Meanwhile light was sitting in the kitchen drinking his morning cup , He knew he had a long drive ahead of him with misa chatting it up in the car and ryuk wanting to stop for apples every time they pass a store...He should have dumped misa already but her eyes were too much of an asset for him not to have ...But then again so were one or two sleeping pills he could make misa take before they left for their long car drive ..Maybe a hand full Valium would work on ryuk...it was worth a try shoving them into a couple of apples to see what happens...or so he thought .

Suddenly Misa jumped light out of nowhere making him spill hot coffee on his lap ,Causing him to jump up and shout a little .The cup fell out of his hands and shattered on the floor , his watch slaming against the counter behind him making a piece of deathnote fall out of his now busted secret compartment. Light was to frustrated by misa's action's to even notice his watch.

"I'm so sorry light .."
"dammit misa , Think before you attack someone like that .!"
"I was only trying to hug you ."She whimpered . Light raised his hand making misa flinch , She knew what was coming but light paused when the door bell rang ...He lowered his hand and pinched the bridge of his nose shaking his head ...Light let out a sigh as he headed towards the hallway..

"Just go answer the door misa, I'm going to change clothes."

She ran along answering the door to find light's father ..He did not like her that much and they never got along but she still showed him in to the kitchen with a smile Pouring him some coffee , he sat down in the kitchen watching her clean a shattered cup .

"So what brings you here Mr yagami ?"
"Oh i just wanted to stop by and say hello to light before i left for work today , Seeing how i won't be around him for at least a week or two."
"How thoughtful of you ." She said kindly sweeping the rest of the shattered dish into the broom pan..Light called for her kindly to help him find a shirt .

"Oh pardon me for a moment Mr yagami ." She got up in the middle of her cleaning and hurried off to light . Mr yagami hated misa..She always ran around dressed like a whore and he was pretty sure she had a low IQ of 52 .He got up and finished cleaning up the mess she had been cleaning up half assed when he spotted a square piece of note-book paper on the floor ,He picked it up and threw it away with the rest of the garbage when his stomach started growling ..They wouldn't mind if he used the bathroom would they ? no of course not..He walked through the hallway when he stopped dead in his track's..A tall dark beastly looking creäture walked through the hall with a massive erection looking at him ,They locked eyes for a moment ...It scared the shit out of the middle aged man litterly ...He shook his head with his eyes shut and when opening them again to find the monster was gone...He calmed himself...Stress from work must be getting to me...Maybe i should schedule a vacation too..Yea...He thought to himself.

He felt the back of his pant's noticing he had a large Hershey stain..He had shit himself and decided to run home as fast as he could to change them and then it was straight to work..He hated leaving so suddenly like this after invited inside but he had to leave before the poop started dripping down his leg..But it was to late..It had already dripped in a line down the hallway ...Right then Mr yagami heard some strange snickering turning to find the monster again...He screamed and ryuk's snickering turned into loud laughter that echoed throughout the house when Mr yagami shat himself once again running around leaving trails of shit behind each step he took trying to get away from the monster who just stood their laughing so hard that tears were coming out of his eyes ...

"human's are so interesting ."

Finally mr yagami pointed a gun at the monster when light walked in..

"What's with all the commotion?" Light shouted when he noticed POop all over the place and his dad pointing a poop covered pistol at ryuk with a shit stain on the back of his pants...Being the genius light is he paused for a moment and figured out what had happened by putting himself in his fathers shoes..He must of been so scared ...That yea...

"Just put the gun down dad this is my roommate ryuk ,He is a friend of mine in the movie industry ...He makes realistic silicone masks along with monster costumes as you can see ...He was just about to take a couple of pictures in this costume for a customer who requested this amazing artistic piece in a drawing.." He said pointing his hand's as if presenting something at ryuk . Mr yagami lowered his gun and sighed in relief ...Looking as if he were about to break down..

"I'm sorry ryuk.."

"Here dad why don't you follow me and we will get you cleaned up , i'll even lend you a suit before you have to be at work in an hour ...This will all be our secret." he said holding his dad's back walking into the bathroom shooting ryuk a glaire as misa walked in on the scene ...Ryuk just snickered at her horrified expression ..

"Light-o can talk his way out of anything huh misa ? Hyuk hyuk hyuk ."He added wrapping an arm around her shoulder , Her expression stayed the same..Just shocked as ryuk kept on snickering .