Chapter 2.

AN:I kno it haz been lik 2-3 years sinc i updat da stroy but thx 4 hangin in thr mi fans r what keps me gong! Fangz 2 brandin 4 incurigin me to rit da chapta! BTW HPY BRTHDAY 2 U BRANIN preps stop flaming ma story ok!

The next day branson woke up in his bedroom. It sunny and snowing just lik branson likd it. Bransons room was decorated sky blue with a big bang theory comforter, the walls were COVRD in posters for the collst shows like the legend of kora, and bter off ted. In additeon to the posters of tv shos there was a lifesize cardboard cutout of Florence from FlorenceMachine, on bransons bookshelf was a signed copy of evry singl one of Dr. Brenzys' books, not just the cool mystry novels she wrote, but also any academic paper she had ever contributd 2 thruout her undergraduit and graduit career, he also savd every textbook she had evr been cited in. Branson was the ultimate Temperance Brennan super fan.

I got out of mi big bang theory themed of bed and took of my ENORMOS cold war kids t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a sexy t-shirt with a chemistry pun on it, loose fit cargo pants, new balance sneakers and whit tubesocks on. I put four G2s in my sweet briefcase given to me by my grandpa and I swung my labcoat (WHICH I ALWAYS WEAR ON THE METro) onto my broad shoulders.

My roommate, Colonoscopy (AN: colby dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length her sometimes brown sometimes red hair with auburn streaks. She put on her ouran high host club t-shirt with an urban outfitters maxi skirt and ballet shoes not meant 4 walking outside the house or dance studio . We brushd our teth 2getha.

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Brenzy yesterday when I pikd u up frum work!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like brenzy?" she asked as we went out of our penthouse apartment and onto the busteling strets of Wrshington DC.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed.

"It wouldn't evn matr if I did u stupid bitch." I said angrily and flirtily.

"water u talking about!" she said with a twonge of sadness

"boot clrly ahas the hots 4 brenzy and how am I suposd 2 keep up with that?" Branson wailed loud enough for three blocks 2 hear.

"it wil b oka branson! She stammerd

"Colonoscopy you'll never understand!" he screamed back as they finally reached the Jeffersonian.

Branson runned into the building tht housed all skeletons that have ever died, leaving Colonoscopy to walk to her waitressing job at the DC Maid Café by herseloff.

AN: yes i kno not 2 much acshin hapns this chapta but i plan on updatin again rel soon. THANKSSSS