Five Nights Drunk At Freddy's
As I went to Freddy's for my first night
As scared as scared could be
I saw a rabbit in the hall
Where a rabbit shouldn't be
So I phoned my boss and I said to him:
"Would you kindly tell to me
What's with that rabbit in the hall
Where a rabbit shouldn't be?"
And he said:
"Oh, Mike Schmidt, you silly old noob
Don't you know it's true?
That's just Bonnie the bunny
Come to stuff you in a suit."
Well, it's many a day I've traveled
A hundred miles or more
But a murderous animatronic,
Sure, I never saw before
And as I went to Freddy's for my second night
As scared as scared could be
I saw a duck outside the door
Where a duck just shouldn't be
So I phoned my boss and I said to him:
"Would you kindly tell to me
What's with that duck outside the door
Where a duck just shouldn't be?"
And he said:
"Oh, Mike Schmidt, you silly old noob
Don't you know it's true?
That's just Chica the chicken
Come to stuff you in a suit."
Well, it's many a day I've traveled
A hundred miles or more
But a duck that's seven feet tall,
Sure, I never saw before
And as I went to Freddy's for my third night
As scared as scared could be
I saw a fox run down the hall
He was coming straight for me
So I phoned my boss and I said to him:
"Would you kindly tell to me
What's with that fox running down the hall
Who was coming straight for me?"
And he said:
"Oh, Mike Schmidt, you silly old noob
Don't you know the game?
That's just Foxy the pirate fox
Who's come to bite your brain."
Well, it's many a day I've traveled
A hundred miles or more
But a fox who runs like a track-star,
Sure, I never saw before
And as I went to Freddy's for my fourth night
As scared as scared could be
I heard a laugh from outside the hall
Where a laugh just shouldn't be
So I phoned my boss and I said to him:
"Would you kindly tell to me
What's with that laugh from outside the hall
Where a laugh just shouldn't be?"
And he said:
"Oh, Mike Schmidt, you silly old noob
Don't you know it's true?
That's just Freddy Fazbear
Come to stuff you in a suit."
Well, it's many a day I've traveled
A hundred miles or more
But a bear who laughs like a demon,
Sure, I never saw before
And as I went to Freddy's for my fifth night
More terrified than before
I saw a bear who wasn't there
Just sitting on the floor
So I phoned my boss and I said to him:
"Would you kindly tell me more
About that bear who isn't there
Just sitting on the floor?"
And he said:
"Oh, Mike Schmidt, you silly old noob
You've really flown off the knob!
That's a hallucination
From sitting too long on the job."
Well, it's many a day I've traveled
A hundred miles or more
But a golden bear who can teleport,
Sure, I never saw before
A/N: It seemed funny at the time. Anyways, I don't own the rights to FNAF or the original song. I do not profit financially from writing fanfiction.