And now it's time for Zorua Reviews with Zorua- son of Zoroark.
Tonight's Review: XY072: Scary Hospitality
(First Person POV)
OH MY GOSH! This is the scariest Pokemon episode I've ever seen in my life!
OOOOOOOO! SPOILERS!
Ash and his friends are stuck in the rain.
. . . Again . . .
And they come across the Scary House!
No, seriously, it's literally called the Scary House.
(Zorua looked confused)
Why would the owner allow that!?
What if he wants to sell it one day? What would the ad say?
"For Sale. Scary House. Obviously haunted. Get horribly murdered in your sleep."
So our heroes go to the house, and they're greeted by a nice, kind, elderly, creepy old man named Lon.
And Clemont is like, "He's a ghost! He's obviously a ghost!"
And Lon is like, "Here are some towels and food I got for you before because I somehow knew you were coming. . ."
"He's a ghost, you morons!"
And Bonnie is like, "Yay! Ghosts who wanna kill us! Fun!"
So Lon is like, "This house is called the Scary House because once upon a time- SLENDER MEN!"
And Ash and Pikachu are like," AHHH!"
And Clemont is like, "AHHH!"
And Serena is like, "AHHH! Hold me Ash!"
And Bonnie is like, "Hooray! Evil eldritch abominations!"
And Lon is like, "Are you that creepy ghost girl from Ghoul Daze or something?"
I saw the creepy ghost girl once!
Okay, it was in one of Keldeo's reviews, but it still counts!
But then strange spooky things start happening around the house.
Like things moving by themselves.
"Oh, it must be that lost Beauty and the Beast song! Be Our Sacrifice!"
Ash getting molested by his own shadow.
"Huh, that's weird, who invited Cynder the Dragoness - AHHH! COLD!"
Serena gets licked by something.
"AHH! I'd only enjoy this if it were Ash doing it!"
And Clemont gets hoisted up like in a found footage movie!
"AHH! I do believe in spooks! I do believe in spooks! I do, I do, I do, I DO!"
But then Clemont uses science to figure out who's behind it.
It's a Gastly, a Haunter, and a Gengar.
(Zorua turned around dramatically)
OF COURSE!
"We would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!"
"Pika-Pika!"
"Oh, and that mangy Pikachu!"
"Dedenne!"
"Oh, and that, uh, Dedenne. Um, yeah, abandon joke. . ."
But then Bonnie disappears!
So Ash and Pikachu are like, "Don't worry, we'll go find her-AHHHHHH!"
So Bonnie is gone. Ash and Pikachu are gone.
And Serena is like, "I'm getting really freaked out, I think we should-AHHHH!"
But Lon is like, "They must be falling through trap doors into the basement."
And Clemont is like, "I'm not even gonna ask why you have trap doors all over your house."
So they go to the basement where they find a sealed door that clearly says "don't open me or you will die."
But they get it open and free their friends.
Hooray!
But then they find Lon's old notebook that says that when Lon was a little boy, he used to hide in the basement because Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar kept scaring him.
But it's okay, because now the four of them are friends thanks to Ash and the gang.
What a happy ending!
Oh yeah, an Lon's a ghost.
. . . .
AHHHHHH!
But it's okay, because it was all just a dream.
Or was it?!
"Ah-ha, so ghost do show up on camera, right Dedenne?"
"(Bonnie, I think you have a problem. . .)"
And thus ends the legend of the Scary House!
"Meowth! That's wrong!"
What a happy ending!
"I said that's wrong! Hellooooo!"
. . . Oh, wait, THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
And the moral of the story is the next time a ghost tries to invite you into his house, just say:
". . . . . Yes."
I mean, why not? All ghosts are clearly friendly according to this episode.
Unless you're a Shuppet.
Or a Mismagius.
I met a Shuppet and a Mismagius once!
They were psycho killers!
This is Zorua here, and I was wondering. . . do ya got any Rare Candies?! PLEASE! I really like Rare Candies! Come on, feed a cute little Zorua, huh? Come on, please!
Come on, this is Halloween! The one day you're supposed to give out free candy! Is it because I'm not wearing a costume? Well, fine then! *whoosh* There, now I'm the scariest thing I could think of! Grings Kodai!
Oh, and thanks to everyone who sent me berries for free! Oh, and thank you thestormflamestinger6235! All those berries fed a whole bunch of hungry wild Pokemon during a drought we had! Oh, and I put my new Incinerate move to good use, DisneyWriter, wink-wink!
Thank You
(Zoroark here. This was a fun Halloween episode! Seeing the Scary House ghost story from the games animated was a real treat, and was actually quite creepy. And even though we all knew it was just Ghost-type Pokemon messing around, it still could get creepy at times. And I have to admit that the twist ending caught me off guard. ('Z'))