Author's note: Lol, I said I was going to upload more, and then I went a whole month without uploading. I'm sorry. Also I promise to write more Whimsica and yuri soon! I need to take my time on those.
I just uploaded this because I thought it was funny.
TW: A single mention of incest (a joke about Akaito "being on top of Kaito"). There is no explicit incest in the actual story, however.
This story contains very sexual connotations and innuendo. Just a warning before you read it. It's rated M for a reason.
In English grammar, putting the letter "a" in front of certain nouns creates a word that means being on top of said noun.
For example, abed means to be on a bed.
Afire means to be on fire.
Afoot means to be on your feet.
That just leave one thing.
Would that mean "Akaito" means "to be on top of Kaito"?
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"So Akaito is the seme, huh? And Kaito is the uke?" Said Gumi.
Akaito's mouth fell wide open until his face resembled a urinal.
"WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?" He shouted. "Kaito is my brother, you filthy fujoshi!"
"Also, would Adele mean to be on top of Dell?" Gumi said.
"Don't drag real people into this!" Akaito said.
Suddenly Adele appeared and started singing "Rumor Has It".
"Rumor has it, that Akaito loves Dell. And he wants to be on top of him."
Then Adele disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Is it true, Akaito?" Gumi asked.
Akaito became so red that he turned into a tomato.
"Is it true, Akaito?" Haku asked.
"Not you too, Haku!" Akaito roared.
Suddenly a Dell laptop appeared from a puff of smoke.
"It's Dell!" Gumi said.
"Dell, where did you come from?" Akaito asked, "And why are you a laptop?"
"Akaito..." Dell said in a hot, breathy tone. "I turned myself into a laptop brand, so that you can put me in your lap and turn me on..."
Akaito began to blush at Dell's sexy voice.
"It's always been my dream, Akaito." Dell purred. "I want you to turn me on..."
Suddenly Haku and Gumi began to leave the room.
"Seems that they need privacy!" They said.
"Wait, come back! It's not like that!" Akaito said. The girls however, didn't listen.
"Akaito, now that we're alone... Set me in your lap..." Dell said seductively.
"Okay, Dell..." Akaito said, his voice deep and manly. "Only because you want to... okay?"
"Good boy." Dell said sweetly. "Feel the heat coming from my interface. Caress and touch me."
Akaito did as he was told.
"Ah, Akaito!" Dell moaned, his voice becoming frail, "Now... my power button... touch it... turn me on."
Akaito was so into it, that he decided to lick Dell's power button.
"Does this feel good, Dell-kun?" Akaito asked, poised.
"Aka... Aka-kun, aah..."
Dell's screen lit up as he felt ecstasy surge through his wires. Akaito had successfully turned him on.
"Dell... you're cute." Akaito said, kissing him were it felt good.
Suddenly, Dell transformed back into his human self. And he was naked.
"Aaaah! He shrieked. Akaito, you broke the spell I cast on myself! Thank you..."
Dell gave a gentle smile, and looked into Akaito's eyes. They leaned in for a kiss.
"Dell, you don't need to be a laptop for me to turn you on." Akaito said fondly. "Now, let me turn you on, more and more..."
"Alright, Adele." Dell said.
From that moment on, Akaito was no longer Akaito. Rather, his name was Adele, which meant "to be on top of Dell".
THE END
Author's Note: Lol sorry about this lousy parody.