Cyber: Wow people are actually reading this! That makes me soo happy! Now if someone wold be so kind and review. It would make me even happier! A happy author writes a lot more :D Oh warning there will be a lot of swearing and other stuff in this chapter thanks to Hidan being in it.
DISCLAIMER: CYBER ORTECK DOES NOT OWN NARUTO OR MY LITTLE PONY SHE ONLY OWNS HER OCS THAT APPEAR IN THIS FIC AND THE PLOT!
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On the road leading out of Ponnyville, two ponies and a flock of crows were walking towards it. The one pony was a Colt filly, He was half black and half white with big yellow eyes and a short green mane and a long plant like tail. The other was a blue shark merpony with gravity defying mane, wearing a scratched forehead protector and had a huge sword strapped to his back. He was having trouble moving on dry land because of his fish like hind quarters. The crows flew ahead because they spotted the pony they were looking for. The merpony frowned a bit. "Fuck… I hate this body." He complained. "It's not that bad." The filly replied happily.
Pein heard the sound of crows approaching. The pink pony looked up. "Itachi's crows…" He muttered to himself. The crows dived down and formed a pony. Sasori lifted his hoof. "Yes that is Itachi." He said over the crows beating wings. As Itachi fully formed from his crows he and the other two noticed them.
"Leader-sama?" All three of them asked at the same time. Then the filly said. "You look nice." Another voice then snapped at the pony's comment. "He looks tired!" It came from the black side of the filly.
The three of them lined up. "Zetsu, Itachi, Kisame." Pein said their names. Kisame has a kitty face when he said. "Leader-sama your pink!" The pink leader then replied with. "I know, it's just this Path."
Meanwhile back in Ponyville, Sky who was still bleeding from her arm spotted the masked Tobi then proceeded to yell angrily at the black maned pony. "You bastards!" Tobi was not phased at all and cheerfully replied. "Tobi is a good boy!" "Funny thing is Tobi is sorry! Hahaha!" Then his voice bordered calmness as he continued to speak. "I will make you suffer if you interfere but for the time being." He grabbed the tiger's arm. Tobi's healing jutsu was mediocre at best, but it did the trick to seal up her bleeding arm. "Wha?!" The tiger was freaking out now. The masked earth pony then turned to the brown bunny kid and gave him a ring. "Take this, you got some use." The bunny Ryan looked at the ring confused. Tobi then switched to his happy idiot voice again. "Tobi says bye-bye bunny!" With that he left to join the others.
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Tobi caught up with the others. Deidara found some seeds and was feeding a bird from his hooves. Luckily the mouth on his hoof was closed. Deidara was oddly friendly with it. "Hey there buddy yeah…" Kisame looked over placing his hoof over his muzzle trying to supress his snickers." PFFT!" He failed badly. "Hey Dei is that a real bird? It is so cute, you're feeding it…" The pink earth pony got embarrassed. He was still holding the blue bird in his hooves however. "Erm… It's real and so! I like it." Kisame burst into a fit of laughter. "Buwahahahahahaha!" The merpony was now rolling on the floor as he laughed. "You're so pathetic! Its soo cute! That look!" The fish pony was hosing himself. Deidara got mad and his face burned red from anger this time. "SHUT UP UN!" That's when Leader-sama snapped at them.
"QUITE! Look!"He poined at a pegasus guard who was approaching, He grit his teeth then looked to Tobi. "Those are the royal Guard, Tobi make us vanish." He ordered. Tobi lifted both of his hooves. "Tobi do that!" And with a sudden poof of smoke they vanished leaving one confused guard to gap in awe as the Ponies disappeared. "What the?!"
With another poof, they appeared near a mouth of a cave. "We'll make base here." Pein said pointing to the cave entrance. So they filed in and walked to the cave. Inside the cave was a white Pegasus. He was covered in blood. "Fuck yeah bitch!" He yelled very loudly. Blood pooled outside of the cave entrance. The Akatsuki entered the cave to see Hidan standing over a mutilated mare's body. He had his three bladed scythe on his back. His forehead protector was around his neck. His white coat was stained with the mare's blood. His silver mane was slicked back and his eyes were pink.
"Sorry bitch but your answer was fucking wrong!" He lifted his head and noticed Pein. "Shit, Oh Pein in the ass!" He grinned while he said that. Pein looked to his hooves, not wanting to get them dirty by stepping in the blood. "Hidan…" Pein was implying that he wanted to know what was going on here.
Hidan had a smirk on his bloody face. "I was just doing… Er fuck. Okay I raped that mare and then fucking killed her!" He admitted. Then Tobi yelled out. "Tobi sees a bear!" It was a mini green ursa minor. These ursa where not as big as their blue counterparts. They were also smart enough to speak. This Ursa Minor had long hair. He looked really confused. Hidan rose his scythe with a mad mare grin. "OH Jashin-sama another one to sacrifice to you!" So Hidan proceeded to chase the green bear around the cave.
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Cyber: That's chapter 3! Wasn't it fun? Anyway read and review!