I own nothing homies. Nothing.
"Are we there yet?" Axl asked for the 20th time in the past 10 minutes.
Zero glared at him. "We aren't even on the plane you idiot."
"Zero, will you marry me?" asked Neon Tiger hopefully, leaning in closer to Zero.
The blonde recoiled and clung to X, who was sleep and didn't even notice the fact that Vile was sticking flowers into his soft brown hair. Axl was listening to Skillet and Three Days Grace, and Zero...
Was, well, clinging to X.
So, all in all, they were bored, sleep, and terrified.
"I'm hungry." Axl announced, unplugging the ear buds from his ears.
Oh, and I forgot to tell you all! Axl does have ears! Isn't that wonderful news?!
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL -
Sorry, had a moment.
"You little -!"
Axl and Zero turned to look at Vile, who was muttering words that surpassed the rating of this story, hence why they are not mentioned. To name some of the lesser words...
Fuck.
Shit.
Bitch.
Hey! I told you it was going to be bad! Plus, it's Vile, and he has a...well, 'vile' mouth, so to speak.
"CURSE YOU FLAPPY BIRDDDDD!" Vile chucked his phone, but Axl caught it and stuffed it into his pocket sneakily.
"Hey guys..."
They all looked at Neon Tiger, who showed them some Sonic The Hedgehog fan art.
"Do you ship Sonic and Knuckles, or Sonic and Shadow?" The animal like reploid asked curiously.
"What's shipping mean?" Axl asked, unplugging his headphones once again.
Zero examined his fingernails nonchalantly. "It's mean you stick a stamp on something and send it else where."
"Why? And where do I ship them?" The redheaded reploid questioned, now fully interested in what Zero had to say.
"I don't know, and probably...Italy." Zero said the last word hesitantly, like he wasn't sure if it was a good idea.
Axl raised what would've been his eyebrow. "Why Italy?"
"Because spagetti, that's why." Vile answered quickly.
"I'm bored."
"Shut up, Axl."
"Zero, marry me!"
"HECK WITH THE NO."
"YOU BROKE MY HEART!"
"HALLEJUAH! I HOPE YOU'RE DEAD!"
My family sounds like this when we're in the car on a road trip. XDDDD
R&R, and no flames or hate. Thanks to reviewer 53 for being my first reviewer/review!