It was the middle of some minute, in the middle of some hour, in the middle of some day, in the middle of some week, in the middle of some month, in the middle of some year. Then again, a lot of minutes were in the middle of all that. But in the middle of said minute was all those people that previously happened in these things. Except Silver. He was busy in the middle of some other minute, many minutes ahead of this minute. But other than that guy, all those other people were in the middle of this one particular minute. Another thing that they would soon be in the middle of was an orgy.

They were doing orgies regularly now, for they were really awesome and stuff. Also Knuckles hadn't shoved any lamps up his ass since that time when he shoved a lamp up his ass, so they figured that probably wasn't going to be a problem anymore. So they were all getting ready and getting their orgy supplies out and moving some stuff that they didn't want to get messy from all the sex and stuff.

And then Tails finally showed up. He had a thing.

"Dude," he began. "You've gotta see this shit!" He then held out the thing. "What even is this, man?"

It was a lava lamp. It was currently unplugged, but it had been on for a few hours immediately before so it was still doing stuff and at a temperature that would make holding it very uncomfortable.

Sonic sighed as he opened the box of dildos and stuff, for he knew this could somehow lead to something. He didn't know what, but he knew something would happen. "Tails, that's a lava lamp."

"It's just so amazing, man..." Tails began to tear up from the beauty of the colors.

"You should really put that down somewhere," Rouge commented as she placed another box of dildos on the floor, "holding a hot lava lamp for that long really can't feel good."

"But dudes, these colors are so beautiful..." replied Tails as his hands were painfully burned via holding a lava lamp that had only been unplugged for a few minutes.

So Rouge went and grabbed some oven mitts and put the lava lamp on a nearby table and plugged it in. "We should really have an intervention for his drug problem."

"Probably," said Sonic as he walked by with a third box of dildos.

It was at that moment that a bunch of time travel sounds began to occur and then stopped occurring. Silver was now in the room.

"SILVER!" Amy yelled, and then excitedly ran towards him all excitedly and stuff. "You showed up just in time for our orgy!"

Silver was mildly surprised. "You've been having orgies without me?"

"Well how the fuck were we supposed to invite you?" Sonic questioned. "You live in the future! How would we even contact you?"

"Oh yeah, about that," began Silver, "can I stay here for a while? The world's being taken over by aliens in the future, and I really don't want to die."

Sonic sighed. "Of course it is. Sure, why not?"

"Great! I'll go get my things!"

"Put your stuff in another room, we're gonna have an orgy in this one," wordified Rouge as she brought in another box of dildos.

And then Silver went off back to the future to get his stuff. He then proceeded to come back and dump everything in the living room and then walk back to whatever room this stuff is happening in. Probably a bedroom or something. I should probably know what room this is happening in, since I'm the one writing it. Eh, let's just go with it being a bedroom.

And then Shadow walked in with a bunch of lube and condoms. "YOU!" he yelled all suddenly while pointing at Silver. "I FORGOT YOUR NAME!"

"The name's Silver, and I'm living with this sexy bunch of people now," he explained respondingly.

"Well, than you BETTER PRACTICE SAFE SEX!" Shadow then gave Silver some condoms. "Some people think they're too cool for condoms. BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT SYPHILIS WANTS YOU TO THINK! AND NO ONE WANTS SYPHILIS!"

"Oh yeah, syphilis fucking sucks," agreed Silver.

So eventually the room was full of boxes of dildos, and there was a bunch of lube and condoms and stuff. Everything was set up for an orgy. It was at that point that Knuckles finally showed up with pizza and cheese fries.

"Hey, I got the food you asked me to get!" he declared as he held the food and stuff.

A sigh happened from Sonic. "Knuckles, we didn't want food, we wanted paper towels. You can't clean up cum with pizza!"

"Not with that attitude," commented Silver. He did like the idea of jizz pizza. Jizza.

"Oh." Things were silent for a few seconds. "Wait, we're having an orgy tonight?"

"We already talked about this hours ago," Sonic frustratedly said, "and now we don't have enough paper towels to clean everything!"

Rouge shrugged. "We can get the paper towels later. Let's just get started now."

And thus began the orgy.

It was a very orgyish orgy. Things were happening with dicks and whipped cream. Tails was licking Shadow's face and received some fisting. Except the licking wasn't sexual, Tails was just really high and decided to lick Shadow, and the fisting was forcefully directed at Tails' face. So then Tails went over to Sonic and Rouge, and the licking got a lot more sexual. Also there was buttsex too.

Knuckles stood in the middle of the room, observing all the sex. He wasn't entirely sure what to do.

'What do I do?' he thought to himself thoughtfully. 'Everyone else is already doing things! I should be doing things!'

He then noticed Shadow sitting in the corner, shoving his own personal dildo up his ass.

Knuckles suddenly found himself having an idea. 'I know! I'll shove something up my ass!' He began to look around the room to see if there was anything to shove up his ass. There was a bed and some other standard bedroom stuff, and a bunch of people having an orgy, and a couple dozen boxes of dildos and other sex supplies.

'IS THERE NOTHING TO SHOVE UP MY ASS?' Knuckles was now panicking, for he hadn't found anything to shove up his ass. But then he noticed a thing. The one source of light in the room.

The lava lamp.

Knuckles began to ponder the pros and cons of the idea he had just gotten. 'It is better shaped for this than that lamp...' He then went to grab some lube.

As this happened, everyone continued to orgiate everywhere. They were switching around who was sexificating with who, and just having a good time in general. Such a good time that they didn't notice that the room's one light source was being moved.

They did, however, notice the horrific screaming that occurred shortly after. Upon stopping their orgy to see what happened, they saw Knuckles just standing there with a facial expression of intense pain, with part of the lava lamp and some lava lamp fluids and glass and stuff just sitting on the floor below him. Everyone immediately figured out what happened.

Everything was silent for a few silent moments before said silence was brokenly loudly and stuff by Sonic. "...GODDAMNIT KNUCKLES!"

Knuckles was now in a hospital bed. It was like midnight or something, which is probably not the best time to have to drive someone to the hospital. The hospital people let the others visit him, so they were showing up now.

"Hey Knuckles, how are you feeling?" asked Rouge as she walked in the room.

"My ass feels like its on fire," he replied painedly and with sadness.

"Then maybe you shouldn't have shoved a fucking lava lamp in it," Sonic said obviously. "Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking? You remember what happened with the lamp! Why would you think a lava lamp would be any better?"

"Well it looked like it was better shaped for it!" protested Knuckles.

Sonic's hands begun to magically smush themselves against his face. "Knuckles, I swear to fucking god..."

"Hey dude, you owe me a new lamp, man," Tails stated pointing outingly, for he was sad that his lava lamp was destroyed. It was a really nice lava lamp.

"I'm afraid he won't be buying any lamps anytime soon," said a sudden voice as a doctor walked in. "Greetings! I am Dr. Trustworthy!"

"Hmmmmmm," hmmmed Shadow in a way that implied he thought stuff was suspicious.

"Oh wow, an actual licensed doctor!" Silver said with excitement and stuff. "I've never seen one of these in my time."

"How's he going to be?" asked Rouge with concern.

"He is going to die!" exclaimed the doctor cheerfully. "Ha haaa haa! HA HA HA HA HAA! HAAAAAAA HAA HAAAA!"

"Oh god no," Sonic quietly said to himself a bit annoyedly.

"What?" asked Knuckles with surprise.

"YES! YOU WILL DIE!" Dr. Trustworthy then calmed down a bit. "Unless we preform surgery. Then he'll live. OR WILL HE?" And then he left the room while laughing madly.

Everyone was rather quiet. Then Knuckles said a thing. "Wow, good thing I have a doctor to help me not die! His name is even Trustworthy too!"

"I don't think he's a doctor," Shadow suddenly began to declare. "That guy is... A MURDERER!"

"Sounds about right," Rouge agreed all agreeingly. "We should probably get a different doctor."

So they went to go find a receptionist person thing.

Rouge walked over the receptionist person they found. "Hey, so we're not really comfortable with the doctor our friend got, can we get a new doctor?"

"Nah, we don't have any more doctors," the receptionist replied, "they all mysteriously disappeared shortly after we hired Dr. Trustworthy."

"Wait what?" Rouge was now significantly more concerned about this. "How many patients have died under his care?"

"All of them. He said he did what he could, but they just couldn't be saved. Like that one guy who died from the flu, and the other one whose life tragically ended when went to get their kid vaccinated. And the kid too..." She shook her head sadly. "He just couldn't do enough to save them."

Rouge decided to walk away now.

"Holy fuck, is this what the actual trained doctors here are like?" Silver asked with an equal amount of concern.

"This isn't a trained doctor, this is... A TRAINED KILLER!" declared Shadow as his fists suddenly happened.

"Dude, we should really do something about this guy," said Tails.

Sonic sighed. "Well, it's not like anyone else will do anything about this."

"Oh!" Rouge then went back to the receptionist. "Another question, what's Dr. Trustworthy's full name?"

"His name is Vear E. Trustworthy," she answered. "Really makes you want to trust him with your life, doesn't it? He's such a reliable doctor."

"Sure." And then Rouge went back over to the others and they began to plan out stuff.

It was the next morning. They'd all fallen asleep in the waiting room last night. They did some research and compiled a bunch of stuff they had learned about Dr. Trustworthy.

They had found no evidence of Dr. Trustworthy being a thing for more than a few weeks. He just showed up one day and started being a doctor.

But they were going to stop said being-a-doctorness.

Once more, Rouge went over to the receptionist. "Hey, do you know where Dr. Trustworthy is right now?"

The receptionist nodded. "Yeah, he's operating on your friend right now."

"...fuck." Rouge then walked away and sat down with a mixture of sadness and frustration. "We really should have tried to confront him earlier."

"Dude, it would suck if Knuckles died," Tails said all sadly and stuff, "he still owes me a new lava lamp. And five bucks."

"You do realize we can just hire a necromancer, right?" Sonic asked.

"Oh yeah. Man, I was really worried I wouldn't get that five bucks back."

It was at that point that the doctor returned from the surgery. He was stained with blood and clutched a heart in his hand.

"I have some bad news!" he exclaimed happily.

There was a bit of sighing and disappointment from everyone, as well as horrified screaming from Amy. "NOOOOOOOOOO! KNUUUUUUUUUUCKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" She then began sobbing in the most dramatic way possible. "YOUR DICK WAS SO WEIRD! IT TURNED ME ON SO MUCH!"

"You killed him on purpose!" declared Silver. "The same thing you did with all your patients! And the other doctors!"

Dr. Trustworthy began to laugh maniacally. "You cannot prove that! I AM DR. TRUSTWORTHY! I AM VERY TRUSTWORTHY!"

"Dr. Trustworthy?" Shadow began. "More like Dr. ABOUT TO BE KICKED IN THE HEAD, BITCH!" And then Shadow leaped at him dramatically and did a flip and kicked Dr. Trustworthy in the head.

The doctor guy was now in pain. "AUUGH! MY HEAD! IT'S BEEN KICKED!"

"NOW, LET'S SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE!" And then Silver tore off Dr. Trustworthy's face. Except it wasn't a face, it was a mask. There was, however, an actual face under where the mask was. And said face belonged to Robotguy. Everyone was surprised. "Oh wow, it's Skeletonguy before he started using skeletons!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Robotguy screamed. "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF ME!"

"Then maybe you shouldn't act so suspicious," Sonic said in response.

"OH MY GOD!" yelled the receptionist. "Dr. Trustworthy was this guy the whole time?"

Tails nodded confirmingly. "Yeah dude, he's been doctoring like that so he could, like, kill a bunch of people or whatever."

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" he declared in response.

"...did you really just say the meddling kids thing?" Sonic asked in disbelief. "You've just been caught pretending to be a doctor so you could kill people, and you almost immediately decide to quote Scooby Doo?"

"Yes. Yes I did. BECAUSE IT IS TRUE! NO ONE SUSPECTED A THING UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!" Robotguy was then dragged away by hospital security people.

"Well, that happened," said Rouge after no one said anything for a moment. "At least Knuckles shoving a lava lamp up his ass inadvertently helped this hospital."

So then they got Knuckles' body and went off to find a necromancer.

After hiring someone to bring Knuckles back to life, they were all walking home and stuff.

"Wow, I helped help a hospital?" Knuckles was really happy that his actions led to good stuff. Also he was happy that he stopped being dead.

"All you did was shove a lava lamp up your ass," Sonic replied in the kind of tone that suggested he was still annoyed at Knuckles.

"Well, technically we wouldn't have been at the hospital if he hadn't done that," Rouge pointed out. "Still though, stop shoving lamps up your ass. It's put you in the hospital twice now."

"Still owe me a replacement one too, dude," Tails also pointed out. He really wanted a new lava lamp.

"Another thing you shouldn't attempt to shove up your ass is a homemade vibrator made out of old metal and a car battery," added Silver inputtingly.

"Ooh, that sounds like it's really fun to use!" bageled Amy with stuffness.

Silver's head began to move back and forth in a way that suggested no or something. "Yeah, no, it almost killed me."

And then they reached the house place. Upon opening the door, they found someone sitting on the couch. She looked kind of like an espeon, and next to her were a few notebooks and a DS with a car battery taped to it.

She looked over to them when they entered the house. "Silver! There you are! I have made a strange discovery!"

"Wow, I have no idea who you are!" yelled Knuckles.

Sonic also had no idea who this person was. "Who the fuck are you?"

"This is Blaze," answered Silver, "I brought her with me from the future because I didn't want her to die."

"Oh."

"Yes, hello, anyway!" Blaze then turned towards Silver seriously and held out the DS. It had a copy of Pokemon Platinum in it, and it showed stuff. "Look at this Roselia I caught earlier! The colors are all wrong and it sparkles in battle! What could this mean?"

"Dude! It's a shiny!" Tails said all excitedly.

Blaze was surprised at this. "A what?"

"A shiny. It's when the colors are different. They're really rare," explained Sonic.

"How do you people know these things? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?" demanded Blaze with a bunch of loudness.

"The internet. It's really easy to find this stuff online," he continued to explain.

"There's an easily accessible source of this information here?" She was now getting really annoyed. "I have had to spend years researching this game and cataloging everything, and I still have large gaps of unknown information! And you're telling me that people of this time can just find it easily and effortlessly?"

"Well, yeah," Sonic answered.

"Wait, you spent years playing this one game and writing everything down?" Rouge asked all suddenly. "You didn't even have more than one Pokemon game to play?"

"There's more than just this one?" Blaze also asked in a more respondingly way. Rouge nodded in response and Blaze was all surprised. "The past is strange."

"And it's not being destroyed by aliens!" Silver suddenly declared.

So then they all ate the pizza and cheese fries Knuckles brought home the night before, and everyone was happy and alive. Although Sonic was less happy later on because he realized that they never got paper towels and the bedroom was still all messy and stuff from the orgy. But at least no one was dead other than all the people Robotguy killed.