Neville was running a hand through her hair and whispering soothing words in her ear. Hermione was finally calming down and she curled up against her brother's chest.

"Princess, tell me what's wrong?"

"I was using Jack because I wanted Bill. He was very wolfish yesterday and I said something that set him into his randy mood. I knew that he didn't mean anything. He would shag anything that moves. He doesn't want me like I want him. I need to get away from him Nev."

Neville nodded his head. "Go home and pack. I'll go talk at the burrow. I'll take you to one of our houses in Paris. It has a bigger library than the one at Longbottom Manor." He stood and pulled her up. He pushed her toward the cemetery gate. When she apperated he disapperated to the burrow.

"Neville! Dear, how are you?"

"Mrs. Weasley, it's nice to see you. I'm here to make excuses for my sister. She needs a vacation so she's headed on one."

"I'm guessing my plan with Bill didn't work then?"

"Sending her so close doesn't help, that's for sure. She thought he only wanted a shag. She seemed to have lost her head and forgot that Bill isn't randy around anyone else. I'm going to make excuses to her friends. Then I'm going to set up some guys that I know to meet her in Paris and make her date. She needs to have a good time. There is at least one that's gay and would make sure that the others behave. She loves him. That's all I can say."

Molly nodded and pushed Neville out the door.

"The boys are up at the quidditch pitch. Now, go make your excuses."

Neville nodded and headed to the pitch. As he got closer he saw the boys in the air with Ginny. Fred and George, along with Charlie and Bill were up there.

"Neville! Mate, what are you doing here?" Harry yelled at the top of his lungs. Harry landed in front of him and the rest soon followed.

"Sorry to interrupt the game guys. I thought that you would like to know that Hermione is taking a vacation. I'm taking her to one of our other manors. She wants to meet a nice guy while there. She should be packed by the time I get home. She said she loves you and that she'll be back later."

Harry opened his mouth to say something but Neville cut him off.

"I have friends that will look out for her. They're take her to the right clubs and help her meet the right guys. One of them is gay so we won't have a problem is any of the others want to shag her."

Ginny cast a sidelong glance at Bill. He was fuming. His face was red with anger and his nostrils flared. Ginny smirked slightly before turning to Neville.

"Are you gonna tell us which manor?"

Neville looked at his girlfriend and smiled. "Sorry, babe, I can't."

Harry opened his mouth again but Charlie covered it with his hand. He leaned over and whispered something in his ear. Harry went red and nodded his head.

"Take care of her Neville."

"Promise."