A/N: Have I ever mentioned I just love Tyrion? He is like my favorite character (and not because he is sexy, because he is not). Anyway, I just felt that this next pairing here was necessary... and if you think this is bad, wait until the next on, which will yet again, involve the infamous Jon Snow, who I have turned gay. After that I was thinking of journeying over the Narrow Sea, but if you have any that you want then please feel free to suggest them, in reviews, or in mail. I do know that some people read this stuff, but don't review on purpose, so others don't know, and if you are one of them then please drop a mail in my box, I am open.

Impish Delight

"Finally," said the Imp, "at the Wall. Now someone help me off of this damned horse."

One of the men helped him off of the horse. When Tyrion looked up, all he saw was the Wall... It's height seemed to never end, but that did not matter. All he really wanted to do was piss off the edge of the world, and that he would do. But first he would find his room, and soon after he was eating with the Lord Commander. He liked the man, but he had been saving his piss all day, just so he could water the trees.

It seemed to him that it was hours until he was standing atop the Wall and pulling his cock out. After the initial dribble steady stream of warm piss flowed out of his penis and fell to the ground, hundreds of feet below. The piss seemed to be a never ending stream. He sighed in relief when he was finished, his bladder feeling tight.

"So an Imp's cock is not as small as his body," someone said behind him.

Tyrion jumped at the sound of the voice, "Well how do you think I get so many whores that always end up wanting to pay me for the fucking?"

"I had always assumed that they always wanted more because you are rich," Jon Snow said.

Tyrion chuckled, "Jon Snow, if only you had a hole between your legs."

Jon blushed, "Well, the Wall is a far way for one so... active to go without a hole to pleasure."

"Are you suggesting I fuck you?"

Jon shook his head.

"Good, I am in need of unloading my load, but first," Tyrion said. "Have you done this before?"

Jon blushed again, "R-Robb was fond of my hole my lord."

Tyrion smiled and walked over to Jon. The Imp stood in front of the bastard and began to take the taller man's pants off. "Dear lord, you are a lover of men, aren't you?"

Jon suddenly realized how hard he already was, "Y-Yes, m-my lord, I am."

Tyrion took the hardened cock in his hand and began to pump it, "Me, I prefer women, but the occasional man isn't bad, especially one with who is impressed by my size."

Jon moaned as the Imp's hand traveled up and down his cock. Jon looked down and saw that Tyrion's cock was still out, and hardening very quickly. Jon reached down and pulled the Imp's trousers around his ankles so the dick could stand full mast. A sudden cold breeze made Jon shiver, but Tyrion kept him warm by wrapping his tongue around the boy's manhood. The sudden delicious wetness that was Tyrion's mouth made Jon push his thighs into the Imp's face. This made him stop pleasuring Jon.

Tyrion sighed, "Jon, I am the one in control here. You will not fuck my face, I will suck your cock to completion and then fuck your man hole until I am done. Do you understand?"

Jon nodded, and Tyrion continued to warm the cock. Jon's instinct told him to take control and fuck the Imp's face, but he knew he would not ever know the feeling of an Imp's cock in his ass. So Jon kept control of his instinct and let Tyrion work his magic. And soon the spell was working and Jon was shooting string after string of his sweet, white liquid down the Imp's throat. After Jon's moans faded and Tyrion was done milking the cock that was softening in his mouth, Jon noticed that Tyrion was so hard he was throbbing.

Tyrion had a questioning look on his face. "I don't know if I want to see your face while I fuck you or if I want to see your back... and your seed tasted sweet."

"I am happy you enjoyed it." Jon said, "I request to be able to see your face while you fuck me."

"For the sweet treat I received, I shall grant the request," Tyrion said. "Lay down... on your back."

Jon Snow obeyed the Imp. When his skin made contact with the Wall, at first he was quickly freezing, but when Tyrion lay on top of him, his cock poking at Jon's hole, their heat became stronger than the cool of the Wall and he was warmed again. The Imp reached up and grabbed Jon's shoulders and pulled on them, lodging his cock comfortably in Jon's ass. Jon screamed but Tyrion slapped him.

"Do you want all the members of the watch from Eastwatch to the Shadow Tower to gather round and watch the dwarf fuck the bastard?"

Jon shook his head, and bit his tongue while waiting to get used to the length and girth of the dwarf. Soon, the dwarf was thrusting at a speed Jon didn't know could be accomplished by one of Tyrion's stature. The Imp began to moan quietly into Jon's ear.

"J-Jon, y-you have a tight hole for one that has been used before," Tyrion said. "A-and i-it is warmer then any c*nt I have ever had."

Jon just moaned in response as the Imp hit his prostate with a steady assault of pounding. Soon the men were moaning in unison. Jon began to feel his next round flow into his cock. His determination to wait for the Imp to shoot in his ass meant nothing to his body, and he soon found himself spilling his seed on his and Tyrion's stomach. The sticky feeling of the sweet semen pushed Tyrion over the edge and he pushed himself as far as possible into Jon's ass and released. Jon could feel the seed fill him up to what felt like his stomach. The two lay there for a moment as their cocks softened.

Finally Tyrion stood up, "Ahh Jon. That was amazing. I do hope that we meet again, I would very much so enjoy another session with you. Keep your seed sweet and your ass tight." With that, the Imp pulled up his trousers, bowed, and walked out of sight.

Jon, still in shock of how much better it was with Tyrion over Robb, dressed slowly. Though he had warmth in his bedchamber at the moment, Tyrion was all the warmth he wanted.

A/N: I did it! I successfully updated both of my stories, this one more a smut with slight chronology and the other more a story with smut. I am proud of myself, and I hope you all are proud of my updates. Also, if you follow this and not my other story, and are wondering why I am updating less, please go and read the notes (each a separate chapter, not in a story chapter) because they will help you understand why I am so distant as of late. Remember, I take requests for characters you want together for a chapter (well only two male characters).