Chapter 6

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Recca's POV:

After I had gotten my money converted, I decided to visit Emiya Shirou as my next prank target. I teleported myself in Shirou's mansion bypassing it's defenses.

My plan was to beat Shirou in cooking by pretending to be his apprentice. It would deal a non-lethal, but a very effective heavy blow to his pride.

Japan, Shirou's Mansion.

"Good evening, Mr. Shirou, pardon the intrusion, but I have come far and even risked your Ire, but I insist, please take me as your chef apprentice." I said as I kneeled to Shirou.

"Wow, I was expecting an enemy or maybe that Tobi guy that hit Ichigo, but this is unexpected, but be warned, I am a hard task master." Said Shirou.

Chef training montage:

Shirou took me into the mountains while instructing me to carry my heavy kitchen tools, I cheated and used a storage scroll.

Shirou was surprised and muttered "Damn magic ruining tradition."

Time skip 2 months

"Alright now that you have built your stamina, I want you taste each ingredient here, familiarize yourself with them by heart." Said Shirou sternly.

"Flavor it, savor it, experience it, now I can already tell you are an experienced chef, you just need to practice, and invent new recipe's and flavor." Said Shirou.

Time Skip 3 years Later.

I endured my harsh training, only thinking of beating Shirou at his field of experties. The countless days and nights of practice sharpened my skills gradually until one day.

"You have done well under my harsh tutelage, I now declare you, Recca, a Shiro approved quality chef, now that out of the way, who are you really?, I doubt youre here just to be my cooking apprenticeship." Shirou's eyes narrowed sharply.

"Alright you got me, I was originally here to prank you of your most damaging hobby and pride by beating you at cooking, that was I originally planned, but darn it all, you changed my view to cooking and it sparked my chef spirit to not loose to you, I tried my damn hardest, it took years of work and sleepless nights, my thoughts were only beating you and no longer that of a prank, but of a chef culinary rival, and I still could only manage to scratch the surface of the culinary art, I am proud to say that I an now proficient in the field, and I use the term loosely as we both know our league is different from normal cooking standards. As I felt myself improving, I realized that I also ignited something in you as I saw you train beyond limits and practiced like a madman in some clearing making me redouble my efforts, the gap between student and teacher became rivals and dammit I now call you my brother and comrade in arms. God, what bullshit am I spouting?." I said as I was shocked at what what I said.

"Sniff, sniff, you actually felt that way?, the truth is, I felt threatened by your tenacity, and my being the best in the field of cooking was threathened, so I trained again from the ground up, I also stopped looking at you as an apprentice but as a rival, but dammit, as our passions clashed, I felt your soul just as I'm aware you felt mine, I couldn't look at you like an enemy or rival anymore, but a brother in arms whom we understood each other through our passion in cooking, and it is there that I knew and felt there was something fishy when you asked to be my apprentice and I had to be sure." Said Shirou honestly.

"Ah yes, my plan pranking spree came to a halt with you Shirou, damn, Ichigo was so easy, but your an immovable mountain." I said to Shirou.

"You mean you're Tobi?, what did you do?, Ichigo became obsessed with you and hunted heretic god's endlessly and your right here." Shirou asked curiously.

"Oh I just crossdressed him as a girl for 3 days." I said to Shirou.

"Mahh, it's not that harsh, seriously, my new brother sure knows how to prank, now brother, since I'm still very rusty spar with me, I know your hiding your strength. Trace on!." Shirou said as he traced Kansho and Byakuya.

"Geh, you figured it out, I guess it's no use hiding it, at least not from you brother, seal release!, 'Come to me, O cursed spear and deliver judgement upon my foes'." We're the words I used to call gae bolg, my trusty spear.

"Impossible, brother is a campione?, that spear, kukuku, you really were holding back." Said Shirou as he charged.

"Heh, I guess you recognize this spear, well it is rather famous, Charge!." I said as I head toe to toe with Shirou.

I decided no tricks was needed in this fight.

A serious exchange of blows, a cacophony of deadly strikes and efficient deathblows were like a music sheet where two souls understanding each other were reciprocated and an atmosphere of excitement was in the atmosphere.

We lost ourselves completely and we continued to battle for 2 days straight, good thing I had the foresight to create a barrier around us.

"Pant, pant, pant, your a monster nii-san, how can you last 2 days of non-stop fighting?." I said to Shirou.

"What are you babbling about?, we both know we lost ourselves and enjoyed ourselves to much, God, I alsmost came close to an orgasm more times times than I can count, don't lie to me I can feel it, you felt ecstasy like me and felt the same euphoria. Isnt that right otou-to." Shirou said smiling.

"Geh, I neither confirm or deny anything." I said with a straight face.

"Which means yes clearly, but shit, what about the area around us?, we destroyed it beyond repair." Said Shirou as he looked at the ruined forest

"I maybe able to do something, Wood Release: Nativity of a Sea of Trees." I said as I performed a technique which forested a deforested area and shocking Shirou.

"Heh I knew there was a reason we became brothers, even though it was corny being honest with ourselves. Now let's head home, your staying with me, I finally have someone I can understand instead of those battle hungry campione's or those organizations who's always looking for an edge." Said Shirou.

"Damn, I can't hide and prank someone anymore because nii-san will scold me." I said as I realized my entertainment was now shot down most of my fun options.

"Damn right otou-to, now behave, hehehe I can't wait to tell Doni and dance the 'in your face dance' on the bet we made on the first one whom we could adopt as a brother or sister, to the government officials, your name from now on is Emiya Recca." Said Shirou as he dragged me away.

Meanwhile, in the thoughts of Recca.

"How many times am I gonna get adopted?, no, I did not plan it like this this, I most didn't plan it either that we became brothers and nii-san wants to make it official, God how corny is this." Where Recca's as he was dragged away.

Time Skip 1 week.

Europe Copper-Black Cross Headquarters.

"So Emiya-kun, have you come to join me?, battle me?, or join me in beating the other campione's in Japan." Said Doni.

"Ohh, no, I came here for the bet and dance the 'in your face dance'." Said Shirou as he brought a CD player and danced some groovy moves.

"What was this bet again?." Said Doni.

"It was a bet on which one of us were going to adopt a brother or sister first and I won, hmmm where is that music coming from?." Asked Shirou.

Dun dun dun

"I wanna be the very best, like no-one ever was,

To catch them as my real test, to train them with my cause

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide

each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside."

"Konohagakure Secret Taijutsu Ougi: 1000 years of death!." I said as I delivered a super magical asspoke on Doni which sent him smack to the wall.

"Yes, capture complete, Ichigo-mon and Doni-mon now added to the pokedex, Bwahahahahahahaha." I said as I appeared in the room holding a strange beeping red device.

"Uhhh, my ass, who would do such a cowardly thing." Said Doni rubbing his ass.

"That would be my brother, on a side note, I approve, I now lift the ban on your prank probation provided I bear witness to these kinds of things." Said Shirou laughing.

"Not fair, its not fair you got a cool brother, that's it, I'll also adopt him, what do you say my little ball of sunshine." Doni said exitedly.

I quickly cast an illusion and turned myself turning me into a cartoony white rabbit and said "I'm sorry, but trix are for kids."

"That means no in english mister Doni." I said to doni with a straight face.

Doni then cried in a corner as a result.

"That's my brother for you." Said Shiro on the sidelines grinning.