It was a seemingly calm and uneventful day in Dreamland, Meta Knight was arranging his perfectly made collection of carefully decorated cupcakes, blowing the non-existent dust off each delicate swirl of frosting. Then suddenly... (Music plays)
Kirby appeared!
Wearing bright red underpants and having a sloppy black mark in the shape of an 'S' on his forehead, the Pink Wonder (a.k.a. the only character in the flippin' series that was a girlish color and who's gender is confirmed [male]) flew forward in his snazzy Superman costume and stole Meta Knight's cupcakes!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Meta Knight screamed as he lunged at Kirby, but Kirby flew away just before Meta Knight could skewer him with his sword.
"REVENGE!" Kirby cried, before disappearing ominously in plain-sight. Meta Knight's eye twitched. Then he promptly blew up and confetti covered his entire Halberd.
MEANWHILE...
"Attention citizens!" Dedede called from his ridiculously ridiculous car, "Not going to say any names (Bun), but whoever keeps taping a giant spliff to the castle drawbridge to make it look high, please stop..." He shot a glare at Bun who was smoking weed with Chief Borun. "It's not funny..."
"So fuckin' high right now," the drawbridge said stupidly, wearing a rainbow colored hat, with two gigantic googly eyes stuck to it as well. Waddle Doo, who was sitting on the wall surrounding Dedede's castle, nodded.
"Fuck yeah."
"Are you sure that these mushrooms are magical?" Fumu asked Escargon, who was spasming creepily. Escargon slapped her.
"SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG!" He screeched, twitching erratically. Fumu whimpered and continue to pick mushrooms. Fumu began to cry and Escargon slapped her again. Five seconds later, Meta Knight's sword came barreling down from the sky and impaled Escargon. He lived the rest of his spasmy life with a sword in his throat, which wasn't a very long time. Fumu stared at Escargon's dead body.
"Thank you Sir. Meta Knight," she whispered, "I had always known you cared about me. And although may your care may not be like my love to you, it still warms my empty childish heart." Then a random scarfy killed her and ate her.
Somewhere, immersed in the forest, the great tree of Whispy Woods stood in deep slumber.
BAM!
Whispy woke up with a start. "WHO DARES WAKE ME?" He boomed. A little black puffball in armor stood in front of him. He gasped. It was Dark Meta Knight!
Dark Meta raised a peculiar looking weapon and pressed a trigger-like thing and the loud startling sounded again.
BAM!
Whispy died two hours afterward. Then Dark Meta Knight killed himself because he just realized he was going insane because he killed a talking tree.
THE END (for now)