Disclaimer: If I owned Megaman, do you really think it would be as normal as it is? Heck no. Sooooooo...
Also!
I've decided, just for kicks, there will be shounen ai/ light boy x boy in here. Nothing..well, drastic, because it's a crack fic. XD So if you don't like yaoi... *starts singing the 'Can't Touch This' song and points to this fic*
Enjoy~
Chapter Two: The Airport
"This place is huge!" Axl exclaimed, running around to every little object like Rapunzel after she'd escaped her tower. All you had to do was combine Axl's personality and Zero's hair...
That would be weird.
"Because it's a freaking airport you duncebucket." Zero bopped Axl on the head as he said this, earning a cry of anger from the latter reploid and a smirk of triumph from the former.
"Guys, stop." X said with a sigh, not wanting to embarrass himself.
The two sighed and stepped away from each other reluctantly.
"When's our flight?" asked Axl.
"In an hour." X replied promptly.
"Shoooooottttt!" Zero and Axl wailed together.
If there was one thing they hated...
Make that loathed.
DESPISED!
Oops, got a bit carried away.
It was waiting. Cursed, dreaded, messed up waiting.
"So what do we do?" asked Axl again.
"Look at selfies with me in them." Zero proposed, running his hands through his hair out of habit.
X rolled his eyes. "We spent all night doing that."
"I never get tired of them." The blonde reploid countered.
"Well, I do." Axl huffed indignantly.
"You're just jealousy of my sexiness." Zero replied with a grin.
X blushed and looked away, but Axl was not havin' it.
"Take that back!" The red head demanded, snarling when all Zero did was smirk.
"But it's the truth~" The 'Crimson Hunter' sang cheerily.
All of a sudden, Vile and Neon Tiger came out of no where, which meant trouble for X and Zero. Axl was only in the clear because it was Lumine who was targeting him.
And the purple haired idiotic *censored* was somewhere in...where was it, Germany? Switzerland?
"Zero, will you marry me?" asked Neon Tiger with a squeal.
Zero recoiled in horror and hid behind X. "Heck no!"
"No one gives a rat's anus about your stupid crush, Tiger." Vile spat, then proceeded to walk over to X and present a bouquet of flowers. "Hello~"
X rolled his eyes. "Vile, when will you learn -"
"Do rat's have anuses?" Neon Tiger asked, actually curious.
"Who cares?!" Vile, X, Zero, and Axl yelled at once.
"I just wanted to know!" Neon Tiger wailed, trying to hug Zero for support, but all he got was a kick to the face.
"Wait, why are you guys even here?" X asked, just now noticing how weird it was that they were in the exact same airport.
"LORD HAVE MERCY!"
They all looked at Zero.
Oohhh, looks like Neon Tiger kissed his foot.
But why did he yell that?
Neon Tiger deserved no mercy.
"Zero, guess what?" Vile said with his usual sly tone. "Neon Tiger was making out with a picture of you yesterday."
"TO MUCH DARN INFO!" Axl screamed, shoving his hands in his...er, do reploids have ears?
Well, if rat's had anuses...
THEN REPLOIDS CAN HAVE EARS! HUZZAH!
Abrupt ending ftw yo. Anyways, I got the 'Neon Tiger is hopelessly in love with Zero' from a fic I read awhile ago. I don't remember the title but I do know Neon Tiger was enthralled with Zero. xD
Zero: SAVE MEH
Neon Tiger: MY ANGEL
Me: ._. Both of you shaddup.
Axl: Cherry was recently in a tornado and stuff, so be nice guys.
Me: Yas. What he said.
R&R, and I don't give a rat's anus if you hate. This story is pretty much just crack, so it's not meant to be...good, so to speak.