And now it's time for Zorua Reviews with Zorua- son of Zoroark.

Tonight's Review: M05- Pokemon Heroes

(First Person POV)

OH MY GOSH! This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!

No time to question my- SPOILERS!

There's this place, called Alto-Mare.

And alllll the streets are filled with water!

Why?

Because a Latios came an drowned a Kabutops and an Aerodactyl to death.

Zorua looked up in thought.

That's kind of dark, isn't it.

But they were evil Pokemon, so that makes it okay.

Wait, what if it was just their trainer that was evil?

Well anyway, Latios ends up sacrificing his life and turns into a gem because. . .

Zorua shrugged.

That's why they do when they die.

So Latios his children Latios and Latias behind.

And then we skip alllll the way to the present where two ladies from Team Rocket want to steal the gem.

"Prepare for trouble, I'm Diva One."

"And make it double, I'm Diva Two."

And the Team Rocket Trio are like,

"You know, this is the late Misty and Brock era, so we you know we really suck, so we aren't even gonna try to do anything here."

So Ash and his friends go to a museum,

And the museum guy is like,

"We have this big powerful super technological device that can protect the city!"

"Why the hay do you need something like that?"

"Well, I, um."

"You could always just hire some cops."

"Well, I, um."

"And what if someone tries to hijack the controls and takes over the city?"

"Look, we gotta have an epic climax somehow!"

"And a Legendary Pokemon battle wouldn't be enough?"

"Shut-up!"

So it turns out that Latias can turn into a human!

I turned into a human once.

Twice.

Or was it three times, I've lost count.

Anyway, Latias likes to imitate a girl named Bianca.

Not the stupid one from Black and White.

And Ash and Pikachu follows her and finds the secret hiding place of Latios and Latias!

And the museum guy and the real Bianca are like,

"Oh dear, we made it our job to protect Latios and Latias and now a random stranger found them! We're really bad at this."

But it's okay because Ash and Pikachu are the main characters, so they all get to play together!

"Yay! Pretty flying scene!"

And then the museum guy is like,

"Here's the priceless Soul Dew gem Ash."

"Wow, cool. I sure hope no one is using a robot to spy on us."

But it turns out the Team Rocket Divas are using a robot to spy on them!

What a twist!

So the Divas capture Latios and use the Soul Dew to take control of the big powerful super technological device.

So Latias comes and gets Ash and his friends to come and help.

And the Team Rocket Divas lock down the entire city and hold everyone hostage.

And the Team Rocket Trio is like,

"We're in the movie!"

Then the Team Rocket Divas restore a whole bunch of fossils and send them to attack the Pokemon heroes.

Zorua chuckled.

Hee-hee-hee! Pokemon heroes. Get it. Ya see. . .

Zorua blinked and continued.

So the evil Kabutops and Aerodactyl get brought back too.

And they're like,

"We have no evil motivations whatsoever, but we're gonna attack you anyway! RAAAAR!"

But then the big powerful super technological device goes out of control,

Which makes me wonder how the people who built it expected it to defend the city at all,

And the Soul Dew gem disappears turning the Pokemon back into fossils and causing a big tsunami to come to destroy the city.

Zorua scratched his head in confusion.

How was this thing supposed to protect the city, anyway?

So Latios is like,

"(I must sacrifice myself to save the city just like our father!)"

"(Why can't I make the sacrifice?)"

"(Oh. Well, uh, Latias I-.)"

"(You love me and don't want me to die? Yes, I know. But I feel the same way about you and-.)"

"(That's . . . not what I was gonna say-)"

"(Then what were you gonna say?)"

"(Um, er, well . . . look, I'm male, you're female, and it isn't a woman's place to-)"

"(Oh, you are dead!)"

ZAP!

And so Team Rocket are like,

"We're in the movie!"

Latios becomes a new Soul Dew.

Either Bianca or Latias gives Ash a kiss,

Hopefully Bianca, because, that would be creepy if it were Latias,

Latias gets haunted by the ghosts of her sexist father and brother,

And the Team Rocket Divas go to jail where they learn about a Pokemon villain that nearly no one even remembers anymore.

Which continues to make me wonder why the Team Rocket Trio haven't been arrested yet.

"We're in the movie!"

Now I know some of you are wondering why I didn't ask for Pecha Berries in the last review.

Well, look around! I live in Matthais' Berry Field!

So this is Zorua here, saying. . .do ya got any Pokemon fossils?! PLEASE! I really want a Pokemon fossil! Come on, help a cute little Zorua out, huh? Come on, please!

Come on, I want to try and bring an Amaura back to life! They look so happy and friendly!

Oh, and thanks Imperator Justinian! The Pecha Berry crop was kind of let down this time, so your welcome home basket of them was the greatest!

Thank You

(Zoroark here. This was a good movie. Some parts didn't make much sense, and the villains were really bland and uninteresting, but the scenes with Latios, Latias, and our heroes can be really cool looking and even touching at times. The movie wasn't incredible or anything, but it was fun to watch with some cool animation for its time. ('Z'))