Raven carefully observed his surroundings. "No sign of the target." he said stoically to his cool looking secret agent earpiece. He was in the living room of a two-bedroom house. He was on duty as usual, only he didn't mind so much since this was his favorite kind of mission: search and destroy. He took off his cool sunglasses to get a better view. The first thing he noticed was a lot of artillery laying around.
"Now what could this be for..." he pondered. "Maybe I should report this place to HQ. Ah what do I care? If there was terrorist activity here we would know it." He left the living room and went into the first bedroom. the first thing he noticed was a lot of underwear laying around and... more guns?!
"Sheesh..." he muttered. "They use these for hunting or what? Talk about overkill." As Raven observed the guns, a shadow raced by. Being a ninja, he noticed immediately. "Who's there?!" he yelled. He ran after the shadow, yelling "HQ, this is Raven. I have movement. Repeat, I have movement. I am in foot pursuit!"
He raced down the hallway to the other bedroom. He stopped, realizing he had lost it. "HQ, this is Raven...target has dissappeared." He cursed silently. As he observed the room, he noticed more of thee usual: guns, guns, and more guns. There were knives, too. And was that... a pink jumpsuit? A purple one too! Raven ignored the weaponry and got on his knees, looking under the bed. Nothing.
"Stealthy, aren't we?" he said to no one as he got up and went to the closet. He opened the door and noticed... what a surprise. Guns and jumpsuits. "This place is making me kinda nervous..." he told himself. "Come on Raven, get it in gear so you can get out of here." He walked back out to the living room and there he saw the shadow.
"Target sighted!" He yelled. He pulled out his trusty shuriken and threw with utmost precision. the shuriken raced through the air and hit the wall with a thud. Missed! Raven cursed and pursued the target back to the first bedroom, only this time, he shut the door behind him. "Raven here. I have the target cornered. He ain't gettin out of this one!" He yelled to his earpiece as he pulled out his blades and slashed. The cut was shaped like an X and caused the target to split into four pieces. It was over. He breathed a sigh of relief.
"Raven here...target neutralized. Mission accomplished."
Raven walked down the hallway and over to the bathroom and opened the door. There stood the terrified Williams sisters, standing on top of the toilet and holding each other.
"Did...did you get it?" Anna asked.
"Come see for yourself." Raven motioned them to the bedroom. There lay the cockroach, sliced up into oblivion.
"EEEEW PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP!" Nina screamed loudly.
"Okay okay. Sheesh, with all these guns you guys could have done this a lot quicker!" Raven grumbled as he picked up the pieces of cockroach, carried them to the bathroom and dropped them in the toilet, pulling the handle as he did so. The cockroach pieces swirled and swirled until there was nothing left. The sisters sighed with relief.
"Time to split" Raven muttered. "This is Raven, returning to base now." he said to his standard issue earpiece. As he walked toward the front door, Anna stood in his way.
"Leaving so soon?" she asked in a seductive voice.
"We haven't rewarded you for your services yet" Nina said in a similar tone as she approached from behind. She ran her fingers down his back as Anna removed his sunglasses.
"You were so brave killing that cockroach" Anna cooed. "You're a total lifesaver. If only there was something we could do to repay you". Raven smiled as he took off his earpiece, making one last report:
"This is Raven. Something's come up and I'm gonna be a while. Don't wait for me."