Chapter 2 friendly little letters
The next morning
(authors p.o.v.)
X: Rae your dad keeps sending me these "friendly little letters"
Raven reads the letter which says,
Dear Cheif replacement,
I wanted to send you this friendly little later to inform you of your imminent demise.
If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceeded to have sex with.
That's right.
I'm going toFUCK the fear turkey.
Follow me theCrimsonFucker!
...Sincerely Trigon
Raven: why does my father want you dead
X: probably because you told him I declined your offer to fuck
Raven: oh that
X: I said no and I mean it, no amount of not threatening death threats will change that
Raven: well maybe you should, wait your not afraid
X: I don't feel fear, it's not my thing
Raven: how can you not be afraid
X: I just don't see the point to being afraid it's just an inconvenience besides r what is there to fear my silver cross necklace protects against all magic,besides it's just one of one thousand letters sent by carrier pigeon
Raven: my father sent you letters by carrier pigeon
X: it's like he's not even trying to be threatening
Raven: to answer your question you have death to fear he doesn't need magic to kill
X: ah. If only I feared death I'm pretty sure you know that I'm a Christian I make it perfectly clear each day that I'm a minister of the word of God
Raven: that doesn't explain why you don't fear death
X: I don't think you fully comprehend what I'm trying to say here, not only do I not fear death I also don't morn the dead,because I believe in God, I am never afraid it's pointless death is inevitable everyone will die and go to either heaven or hell everyone has a choice of which one they're going to some make a conscious effort to go to help others don't realize what they're doing everyone has a choice I'm glad I made the right one
Raven: that's deep
X: your father may be strong but through my faith I am stronger
Raven: you don't understand my dad can crush mountains
X: muscle may be able to move mountains but faith can lift an entire civilization
X leaves to go to the kitchen and pours a cup of coffee into a mug with a bag of black tea in it and drank it. Raven looks at him disgusted by his ability to mix tea and coffee and actually drink it. X saw Raven and Star staring so he invited them both to get coffee with him at the exact same time. They each grabbed one of his arms and walked out arm in arm with him slightly pulling to get him closer to their side of the elevator. When they got to the coffee shop X had finished his coffee and was dressed in full body armor swords and all.
X: guys you need to stop fighting over me.
Raven: I was wondering when you would choose.
Star: who have you chosen
X: yeah about that can my girlfriend move into titans tower too she can change into a cat and back to a person but that's all that she can do
Raven/Star:(heartbroken in unison) why can't you choose me
X: first Rae your half demon and I'm a Christian second Star you're an alien and I have no idea how your reproductive organs work besides I was dating before I came, what did you expect me to come to the titans without having lived a life worth living before I came
Raven: yeah
X: you and Beastboy would make a cute couple
Raven: (slightly embarrassed) what makes you say that
Star: ooo she wants to date him
X: and you want to date Robin
Star: (slightly embarrassed as well) no we are just friends
Raven: ha you do
X: well looks like I solved everyone's problems I'm going to go get my girlfriend
X leaves to get his girlfriend and the girls go home and tell the team At titan tower
Robin: no no no no no no we don't know if he's good or not yet
Star: he suggested that we date
Robin: like I was saying he's a Christian of course he's a good guy
X: hey guys you talking about me
Robin and Cyborg stare at the cat in his hands
Robin: you're dating a cat
X: not quite
Robin: X your not making any sense
X: she's a half cat girl
The Team watched as the cat changes into an Asian girl
Kitty: hey guys I'm X's girlfriend and he calls me Kitty on account of my powers
Robin: which reminds me X what are your powers
X: I have the ability to grant any wish I make also I'm making dinner tonight if that's ok with everyone
The titans: sure
X: wonderful
Until it was time for X to start dinner he and the titans went on three different missions that day and came home to noodles for dinner
Robin: uh X we were expecting pizza or waffles
X: you eat pizza and waffles every day it's time for some new experiences, also were eating with chopsticks
Robin: I've never eaten with chopsticks before
X: duh were having new experiences now everyone this is plain noodle soup feel free to add anything I placed at the center of the table
Raven: you actually cooked us dinner instead of buying fast food or pizza I like that
X: Rae I already told you I'm not going out with you
Kitty: Rae he's ma man stop flirting with him
Star: what is the chopsticks
X: it's the utensils used in some of not all Asian countries
Everyone got seated, X opened up a briefcase containing golden plates, bowls, and utensils, X passed out plates and bowls X removed his armor and passed out golden chopsticks
Robin: I've never eaten anything with gold before
X: it adds something I just can't explain
Raven: it makes you feel rich?
X: no I feel rich all the time it's just kinda... you'll know it when you eat it
The Team enjoyed their soup and when to bed wondering what that taste was