Chapter 9 Waking the king

The androids that had been talking about weaponry upgrades and improvements, they could make, were now flying up to catch the scientist before he came crashing down head first and producing an "enormous cleaning bill" as they, the androids, say. Soon after the rest of the scientists came carefully through the portal as to not repeat their friend's blunder. After having seen the scientists come up out of the portal Kitty jumped down directly to the throne and landed on her feet before turning back into a person. The scientists spoke in whispers to the androids and then the Android translated his words to Raven and Victor, Kitty didn't need a transition, and said, "the scientists have created the cure to vampirism or whatever it's called, and they were able to synthesize the serum on Jupiter. They have the cure and would like to set their employer free." Victor gave the key to the Android and retreated to a safe distance before they opened the coffin, so too did Kitty and Raven, and the scientists weren't far behind. The only two male androids in the tower walked slowly up to the coffin cure in hand ready for the return of their king. The androids with the cure stood silently by the one with the key. The first to move after arriving at the coffin's side raised his arm ready to plunge the syringe into the kings chest the other saw and opened the coffin. As the lid unlocked a white steam like gust came from within the lid moved away which sounded as a sliding glass door would. They saw their sleeping king and the sight of his pale face with teeth shown sent shivers down their spines as they saw that if they fail to cure him before he wakes this terrifying sight would become a horrific event. Suddenly the android's hand flew through the air guiding the needle through his chest into his heart before forcing the cure through the king woke suddenly and said one horrifying word before the cure took affect, "HUNGRY!" One of the other androids standing idle by quickly went into motion saying, " right away sir I'll inform the chef of your sudden return to the land of the living." The king wobbled to his throne and plopped down in his usual velvet seat hand covering his eyes as those around him saw his teeth and hair return to normal, the long sharp teeth reverted back to the pearly whites he had before and his frizzy out of control hair went back to being the long smooth hair it was before. He removed his hand and said, "can I have my cross necklace back I'm tired of looking like pit from smash bros!" The Android rushed up to him and returned what he asked for and the clothes Victor wore the abilities he adopted and the cross he carried went back to X as soon as the pendant touched his neck. After his clothes were back he took of his hat glasses and bandana gave two of the items to his androids then folded the latter and placed it, as decoration, in his Brest pocket. He placed a crown, that no one had seen before, on his head when who should enter but the Android with food, "here you are sir your food and drink."

"Ooo sushi and wasabi, and you brought me my favorite soda what a nice gesture. Your getting a promotion." The king took a long drink from his new wine bottle and left it half full. His fiancee walked up to him and said, "uh we really need to plan our...(she sees Raven) why is she in our house?"

"I don't know something about her dad coming to town"

"Aw shit she wants you to meet her parents!"

"I guess so." Raven began speaking, "hey I don't like him I asked him to put him in his place."

"Really when?"

"When he was a soul talking to Victor"

"What's she talking about" X returns to the conversation with, " I got bored of doing nothing and I heard bad decisions being made so I came out to warn my replacement, which reminds me (to the androids) BRING FORTH THE STAMP!" two androids burst through the door one with the stamp and the other with ink. They presented him with both and gave him a stack of paperwork. The three there left and returned in three hours after getting bored with playing with reindeer in the snow. They walked up to the king who had just stamped the last legal document he denied. He looked up from his paperwork and said, "Good news! The scientists collected the items we came to this universe for." Raven said, "what!? You found what you're looking for!? What were you looking for!?"

"These (he pulls a halo from a Brown bag) these halos are very important"

"Oh I get it an angel looking for halos"

"I'm not an angel. In my universe wings are a sign of loyalty and faith to one religion an unbreakable trust between him and his religion to show the entire world living proof of Christianity."

"So why do you need the halos?"

"I'll show you" he placed his fingers evenly around the gold ring and applied pressure on all sides causing it to collapse in on itself and somehow turn into a crystal ball. He threw the newly formed orb at Raven. It went straight through her, and went back to his hand. X then proceeded to talk to the ball, "dorr you understand now?" Raven, furious, yelled, "WHAT DID YOU DO WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!? WHY AM I SO SMALL!? AM I IN YOUR HAND!? PUT ME BACK!"

"Fine but your the one who asked." He threw the ball back at what was left of Raven, again the ball went straight through and returned to his hand but this time instead of making Raven unresponsive it gave her her soul back. He then placed his thumb and middle finger on opposite sides of the ball and crushed it back into the halo it was before. X spoke once more, " we must bid you adieu." Kitty responded with, "so we're going home."

"Yes!"

"What about all the stuff your leaving here?"

"Oh right (to the titans that were present) your still here? Well you get to help me pack. I'm going to your house to take my environment creating microchip back from your house and the coffin bellow that." Raven was confused, "didn't we get your coffin back?" Raven asked, "why do you need two?"

"One's for sleeping and the other is for when I want to kill everything and everyone, it keeps me from killing because no matter what my body wants at the time I refuse to lay a hand on any who have done nothing wrong."

" what if a demon came to talk to you?"

"I would kill it."

"What if it had done nothing wrong?"

"Demons are evil incarnations of those who deserve divine punishment."

"What if it were your son?"

"He's immortal by choice he'll out live me."

"What if he doesn't?"

"If it's and but where candy and nuts we'd all have a jolly Christmas."

"What?"

"It's a king of the hill reference"

"Again! what?"

"Right you come from the dimension that's being watched not the one that watches. I'm going home so I can yell at my subordinates and watch you on t.v." somehow Masako appeared out of nowhere and the background changed to him sitting in a chair in front of a computer reading this story when he said, "and so after five hours of packing and three chapterchapters of explaining the king was prepared to leave and handed over control of the world over to the justice Lords and you know the rest. The end!" Suddenly X walked through the wall behind him and said, "Masako what the hell are you doing in my reality"

"I'm the narrator!"

"Yea but you can't end the story there!

"Sorry I'm not writing the story your son Richard is"

I wonder if the anime I'm writing about home is influencing his life as much as this story is influencing mine."

"Toodle pip!"

That marks the end of my first story to all those who made it thus far thanks for reading and please follow/favorite and review till next time Auf Wiedersehen