It had been a usual time before the next World Meeting, nations annoying each other and fighting, among other things, when America came up to where Liechtenstein and Switzerland were sitting in their matching green outfits, green eyes, and blond haircuts, the only thing differing them being the purple bow in her hair and the gun leaning on the back of his chair.
"Hey, Liechtenstein!" America called out while smoothing down his aviator's jacket over his brown suit.
Liechtenstein looked up from the paper Switzerland was writing on and turned to the blue eyed blond haired nation behind her, "Yes Mr. America?"
"So I heard about the fact I could rent you out for 70,000 American dollars a night, and I wanted to take you up on that offer! Plus, fireworks and a ride through the capitol! Who wouldn't want that?" He called out, gaining the attention of Switzerland.
He glanced up from paper he had been working on, new ideas for his save the hedgehogs campaign, and said in a very calm voice, "She declines."
Liechtenstein did not protest, but instead said, "Okay big brother," and turned back to the table.
"Why? Just going with a citizen of mine for some fun," America said, not realizing how everything he said was being interpreted as an innuendo by the other male.
Switzerland stood up, grabbing his gun, "Because I said so," he said in a scary calm sort of way before hitting America with his gun in an area one would not want to be hit, "And you will not be trying to do that again, understand?"
"Yes sir!" America called out in a high pitched voice before running off to his own seat.
"Liechtenstein, you really shouldn't have that cost per night," Switzerland said, watching her nod her head in acknowledgment before turning back towards his papers, "Now, I should think of more ways to help my people make their gardens more hedgehog friendly."
Life lesson time! Yes, the country of Switzerland does have a save the hedgehog campaign, the pro Igel organization. Just type Switzerland save the hedgehogs campaign into google. The third item on the list on the left (Igel Lebensraum or Igel Habitat) tells you how to have a hedgehog friendly garden near the bottom. And yes, Igel is German for Hedgehog.
Next, yes, you can rent the country of Liechtenstein for $70,000 (£43,000) an nights. It comes with customized street signs, temporary currency, housing for 150 people, a symbolic key to the state followed by a wine tasting with the Prince, and there are other options such as tobogganing, fireworks, and a horse-drawn carriage ride through the capital, Vaduz. You can also, for an undisclosed price, create an individual logo from candle wax or have a customized medieval procession. Only one person has tried to rent the country, Snoop Dogg, an American, in 2010. He wanted to use the country to film a music video, but was refused by renting the country of Liechtenstein into google. Thank you for reading.