won day Cloud Stripe was eating a celery stalk for breakkast in his home at Washington DC Comics

after the celery he wanted more so he checked his fridge but hiss frigde wassed empty

"ONN O" he said to his cat marfle

he went to his car and drofe to an HEB-

at thr HBE he saw that celery was there

"yay" he ssaid

he went to go pay for the celrey but the guy threere said tyhat he could nut by the celyre

"i'm mad" he siad.

cloud reached into his pocket and threw sand into the guys eyeball's

he was abuut to wlak out lik a cool person when suddedly there were to robbers doing bad stuff like robbing

cloud desided too do the right thing and safe the day bye defeeting the robbs

Cloud pulled pout his pistol and shot won off the robers on the toe

this gave time for Captain America and Hulk Hogan to take down the robber

cloud shot the other robbre in the place that make him hert and gow to jaile

cloud was ppraysed as a hero and that guy let him buy celery

Clouds story about safing the daye gotted so popular that they made a video game baased off of it called Bem Em and Eat Em

cloud drove back home to his crib where he ate celerey with marfle and threw a party

at the party they watched the greatest Sy fy movie evor made called Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

The End.