Chapter 2: A New Promotion

After finishing the apples, Hinata's head was completely gone. She said her goodbye and tunneled back underground, leaving Sakura behind under her tree.

Sakura sat under the tree, feeling alone at last to enjoy her 2:08 pm orange.

Sakura took a bite, noticing a large amount of blood to be drawn from the orange. Suddenly the orange transformed into Ino, bleeding out of her arm.

"INO!" screamed Sakura in anger, weilding her razor-sharp tongue as a sword.

"SAKURA!" screamed Ino in anger, taking off her left bitten arm and welding it. Welding it to a steel cube that appeared as Ino transformed from an orange.

"INOW!" screamed Sakura in anger, weidling her tongue as a sword still.

"SAKURA!" screamed Ino in anger, still welding her arm to the cube.

"IKNOW!" screamed Sakura in anger, weidling her tongue as a sword still.

"SAKURA!" screamed Ino in anger, who was now finished welding. "I have come for my revenge!"

"YOUR revenge? What about MY revenge?" asked Sakura, who accidentally bit her tongue off while talking. "If you apologize to my horse, I'll just forgive you without hurting you!"

"Never! Not until you apologize for stealing my horse!" yelled Ino, head sinking into her chest.

"Iknoa. I told you I was just borrowing the horse! I gave you a very specific time I would give it back! 'The end of the world'!" Sakura was so angry that she gripped her sword tongue too hard and had it cut her hand. She didn't care, she just wanted to win the arguement.

Ino's head had sunk low enough that it snapped her neck, killing her instantly. Her body was still standing.

"Ikanoa, you can't pull that 'But the end of the world is too far away' card on me! It wont work!" The tongue sword had cut through her hand completely.

Where Ino's head once was was no longer there. Her head had sunken so far down that her neck was just a hole into her body.

"Icanoa, are you- Icaboa, stop doing that! Don't give me those puppy dog eyes right before our epic fight!"

The arm cube dragged itself on top of Ino's body and tried burying itself arm first into the neck hole.

"Sigh ... you know I can't stay mad at you when you do that, Icabod. Come here and enjoy this orange with me.

"Okay!" the steel cube said gleefully, taking on the personality of Ino and having all her memories while also replacing her head.

The two spent the next 5 hours under that shady tree, enjoying the one orange Sakura brought.

"Icabody, I guess I should tell you ..." started Sakura, who was now a cat.

"Yes, Sakura?" asked Ino, sucking on an orange peel.

"Icaybody, I forgive you for killing my horse."

"Oh, Sakura, I forgive you for stealing my horse," said Ino.

Sakura laid down on Ino's lap and curled up, dozing off into a sleep.

The end.