Many years ago in some kind of distant past, something happened. A lot happened, actually. Most of it was completely unrelated to the current bunch of stuff that was happening. Except for every single happening that resulted in an outdoor mall happening. Those were extremely related. Except for the ones that weren't, which was all of them. Except for one of them. The events that occurred at some point in some place that resulted in one specific outdoor mall were the only events of the past that had any importance or meaning.

And eventually there was some kind of not the distant past. Instead it was some kind of distant present. And there were three people standing somewhere in an outdoor mall of extreme relevance.

"Holy fuck this is a lot of people who aren't dead!" Silver declared, for the mall had a lot of people and a large amount of them were very alive.

"Yeah, there's a lot of those around here," Rouge said in a respondingy way.

"Okay, but what if they were dead," said Blaze, "and this entire place was nothing more than smouldering rubble and burned corpses?"

Rouge just stared at her for a moment. "...no."

"Well, aren't you quite a killjoy," Blaze stated with some kind of unhappiness of some kind.

"Relax Blaze, there's still ways to have fun without murder," said Silver all supportingy or motivationally or encouragingy or some kind of word kind of vaguely like all that that I can't remember right now. I should probably look up the word I'm thinking of at some point. "Imagine: a huge-as-fuck orgy. Right here. Right now."

There was a sigh that violently burst forth from Rouge's face. "Guys, can we not get arrested today?"

"Pfff, arrested?" Silver's face made an expression that suggested that the idea of him getting arrested was ridiculous. "How will the police arrest me... when I'm already banging them?"

It was at that moment that Rouge noticed the multiple police officers that were currently having sex with Silver. Blaze also noticed but she didn't really care. "...well okay then I guess that's happening now," said Rouge after a moment of not saying that.

And then they all went into outdoor mall's Walmart while Silver casually continued to have sex with multiple police officers. People were kind of concerned about that, but they couldn't call the police due to the fact that the police were a major part of the sexing that was happening so that was just a thing that they couldn't stop.

"Pah!" declared some random old guy in the place. "I bet you aren't even married to any of those officers!"

Silver's face angled itself towards the guy and his eyes directed themselves at him. "Married? The only one I'm married to... is premarital sex."

"GASP!" gasped the old guy in extreme horror before fainting dramatically while Silver enthusiastically 69ed with one of the police officers on the floor in the middle of a Walmart.

Rouge just kind of slowly turned towards Blaze. "So... anything you want to buy?"

Blaze stared at the old guy on the floor all unconscious and stuff. "How much would this man cost?"

"...Blaze, the customers aren't for sale."

"Good, this simplifies things," said Blaze as she grabbed the old guy via the magic of hands and grabbing.

Rouge then decided to intervene and also take her to the game sectiony place thing of games and she showed Blaze a bunch of pokemon stuff and she bought the stuff because entertainmentiness and she also got that one mystery dungeon thing that was explorers of sky because it's also fun and nice and not gates to infinity because fuck gates to infinity and also because Blaze didn't have a 3DS yet. Also Silver bought a vibrator.

And then everyone left the Walmart and the police officers stopped having sex with Silver just after that, since they had jobs and stuff and you can't just have sex all day. Unless that is your job. In that case it's probably a good idea to have a bunch of sex. You should also be careful of STDs though. Remember kids, STDs suck and no one wants them. Unless you have like some kind of weird STD fetish. But I don't recommend acting on that due to the fact that it's a terrible idea and also a really unfortunate fetish to have.

Anyway, everyone was outside. Then they were inside. Inside a frozen yogurt place.

"This is quite a nice desert," said Blaze as she looked at a really neat picture of a desert that was hung on the wall of the place. "The yogurt is good too. Seems like it's missing something though..."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," Silver responsively stated. "This coconut is nice, but a better flavor would be..." He put on a pair of sunglasses. "...penis colada."

It was at that moment that Blaze noticed something out of the corner of her eye. Something horrible. She then immediately followed the something into the bathroom.

Horrific screaming was suddenly happening from the bathroom.

Rouge was immediately extremely concerned and she was kind of just staring at the entrance to the bathroom.

Blaze then happened out of the bathroom before grabbing her frozen yogurt and happening back into the bathroom before anything could be said. And then she came back again. The yogurt was covered in blood.

"Blaze, what the fuck did you just do?" asked Rouge very suddenly and quickly.

"It was necessary," Blaze said all simply and stuff. "He needed to die, and this yogurt needed his blood."

Rouge immediately went over to the bathroom for investigationiness. She then came back quite relieved. "Oh thank god, it was only some disgusting clown..."

An amazed gasp happened from Silver. "You killed a disgusting clown?" And then he also went off to the bathroom to stare at disgusting clown corpse. More loudness happened from the bathroom. "HOLY FUCK! HE IS DEAD!"

"Did someone just say the clown is dead?" asked some random person who had suddenly burst through the doors of the frozen yogurt place.

"Yeah, Blaze just killed him!" declared Silver as he emerged from the bathroom and gestured towards Blaze.

"So it is true!" The random person then unburst through the doors. "EVERYONE! THAT HORRIBLE CLOWN HAS AT LAST BEEN SLAIN!"

A large crowd began to cheer excitedly at this news. People were now rushing into the frozen yogurt place so they could see the corpse and take selfies with it while they had the chance. Also people were throwing a big sudden party too.

After a moment of watching all this happen, Rouge shrugged and joined in on the celebratory celebrationing. It was a really nice celebrationy party thing. There was a bunch of frozen yogurt due to part of it happening in a frozen yogurt place.

And everything was nice.

"Hmmm, this will certainly increase the property value quite a bit," said some kind of rich guy who was standing near Rouge and also Blaze and Silver. "Good thing I purchased this property just before this happened."

"Wait, the frozen yogurt place or the entire mall?" Rouge questionated at the guy, for she wanted the answer to it.

The guy then laughed. "Pffff, mall. I'd rather call it... my new future mansion!"

A feeling of surprise immediately happened. "Wait WHAT?"

The rich guy felt inexplicably extremely personally offended by that. "DID YOU JUST FUCKING RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, PEASANT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? I AM BIG THE MOTHERFUCKING CAT! I AM THE RICHEST FISHERMAN IN THE WORLD! I CAN PAY PEOPLE TO TAKE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY, HOLD THEM FOR RANSOM, AND BRIBE THE COPS INTO DOING NOTHING! ALL WITH ONE GODDAMN PHONE CALL!"

"...okay then, but why a mansion?" questioned Rouge after a moment of nervous staring. "Wouldn't it be more profitable to just run the mall?"

"But I don't want to run a mall, I want another mansion! Do you think I want to have live with just six mansions? I want seven! SEVEN MANSIONS!" Big then walked away and went over and also into to a limo parked nearby. "FROGGY! DRIVE ME TO MANSION ONE!"

And so the small, nonanthropomorphic frog in the driver's seat began to drive away somehow. The limo was then immediately parked outside a mansion right across the street from the mall.

Everything was silent for a moment. Except for the loud party noises that were happening. Because those were still very happening all over the mall currently. Eventually the not-silence was broken by Rouge.

"Man, what an asshole!" she declared. But then there was an idea and she turned towards Silver and Blaze. "...hey, how into robbing and killing someone would you guys be?"

"Very," replied Blaze with a bunch of interest.

Silver was less interested than Blaze, but still kind of interesting "Could be interesting."

"Good, because I'm not letting him buy this mall! We buy a lot of things from here, and I will not let some rich guy take this from poor people like us!" Rouge speeched dramatically.

"Enough income for eight mostly unemployed people to comfortably live in a house together counts as poor?" Blaze asked in a way that was also a bit pointing-outish.

Rouge's face did a thing that would suggest her thoughts were somewhere in the general area of '...oh yeah.' "...look, do you wanna kill a guy or not?"

That was what all of them wanted to do. And thus, that was what would be done.

The three stood inside the mansion. Everything was silent. Then it stopped being silent as a result of Rouge.

"...what the fuck?"

Everything was wet. Everything was water-damaged. Everything was flooded.

There were seven couches arranged into a pile on the floor. There were seven chairs arranged into a pile on the floor. There were seven tables arranged into a pile on the floor. There were seven doll heads arranged into a pile on the floor. There were seven lamps arranged into a pile on the floor. There were seven shelves arranged into a pile on the floor. There were seven mirrors arranged into a pile on the floor.

There were seven piles arranged into a circle on the floor.

None of them needed to say anything else, for none of them really had much to say that would add anything.

The walls of the hallway leading out of the room had seven paintings of something. Something. Something no one understood, as if it were some kind of angsty teenager going through an emo phase, and the angsty kid was all like 'ugh, whatever' and their parents were all like 'DON'T YOU UGH, WHATEVER ME' and the kid was all like 'IT'S NOT A PHASE DAD! THIS IS WHO I AM!'. Except one of them was just a photo of a fish, which didn't really add much to the weird atmosphere.

All the other rooms were very similar to the first room. Seven piles of seven objects arranged into a circle in the middle of a flooded floor. A flooded floor of absolute terrifyingness and death. And wetness.

But eventually there was another room. And this room was full of rocks. Seriously, there were a lot of rocks. Some were rather fancy too. It was like some kind of geological exhibit. Except it wasn't a geological exhibit. It was a flooded mansion full of piles of seven things.

But there were more than seven piles this time. Still arranged in a circle though. But man, there were a lot of piles.

And in the middle of this giant circle of piles of rocks... was a pile of rocks. But these rocks weren't like the other rocks. While the other rocks wore short skirts, these rocks wore t-shirts. While the other rocks were cheer captains, these rocks were on the bleachers. They dreamed of the day you'd wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time.

Also they were really fancy. Seriously, these rocks were just so fancy and stuff.

"Valuables! Finally!" excitedly wordified Rouge as she began to shove a bunch of rocks into the bags that were brought along for shoving things into.

But after all the rocks were in the bags, a horrifying thing was then realized.

Big had been sleeping on top of the fancy rocks in the middle of the room the entire time. He wasn't on top of the rocks now though. And now he wasn't asleep anymore either.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?" he yelled in a loud voice, for he was very startled and stuff.

"We're here..." Silver then put on a pair of sunglasses. "...to... uh... fuck, I forgot to think of the rest of this one-liner. Anyway, we're gonna kill you for some reason."

"We are here to save that outdoor mall in the name of convenient shopping!" declared Rouge with great dramaticness. "And also justice probably?"

Silver made some kind of not as happy as they could be leg gestures. "Well I wouldn't call that a one-liner, but I guess that works."

"Kill me?" Laughter then began to violently erupt forth from Big's face, as if it were some kind of lava violently erupting forth from someone's face. "Kill me? YOU CAN'T KILL ME! NOT WHEN I HAVE THE FANCY RO- WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FANCY ROCKS?"

"We took them," began Blaze with menacingness. "And now we will take your life." She then began to begin to murder him.

"WAIT!" yelled Silver all suddenly. "I HAVE A ONE-LINER NOW!"

Everyone then paused for a moment to hear the one liner.

"I hope you saved your receipt..." Another pair of sunglasses then happened on Silver's face. "...because your life's about to get returned. Okay, there we go, now we can get back to killing him."

Blaze sighed a mildly annoyed sigh before turning back towards Big, and then Big was suddenly on fire. This wasn't a random thing though, since Blaze was making that a thing that was happening. And that fire was the fire that resulted in death somehow despite the water that was everywhere.

And so they all grabbed the bags of rocks and ran out of the building, which was now very on fire and very falling apart due to being on fire, and then they drove home. Absolutely no one in the world cared that Big was dead due to the fact that everyone was still celebrating the death of that evil disgusting clown. And thus, there were no consequences to their violation of like four different laws.

The end.