Upon the grass was a bunch of water falling down rapidly from the sky via clouds up in the sky. Noises also occurred sometimes as well, along with violent bursts of bright stuff that was really hot and brief and electrical. Somewhere in some kind of the general area of the part of the sky where there were clouds which were the source of all these things, there was a building. Probably. This building probably contained people.

These people included a blue guy who was fast, and a fox guy who was currently really high, and a red guy with a bunch of body parts, and a guy who was all dark and edgy and had a gun. Plus there was also this other person there. She was a bat. Not the kind that you use to hit things such as balls or people you don't like. She was the kind of bat that has wings and stuff. And also boobs for some reason. Anyway, her name was Rogue.

"So then the gnomes, like, started screaming or whatever, because I stepped on their tiny village," Tails wordified as he recalled the hallucinations he experienced the day before. "And they were all like, 'dude!' and I was all like 'shit!' and-"

"Hold on, I need to pee!" Sonic declared as he ran to the bathroom all quickly and stuff.

Tails was annoyed, for Sonic did this about every ten minutes. "Shit man..."

"So," began Rogue, "what did these gnomes look like?"

"I don't know dude, they were like... gnomes, or something," Tails explained helpfully.

"Did any of them have any red makeup?" she questionated questioningly.

Tails thought about that for a moment. "Don't think so. 'cept maybe that clown one."

Rogue was disappointed. Sonic then proceeded to run back into the room.

"I'm back!" he proclaimed, for he had indeed returned from the bathroom safe and unharmed.

"So anyway," Tailed said and stuff, "the gnomes were all like-"

And then at that moment, everyone simultaneously went blind. Except they didn't. The power just went out and that resulted in it being dark now.

"Well, that just happened," Sonic statementified after a moment of silence. "Probably caused by the storm or something."

"No..." began Shadow, "that's what they want us to think!"

"They?" asked Knuckles.

"THEY!" Shadow screamed while nodding violently.

"Who the hell is they?" questionated Tails.

"They are... THE ILLUMINATI!" declared Shadow in the most dramatic way possible.

"GASP!" gasped Knuckles dramatically. "THE ILLUMINATI? THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!"

Sonic stared for a moment. "...what?"

"Yes," replied Shadow. "Such a surprising revelation, isn't it?"

"It IS!" Knuckles screamed. "WHO ELSE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY CAUSED THIS BUT THE ILLUMINATI?"

Sonic continued to stare at them. "...the thunderstorm?"

"Pfff, the thunderstorm is just a coverup!" expositified Shadow. "They made it to hide the true causers of this power outage... THE ILLUMINATI!"

"No way! We gotta do something about this, man!" exclamationed Tails.

"THE ILLUMINATI MUST BE STOPPED!" Knuckles screamed dramatically as he held up a sword in a way that was also dramatic. No one knew where it came from, but no one cared enough to question it.

"I AGREE WITH YOUR DECLARATIONS!" yelled Rogue.

"Goddamnit guys..." Sonic said with a sigh.

Shadow gestured with great dramaticness. "COME WITH ME! WE MUST HUNT DOWN THE ILLUMINATI! AND STOP THEM FROM COMMITTING THEIR CRIMES!"

So everyone went outside. It was raining. A power line was down.

"It appears that a power line appears to be down," observed Rogue.

"Yeah," Sonic began. "Probably because of the stor-"

"THE ILLUMINATI!" interrupted Shadow.

"Guys! It's not the illuminati, it's just a thunderstorm!" Sonic exasperatededly explainedified.

"Wait a minute!" stuffed Rogue. "That's what someone who's secretly hiding the fact that they're secretly in the illuminati would say!"

"GASP!" gasped Knuckles. "SONIC! ARE YOU IN THE ILLUMINATI?"

Sonic stared and sighed and stuff. "...I'm just going to go back inside now."

Shadow then grabbed Sonic's arm. "NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL THE ILLUMINATI HAS BEEN STOPPED!"

"Hey dudes, look at that triangle over there!" Tails was now pointing at a thing.

Shadow gasped. "It must have been left by... THE ILLUMINATI!"

"THAT'S JUST A TRAFFIC CONE!" yelled Sonic.

"THE TRAFFIC CONE FACTORY MUST BE OWNED BY THE ILLUMINATI!" Rogue said quietly.

"NOOOOOOOO!" nooooooooed Knuckles dramatically. "NOT THE TRAFFIC CONE FACTORY!"

"THEY DON'T JUST OWN THE TRAFFIC CONE FACTORY!" Shadow calmly began to explain. "THEY OWN THE GOVERNMENT!"

"WHAT!" Knuckles whated.

"THEY OWN ALL THE GOVERNMENTS!"

"NOOO WAAAAY!" Tails nooo waaaayed.

"THEY OWN ALL THE MAJOR PRODUCERS OF JEWELRY, ICE CREAM, AND KIWIS!"

"THE BIRD KIND OF KIWI OR THE FRUIT KIND?" questioned Rogue.

"BOTH!"

"GASP!" she gasped in relaxed contentment.

"AND THAT'S NOT ALL!" Shadow continued to explain, "THE ILLUMINATI OWNS THE ENTIRE WORLD!"

Everyone reacted with horror at this. Sonic kind of just stood there as his face began to smoosh itself into his hands.

"Shadow, where are you even getting all this from?" he said as his hands continued to be touching his face.

"I read it on a website about... THE ILLUMINATI!"

Sonic then sighed and stuff even more. "Those goddamn conspiracy theorists..."

"You're just saying that because you're not THINKING ENOUGH TO SEE THE TRUTH!"

"Dude, where'd Rogue go?" Tails said all suddenly and stuff.

It was at that point that everyone realized that Rogue wasn't there.

"ROGUE HAS BEEN ABDUCTED!" Shadow screamed in horror. "BY... THE ILLUMINATI!"

Sonic sighed once more. "The illuminati didn't abduct her, she probably just walked away for some rea-wait where's Knuckles?"

Everyone then realized that Knuckles was also missing.

"GASP!" gasped Shadow. "KNUCKLES HAS ALSO BEEN ABDUCTED BY... THE ILLUMINATI!" He then noticed that Tails was also missing. "AS WELL AS TAILS AS WELL!"

"Okay what is even happening now." And then Sonic noticed that Shadow was now missing too.

He then heard a slightly distant voice saying words in the distance. "I HAVE ALSO BEEN ABDUCTED BY... THE ILLUMINATI!"

"What."

And then Sonic was abducted by... the illuminati!

They all woke up after a bunch of being unconscious. It was dark and they were tied to chairs. The room was covered in triangles and secrecy.

"...where the fuck are we?" Sonic said in a voice that suggested he had no idea where they were.

"Hmmmmm," Shadow hmmmed. "This room is full of triangles and secrets! We must have been abducted by... THE ILLUMINATI!"

"You have indeed been abducted by... THE ILLUMINATI!" declared a mysterious figure person in robes and stuff.

"GASP!" asked Knuckles, "WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE?"

"It is ME!" the person said as she did stuff and exposed her face to people's eyes. It was Rogue.

"Rogue? You're working for those illuminati dudes?" Tails questioned with surprise?

"That is exactly what I am doing! I've been working for the illuminati the whole time!" she proclaimed and stuff. "And we really did cause the power outage and also fake the storm to do a coverup!"

"GASP!" gasped Knuckles in horror.

"NO WAY DUDE!" bageled Tails with stuff or whatever.

"I KNEW IT!" speech verbed Shadow.

Sonic was kind of surprised and also confused and wasn't entirely sure what was happening anymore. "...what."

"And now, I will do the thing that I have been waiting so long to do!" Rogue then began to laugh maniacally as she pulled out a thing.

And then someone jumped down and punched her in the face. It was someone who looked and sounded exactly like Rogue.

"WHAT? WHO IS THIS ROGUE LOOKALIKE PERSON!" kdfnjosghdskjfnsfk ndfn dksfned Knuckles.

"I AM THE REAL ROGUE!" yelled the other Rogue. She then pointed to the first Rogue. "THIS IMPOSTER IS MY EVIL TWIN, ROUGE!"

She then tore off Rouge's disguise, so now everyone could see what she really looked like. She was a bat. Not the kind that has wings and stuff. She was the kind of bat that you use to hit things such as balls or people you don't like. And also she had boobs for some reason.

Rouge wasn't particularly thrilled. "Well, you may have ruined my disguise, but you won't ruin my plan to APPLY RED MAKEUP TO THE FACES OF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!"

"OH YES I WILL!" Rogue declared before throwing a bunch of lighter fluid on Rouge. She then proceeded to light a match and use it to set her on fire. Rouge then proceeded to die.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rouge screamed as death happened on her. She was dead now.

Sonic then found himself in his bed immediately after waking up.

"Man, that was a weird dream," he quietly said to himself.

He then continued to think about the dream.

"That thing that happened last night with Rogue and the illuminati was weirder though."