Authors note: Here is the next chapter and boy it was a fun one. Monster action, small and big, were all in this chapter, and I couldn't be more proud of it. Besides this chapter being action packed, it's also a taste of the future to come for the story, since it's only going to get better from here. Other than that, I hope you enjoy the new chapter.
Chapter 6: Urban Brawl
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The Meganulon swarmed the store, sending the few shoppers in a frenzy to escape, as the giant bugs split up, going in pairs to each direction of the store, two would go to the left, two to the right, and two in the front to search for victims while the other half of the dozen Meganulon surrounded the outside, cutting off any possible escape from anyone inside the store, trapping everyone inside the store, including Soos, Wendy, and the twins, who were split up close to each other, Dipper and Wendy hid behind the counter they were next to while Soos and Mabel hid behind another counter from across the left, hoping the bugs were not smart enough to search for them.
"How did they get all the way here?" Asked Wendy, confused as to how the Meganulon got to Gravity Falls.
"They must have followed us." Said Dipper, looking over the counter to see one of the Meganulon heading towards them. "They're coming this way."
"Oh My Gosh! Waddles is still in the car. We got to get him." Whispered Mabel, panicking over the pig while trying to stay still so the Meganulon doesn't pick up on her talking.
"He'll be fine. It's us I'm worried about." Said Dipper, ducking down so the Meganulon wouldn't see. "Just stay still and keep quiet."
Mabel nodded as everyone kept their heads down, while the Meganulon walked next to the counter, looking for its prey while its companion went over to Soos and Mabel's side, finding the two friends as they got up and ran down the Aisle across the left to escape, the Meganulon followed them with a few others while the Meganulon by the counter stood still, as if it sensed something. Unknown to Dipper and Wendy, the giant bug was waving its antennas, and could sense strange pheromones from the gum Wendy chewed on the way to the supermarket, making the Meganulon go behind the counter and spot the two friends, who narrowly avoided the Meganulon's pincers from swiping at them and ran to the right Asile.
"Shit. How did he find us?" Asked Wendy, running down the Aisle while looking back to see the Meganulon chasing after them.
"Insects can sense pheromones. Maybe all the gum you chewed attracted it?" Said Dipper, making Wendy feel guilty.
"Damn it, now I want Rodan to be here." Said Wendy, hoping for something to stop the Meganulon.
The two friends stopped at the edge of the Aisle to see pincers peeking out from the corner, as another Meganulon flanked the friends, while stepping back from it to see the Meganulon from behind was still coming after them, they were completely trapped in the Aisle.
"They flanked us." Said Dipper, looking around him to see how to get out.
"I have a plan that involves punching them in the face. Not sure if it'll work but, that's all I got." Said Wendy, as the Meganulon closed in on the two for the kill.
Dipper just kept looking around until he stared at the metallic shelves, and realized he had an idea. He ran up to the closest shelve along the left and started clearing the shelves of any food products on it, making Wendy look at Dipper in confusion.
"Dipper, what are you-" But Wendy quickly picked up on Dipper's plan, and started to help clear the shelves as well, sweeping off mostly canned food of the shelves, while noticing the Meganulon on the right was getting closer.
"Chew on tin, bug breath!" Shouted Wendy, as she began throwing cans at the Meganulon to distract and slow the bug down, pelting the creature with canned goods as it hissed at Wendy, while Dipper climbed the large shelve to the top.
As he reached the top, trying to keep his balance in the process, he saw the Meganulon from behind close in on Wendy, readying its sharp pincers to grab the red head from behind. Dipper reached down the shelves with his hand and began throwing whatever cans were left on the top shelve, distracting the bug while calling out for Wendy to climb up.
"Wendy!" Exclaimed Dipper, getting Wendy's attention as she threw the last can in her hand and started climbing the shelve as well, narrowly avoiding the pincers from behind as they just missed her torso, while the Meganulon snapped their pincers above, barely missing Wendy's legs while Dipper helped her up, now standing on top of the shelve while the Meganulon down below chirped loudly at their unreachable prey.
"Good thinking genius." Complimented Wendy, making Dipper smile briefly which helped make him a little calmer with the situation at hand.
"Thanks, but we're not out of the woods yet. We got to find Soos and Mabel." Said Dipper, concerned about the two's safety as he overlooked the supermarket to see all kinds of chaos going on, with the Meganulon spread out while any other shoppers just ran and hid so they would not be seen.
"I think I know where to look." Said Wendy, pointing to the left to see Soos and Mabel running down an Aisle from the far left. "Let's go."
Wendy, being the daredevil risk taker, jumped from the shelve she was standing on and across the next one over the left, managing to grab onto the shelve without too much trouble, aside from dropping some food products while Dipper followed her lead.
"You always were the crazy one." Said Dipper, as he jumped across as well, following Wendy's lead to save Soos and Mabel
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Speaking of the two friends, Soos and Mabel were running down an Aisle filled with mostly cleaning products, as the Meganulon behind them gained on the two, making Soos grab some bug spray from a shelve and point it at the Meganulon, spraying the can of pesticide at the creature which blinded it and scrambled its senses, causing it to walk blindly into a shelve next to it.
Soos and Mabel managed to reach the Aisle, but not before a Meganulon from the left corner snuck up to the two and chirped loudly at them, swiping its pincers at the air and knocked away the bug spray from Soos.
"Not cool, dude." Said Soos, not very glad the bug snuck up on the pair as it snapped its pincers at the two.
"Hungry, huh?" Asked Mabel, grabbing a bag of dog food next to her and used the Meganulon's claw swiping at her to open the bad, spilling the kibble all over the floor while shaking the open bag at the bug to cover it with dog food, distracting the creature as it started to feed on the food, giving the pair the chance to run away while she threw the dog food across the Aisle on the left, making the bug go towards the bag for the food.
Unfortunately, another Meganulon came from down an Aisle on the right and flanked the running duo, shocking them when the bug snapped its pincers close enough to snip off a strand of Mabel's hair.
"That was my favorite hair strand!" Said Mabel, while the Meganulon continued to snap wildly at the two friends, and managed to corner the two by the freezers that they leaned on.
Before the Meganulon could grab Mabel, something managed to jump on top of the giant bug, causing it to step back from the pair and try to shake it off. Looking more closely, Soos and Mabel saw that it was Dipper on its back, punching it in the eye just like Mabel did yesterday.
"Now we're even!" Exclaimed Dipper to his sister, while Wendy dropped down on the ground next to Dipper, who was just thrown off from the bug's back, and helped up the boy to run past the Meganulon and got a small chance to punch it in the eye, causing it to chirp in pain while the group was reunited.
"These things just keep coming. We got to stop them before they hurt someone." Said Soos, which gave Wendy a plan.
"Remember when we were on top of the shelves and we saw all those Meganulon in the Aisles?" Asked Dipper, making Wendy already pick up on Dipper's idea. "Since they're all in the Aisles and the shelves are close enough-
"We'll push the shelves down on them and crush them." Finished Wendy, as she high fived Dipper. "They'll fall like dominos when we push them against each other."
"Soos. Mabel. We'll need all the help we can get." Said Dipper, as they nodded and followed Dipper to the corner of the store to the last shelve on the right end of the store, and began pushing the large shelve forward to push it down with all their strength.
The plan proved to work well in thought, as the shelve managed to fall frontward and have enough force and reach to push the next shelve across and so on, making store products fall on any Meganulon caught under the falling shelves before crushing the bug from the sheer force. The group did the same thing with each shelve next to them, blocking the Aisles and crushing any Meganulon under its weight, and continued to do so until every single one of the large shelves were pushed over.
"Last one!" Exclaimed Dipper, as the group pushed the last shelve down to knock over the remaining row of shelves to make sure all the Meganulon were crushed, effectively stopping the insect hunting party from claiming any lives.
"Oh man." Panted Dipper, exhausted from pushing down all the shelves. "That was pretty intense."
"We also destroyed store property." Said Wendy, looking over at the destruction of the fallen shelves, store products littered everywhere, crushed Meganulon that probably made a mess underneath, and saved lives cowering in their hiding spaces. "It was awesome."
Dipper let out a wheezed chuckle. "I got to agree with that."
"And we got some exercise out of it." Said Mabel, catching her breath from pushing the heavy shelves down. "Feel the burn."
"Wait a minute. What about outside?" Asked Soos, which reminded Mabel of Waddles and sent her in a panicked frenzy again.
"Oh My Gosh, How could I forget?!" Said Mabel, as she ran towards the main entrance, with the rest of the group following behind to catch up to the girl.
Mabel managed to get outside the store and run up to the truck parked close outside the street, which was wrecked with knocked over trash cans, some cars with their windows smashed and doors dented, and a lamppost knocked down, but the destruction was not too serious. Mabel looked inside the window to see Waddles was still alive and well, making Mabel sigh in relief. The rest of the group around her noticed that the Meganulon around them were starting to scatter, going off to retreat back into the woods from where they came from, making the Group glad they were leaving, but Dipper had his suspicions as to why they left.
"Why are they running?" Wondered Dipper, observing the Meganulon running away from the right side of the road he was looking at, and noticed a few Meganulon across the left side of the same road running as well.
"Maybe our monsters are actually here?" Guessed Soos.
But the guess was wrong when they saw what was coming down from the left on the road Dipper was looking at, as a huge stone crab grabbed one of the fleeing Meganulon and slammed it on the ground, killing it with the sudden force of the slam as it grabbed the dead bug and consumed the Meganulon in a matter of seconds, piercing through the bug's exoskeleton and ate the soft insides before tossing its remains away, and turned to face the group staring at it, readying its claws to hunt down its new prey.
"Really?!" Exclaimed Dipper, not believing what he was seeing right now.
But aid came just in time for the group when they heard a familiar squawk from the air, looking above to see Rodan flying from behind to circle the giant crab, distracting it from the humans while they heard another familiar sound from behind.
"SCREEONK!"
The group turned to see Godzilla walking towards them, stomping along the streets towards the stone crab while Soos unlocked the car for Mabel to get Waddles, and stepped back into the sidewalk to let Godzilla through to fight the stone crab with Rodan, who landed behind the crustacean and let out a load roar as well.
"SQUAAAWK!"
The stone crab began to chitter at the two monsters, who eyed the crab with a battle hardened look, ready to fight the giant crustacean as the group behind ran away from the monsters to Mothra and Anguirus, who were close behind the two Kajiu and went towards them, knowing that the only thing the humans could do now was watch the fight and hope that the two monsters could hold off the Kajiu.
"I know I told you guys to stay home and not come here, but we'll let you off the hooks this time." Said Dipper to Mothra and Anguirus.
Mothra then chipped to the group to get their attention, and then crawled away to the road on the left, as if she wanted them to see something, and the group turned to her direction to see more Meganulon ahead of the road, along with some citizens who were running away from the bugs in terror.
"There's more?" Said Mabel in disbelief, making Mothra chirp in response. "When is this going to end?"
"Until we drive them all away." Said Dipper, wanting to get rid of the bug menace from the town and save the townsfolk. "Anguirus and Mothra will hold off the bugs while we help the townsfolk get out. Godzilla and Rodan can handle that thing."
The group agreed and went with Mothra and Anguirus to save the rest of the citizens and get rid of the Meganulon infestation, leaving Godzilla and Rodan to fend off the giant stone crab.
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While all the chaos in the town was going on, the slim figure came driving along the road towards the town, slowly cruising down the road while humming a tune to himself, in front of him was the event he was glad to see, Godzilla and Rodan fighting the stone crab, staring at the fight while not paying attention to the road, accidentally running over a citizen who tried running out of the supermarket, causing the figure to break the car.
"Oh my. Did I just hit a pedestrian?" Asked the figure himself, as he exited the car and looked at front to see someone on the floor crying out in pain. "At least he didn't suffer…much."
The figure then looked at the monster fight ahead, sitting on the front of the car to watch the ensuing fight from a good distance while he spoke to the wounded pedestrian. "Oh boy! Let's see what happens!"
Godzilla charged right at the stone crab, rearing his head down to head butt the crab at its head, slamming into the crab and knocked it slightly back, as it held its legs onto the concrete street. Godzilla used the opportunity to punch the disorientated crab at its head again, throwing down strong punches with each swing, making the crab raise its claws at its head to block Godzilla's punches, who kept wailing on the crab until it used one of its claws to swing at Godzilla's body, knocking the dinosaur back who did not expect the crab to have more strength than him, though Godzilla was not fully grown.
The stone crab was about to charge back at Godzilla until Rodan flew from behind and began pecking at the crab's head again, annoying the crab yet again from the constant head trauma it was receiving, and started snapping above the air to drive Rodan away, who flew around the crab's side to try and flank it, but the crab anticipated the flank and swung its claw at Rodan, knocking him down to the ground into a lamppost that slammed on Rodan.
"Whoa! Didn't see that coming. Except me of course." Said the figure, enjoying the fight he was seeing.
Godzilla tried another tactic he liked using, and swung his long tail at the crab to knock him down to make the fight over quickly, but the crab managed to grab the dinosaur's tail, squeezing its pincer claws to maintain a tight grip as Godzilla roared in pain, while the crab started to walk backwards and pull Godzilla down, sending the dinosaur down on the concrete and started to drag him around by his tail, while moving his tail around to make Godzilla's body slam into the supermarket, making the front of the building crumble down on the dinosaur, sending rubble down on him to cover him and keep him down, while the slim figure laughed out of excitement.
"HAHA! Oh, did you see that!?" Exclaimed the figure to the injured pedestrian, who was still clenching his side from pain. "Get wreaked!"
Rodan saw Godzilla slam into the building, motivating the bird to get up and fly to his friend's aid while the crab was distracted, flying up into the air and dived feet first on the crab's back, sending a sharp double stomp on the crab who did not expect the attack, and tried turning back while Rodan kept stomping from the air, flying high and diving again and again, even managing to make a crack on the crab's carapace back, until the crab started to foam from its mouth, making Rodan think he was killing the crab.
But it was merely part of the crab's plan, as it managed to grab Rodan's ankles with its claws and slam him into the ground, while going on top of the fallen pteranodon to prevent him from getting up, as the crab spewed out coalesced sea water from its mouth and onto Rodan's face, blinding him as he squawked in pain, while the crab repeatedly slammed its claws down on the pteranodon as a form of payback for slamming on its back.
"Hoho, it's not over yet!" Said the figure excitingly, as he saw Godzilla starting to rise from the rubble.
The dinosaur was now furious, he would not get beaten down by some overgrown crab in one fell swoop, so when he got up from the rubble, a fire burned in his eyes, determined to defeat the crustacean foe that was busy trying to slam Rodan into submission.
Out of his rage of possibly losing a battle and even a friend, his small bone plates started to glow blue, his mouth slowly opening as blue breath leaked from the side, and then it happened, Godzilla opened his mouth as wide as possible and let out a steady stream of his blue breath at the crab's back, making it chitter in great pain from the intense heat seeping into the crack on its back and backed of from Rodan, who stood up shaking his head to see again and got a good glimpse at Godzilla's new ability, amazing the pteranodon at the skilled feat and making him jealous as well.
But Rodan put his jealous feelings aside, as he was now ready to team up with Godzilla to take down the crustaceous monstrosity, much to the glee of the slim figure watching.
"That's better. Now kick his ass!"
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On the other side of town, the Mystery Shack crew was busy helping citizens to safety from the Meganulon pursing them, as they all started to stop in place when they saw Mothra and Anguirus behind the Mystery crew.
"Oh god, there's more!" Screamed one of the townsfolk, while Mabel tried to calm them down.
"No wait! These are good monsters, they're here to help out!" Said Mabel, trying to convince the townsfolk to trust Mothra and Anguirus, while noticing at least a dozen more Meganulon charging from behind. "Mothra! Show them they can trust us!"
"Anguirus! You help too!" Exclaimed Soos, as Mothra and Anguirus complied with their caretaker's request and went after the pursing Meganulon, while the humans helped out the running citizens.
"Come on, this way!" Exclaimed Dipper, as he and Wendy showed the way for everyone running to go, still frightened by the monsters.
Anguirus charged head on at the Meganulon like a stampeding rhino, sending any Meganulon in his way flying in the air, smashing them into the walls of the various buildings while at least half a dozen charged at the ankylosaur, making him turn his body around a full circle, using his spiky tail to sweep the Meganulon around and send them flying, and roared at the surviving Meganulon to retreat.
One of the remaining Meganulon was advancing close to Mothra, and managed to corner a citizen on the ground, only a mere child, as he scream for help.
"Mommy!" Screamed the child, as the parents back with the rest of the citizens screamed back to their child.
Mothra heard the pleas for help and rushed to the child's aid, and managed to thrust herself forward and jump towards the Meganulon, grabbing it with her beak like mouth and threw the Meganulon backwards, landing it right next to the humans, with Wendy kicking the weakened bug in the face before it tried to get up.
Mothra looked at the panicked child, who stared back at Mothra and at first, jumped back in fright when she got close, but Mothra chirped softly to the child, who held out his hand and petted the caterpillar, cheering up the boy and calming him down as his parents came running to him, hugging him and glad that he was alive, as the small family turned to the caterpillar happily.
"Thank you." Said the mother soulfully, with Mothra chirping happily in response, glad that she helped save a life.
While Anguirus was about to let out a victory roar, he noticed a Meganulon in the alleyway of the buildings searching for something meowing. Wanting to be a hero like Mothra, Anguirus walked to the alleyway and grabbed the Meganulon with his mouth, and flung it across the air into a fire hydrant, killing it as a burst of water sprayed up. Then a small kitten jumped out of the dumpster it was hiding, making Anguirus lower his head to face the kitten, who purred and rubbed against his face and climbed on his head, and carried the kitten with him as he went up to Mothra.
The citizens cheered with the Mystery Shack crew, who were proud that their Kajiu could save the town's citizens. But the cheering was interrupted when they heard roars from Godzilla coming from the other side of town, and everyone rushed under the monsters protection to see what was going on.
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When the humans arrived to see what was going on, they saw Godzilla and Rodan double teaming on the stone crab from earlier, and appeared to be winning the battle with no need to assist the two Kajiu.
The humans and their Kajiu defenders watched in awe as Godzilla charged at the stone crabs, now dodging the swings the crab made with its claws, and countered with a successful punch to the creature's face, getting close enough to bite down on one of its antennas and ripped it off from its head, flinging the antenna away as the crab chittered in pain.
Rodan then flew up towards the crab's back and began pecking at the crack, further damaging its carapace as pieces of it started to fall off, and for a final blow, Rodan flew high in the air and did a loop in the air before swan diving into the cracked area, hitting it with high velocity and accuracy with his beak to shatter the remaining pieces from the carapace, exposing the soft body that it protected on the inside.
"Come on, guys! You can do it!" Cheered Dipper, making the rest of the human crowd cheer on as well.
"What he said!" Exclaimed the slim figure, while the rest of the humans from behind were too focused on cheering on Godzilla to notice him.
Rodan and Godzilla knew the stone crab could only take so much, and began trying to make a beeline to the woods to where the humans were, but they would not let him, they couldn't take the risk of another attack of a giant monster like this, so Godzilla used his physical strength to grab the crab with his tight grip and lift the crustacean as high as he could, picking him up by his back with his arms, the crab struggled to break free from Godzilla's grip but Rodan kept slamming onto his revealed underbelly, until Godzilla tossed him to the other side of the road, sending the crab flying onto the pavement upright, shaking up the crab's soft insides from the impact as it struggled to even lift his legs.
Godzilla knew now was the time to end it, using his new found ability, he made his bone plates glow blue again, inhaling his lungs as much as possible to charge up his breath attack, his mouth seeping blue breath again, amazing the humans and the other Kajiu at Godzilla's new ability, as he exhaled another steady stream of blue breath at the crab's exposed wound, searing the creature's soft body and boiling its insides, unable to take the vast amounts of heat and pressure and finally collapsed dead, with steam venting out from its wound while foam dripped from its mouth onto the concrete, completely boiled from the inside.
Godzilla then let out a powerful high pitched roar, signaling his victory to everyone while the humans cheered with Godzilla for his victory.
"SCREEOOOOOOOOOONK!"
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"That. Was. AWESOME!" Exclaimed Dipper, cheering on Godzilla when he used his breath attack. "I don't know how he did that, but it was awesome!"
The human crowd cheered for their savior, who turned to face the humans and clamed himself down, knowing that the fight was over while Rodan squawked to Godzilla, as if in congratulations and followed Godzilla to the stone crab, now feeling hungry after the battle and being that it was the whole point he came to town, and chomped down on the soft and boiled insides with Rodan, sharing the meal as a reward while the humans cheers subsided.
"Well, I guess seafood is on the menu now." Quipped Wendy, as the rest of the group turned to the townsfolk.
"No need to thank us, that's all for the Kajiu, OUR Kajiu." Gloated Dipper, making the crowd ecstatic.
"These monsters are yours?" Asked one of the townsfolk.
"Yeah they are. For introductions, the monster who boiled that crab is my pal Godzilla." Said Dipper, pointing to Godzilla feasting on the crab. "Rodan is the pteranodon with him."
"He's also my monster." Said Wendy.
"And the other two that saved you guys are Mothra, my pal, and Anguirus." Said Mabel, pointing to the two other Kajiu close behind them.
"Anguirus is my bro, and these dudes here are like, heroes." Said Soos, as he proudly said his group's unofficial team name. "We're the G-Squad!"
The crowd had a mixed response to the name, not sure what to make of it, even Mothra and Anguirus were taken back a bit by the name.
"We're working on the name." Said Dipper, as he looked around the mess that the monsters had made.
The most notable destruction had to be the supermarket, almost half of the entire building was rubble, with the other half somehow still standing, luckily, no one was hurt in the store besides the Meganulon and the people from inside the store could be seen walking out, while the rest of the street had lampposts knocked down, the streets had large cracks, and trash was littered throughout, along with the other side of the town which had the same problems but no damaged buildings. But then Dipper stopped a strange individual close by the supermarket, wearing a fancy suit and casually walking inside the store, as if nothing was wrong.
"Guys?" Said Dipper, getting his team's attention and pointed to the slim figure. "Who's that guy?"
"I dunno." Shrugged Wendy, while Soos was staring at the car he got off from, which looked familiar to him.
"Let's go ask." Suggested Mabel, as Dipper led the way while Mothra kept an eye on the townsfolk, who were praising the caterpillar while Anguirus was busy playing with his new feline friend.
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"Thank goodness I saw that. I thought leaving town was going to be boring." Said the figure to himself, as he walked along the rubble of the store. "Now to get some snacks."
The figure climbed down the rubble into one of the remaining Aisles that was still standing, noticing a bag of Gummy Koalas on the floor and picked them up.
"Gummy Koalas? I love those things! Too bad they're not actually koalas, but still." Said the figure gladly, as he bended down to pick it up, not noticing the humans following behind him.
"Look out!" Exclaimed Dipper to the figure in front, who didn't notice a surviving Meganulon snap its claw at the figure, stuck underneath the shelve it was trapped in.
"Hey! I want those!" Exclaimed the figure at the Meganulon, who managed to break free from the shelve and get up to face the figure, who pointed his cane at the bug. "Don't make me use this."
"Dude, back up!" Warned Soos to the figure, who paid no attention to the handyman.
"Last warning, buddy." Warned the figure to the Meganulon, who stepped on the bag of candy. "Oh snap! You've done it now."
The slim figure then held the ball of the cane and pulled it out, revealing it to be a hidden sword as long as the cane, and dodged the claw swiping at him, flanking the bug at its side and brought down the blade on the bug's neck, making chirp in pain since the blade hit a soft point on its neck, bleeding green blood while the figure kept chopping at the Meganulon's neck until it was beheaded, making the body slump to the ground, twitching as it sprayed green blood on the floor while the human group just stared in disbelief.
"Are you crazy?!" Asked Dipper, making the slim man chuckle at the question.
"Yes I am, kid." Responded the man, putting his cane sword back together. "I'd kill for some snacks, just like I did here."
The man then noticed another intact bag of Gummy Koalas close by, and picked them up to see that it had blueberry flavor.
"Oh, this has blueberry." Said the figure excitingly, who's happy attitude was confusing the group. "All I need is- Ah, there we go!"
"Hey, where are you going?" Exclaimed Dipper to the slim man, who ran off close by the only counter left standing to pick up a bottle of Pitt Cola and a bag of nacho chips.
"Gotta have some drinks too." Said the figure, showing the group the soda, who just looked at the figure in disbelief. "And these chips because I just like the look of them."
"Um, I don't think you've noticed but, the store is completely wreaked!" Said Dipper to the figure, who didn't really seem to mind. "Do you even care?"
"Nope! All I care about is getting snacks." Said the bluntly, as he put the candy and soda on the counter, waiting for someone to scan the products for him. "Sigh, do I have to do everything myself?"
"Who are you?" Asked Mabel, while the figure scanned the items himself, making a beep noise for each item since the scanner was broken.
"Some guy who's lost his mind and way." Said the figure, before pretending to act like the cashier. "That'll be zero dollars, sir."
"You have a name, don't you?" Asked Wendy, as the figure took a plastic bag to put his snacks in. "Or are you too crazy to remember."
"Watch that tongue red, or your hair won't be the only reason I call you red." Said the figure, threating Wendy in a happy tone.
"Don't talk to her like that." Defended Dipper, which the figure took notice of.
"Listen kid, you don't know who you're talking to. I'm a sociopath for sure, maybe a psychopath. Or I'm just misunderstood, with the world rejecting me for who I am." Said the slim man dramatically, before pointing at Dipper and Wendy. "By the way, you two would make the cutest couple I've ever seen. Oh the gossip! Totally ship you two!"
That comment made Dipper and Wendy blush, looking away at each other as they cleared their throats.
"Really? I thought I was the only one?" Asked Mabel, which made Dipper and Wendy even more embarrassed.
"Mabel!" Shouted both the friends at Mabel, who held up her hands in protest. "What? It's true."
"Can we just… change the topic already?" Asked Wendy, wanting to know more about the slim figure, who tipped his hat at the group.
"Well, as much as I like talking to you guys, I gotta ditch this town." Said the figure, as he climbed the rubble to get to his car, with the group following close behind.
The figure then hummed a tune while climbing down, and even looked like he was dancing down the rubble, while the group following him still had so many questions for the figure, who got to his car and smashed the other side window with his cane to put his snacks at the passenger's seat, and turned around to see the group hasn't left him alone yet.
"Wow, you guys are stalkers." Said the figure, accusing the group of criminal charges. "Am I just that attractive? Because thank you so much for caring."
"Seriously man, who are you?" Asked Dipper, extremely suspicious of the slim man. "I'm getting really annoyed that you're avoiding the question."
The man just chuckled at Dipper's insistence.
"All I'll say is that you'll get your questions answered later, I'm in a bit of a rush. So if you excuse me." Said the man, as he walked around the front of the car, stepping on the wounded man on the ground, which the group just noticed and helped him up, while eyeing the figure suspiciously as he got inside the car and started the engine.
"You are a psychopath." Said Mabel, giving the slim figure a mean look, who raised his eyebrow at the girl.
"And I thought we were getting along." Said the figure, backing up the car and prepared to leave. "Oh, and I guess I'll tell you my name since I feel like being a little bit nice."
What the slim figure said next would bring shock and realization to the group when he told his name.
"The name's William. Call me Will for short. Or maybe Free Willy… wait that's copyrighted. Oh well." Said the figure, as he sped off in his car and waved to the group goodbye. "See you in a week!"
"Wait!" Shouted Dipper, wanting to ask William more questions, but it was too late as the man drove around Godzilla and Rodan, who were too busy eating the crab to notice the car.
As William sped away to where he needed to go, he tuned the radio to listen to some tunes, some local pop music, which he didn't really like too much.
"Yuck! What is this garbage?" Said William, changing the radio to the local Gravity Falls news station.
"Mass chaos ensued in the town of Gravity Falls, as-
"Seen it." Said William, turning off the radio and searched the car to find an old cassette player. "Hmm, I wonder."
William put the tape inside the cassette player that was installed in the car, which played old jazz music from the 20's, which seemed to please William immensely.
"There we go, real music." Said William happily as he drove away from town, happily humming the old tunes while he looked back at the town from his front view mirror and smiled gleefully.
"I'll be back soon, just need to wake up some old friends."
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Disclaimer: I do not own Gravity Falls or Godzilla.