruto over the years have gotten close to me and now call me ero-niisan or ero-aniki which I always explained to him that I am mentally enlightened which always makes him and and Jiraiya looks at me funny and said "Hmm, thats a new word for pervert now?, wow, how eloquent." was what he said to which I replied, "oh yee of little faith, a super pervert you maybe, but the heart of a woman is complicated." I said to him which he just laughed.
"You know, we might have to call you the next generation super pervert, that's it, I name you my super pervert successor." Jiraiya said.
I was so mad that I threw a book I was working on him, a perverted book.
"Well well, what do we have here?, "Chef Paradise?", hmmm, hmmm, ohhh, I seee, ahhhh, what?." Was Jiraiya said while he continued reading.
"I have taught you well my student." Jiraiya giggled perversely as he handed me my book and gave me the good guy pose.
I looked at him shocked, the next day I looked for a publisher, I accidentally met Jiraiya's publisher's and they quickly got interested in my first work.
Time quickly flew by, I now know shunshin and how to be proper ninja even though I wasn't one.
I was now wearing durable black leather clothes which makes me look like I came from a rock concert.
I certainly don't doubt of its power to attract the ladies with my adonis like physique due to my monstrous training.
Jiraiya quickly returned us to Konoha and I was finally free and I went flirting in the dango shop, gahh Jiraiya is such a bad influence, where did my innocence go again?, bahh more flirting, no reminiscing.
Meanwhile Jiraiya reported Naruto's progress and Tsunade called for Kakashi for a test.
Testing Grounds:
"Why am I here again?, I'm not a ninja." I protested.
"Yeah Naruto what is a civilian doing here?." Protested Sakura.
"Don't be like that Sakura-chan, Recca nii-san is good, I can vouch for him." Said Naruto with a smile.
"Well whatever, test start!." Said Kakashi and Naruto and Sakura hid while I just took out my own published ero-book collectors edition with an autograph.
"Hello?, aren't you suppose to go into hiding?." Kakashi asked then he noticed my book he has ben eyeing.
"Is that?, where did you get the new limited edition of that book." Kakashi said as he walked up to me slowly.
Feeling Kakashi's fanboy syndrome, I just handed him the book and simultaneously took the bells.
Kakashi feeling motivated, he went all out with Naruto and Sakura, let me tell you, a motivated Kakashi is scary.
"And time, looks like you loose." Said Kakashi happily.
"Who knew Kakashi was this tough even after all my trainng." Said Naruto panting.
"There there Naruto don't feel bad, now I can go food hopping, oh yeah I found these by chance, don't know what these are for." I said as I tossed them two bells and I began to walk out of there.
"Hold it!, that's far enough, we clearly know what their levels are." Said Tsunade.
"Yes, yes, please tell them that a civilian has no business in ninja business." I said to escape their clutches.
"Your absulutely right, from now on I'm promoting one Recca Kusanagi to genin of Konoha and assign him to team 7 with Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno and their jounin Kakashi Hatake." Said Tsunade mailing.
"Your joking, I'm not ninja material, ask Sakura." I said them the least person who was sure to acknowledge me.
"Your right." Sakura said as she walked near me, then suddenly she punched a super strength through me which inflicted a crater on the ground, luckily I used substitution.
"I changed my mind, you are ninja material if you are able to dodge my suprise attack." Said Sakura smiling.
"Noooooooo!." I shouted as I have been inducted as a ninja.
"Yatttaaaaa!, nii-san is going to be on our team." Naruto said happily.
"Yes, yes, now leave me alone so I can read the next part, ooohhhh, ahhh, hmmm, what?." Said Kakashi engrosed in his new book.
"Great we have another pervert." Said Tsunade dissapointed.
"He's not just a pervert Tsunade-hime, he's a super pervert, learned from the master he did." Jiraiya said approvingly and giggling perversely.
"Who you calling a super pervert, you toad hermit, I prefer to be called enlightened." I shouted at Jiraiya.
"Well, at least he's not as troublesome as Jiraiya." Tsunade said as she began taking a swig of sake.