Heyo, figured I'd frontload. Busy with another story and college and all, get some content out while I can.
Welcome back to Naryuto! Finishing up the exposition here, and we'll get onto the good stuff soon! Some girl action and onto the real story starting next chapter! As always, I don't own Naruto or basically anything. Woot.
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"If I'm not a demon, then why does nobody love me?" he cried, before going limp in his grandfather-figure's arms. As more and more became aware of what had happened, a colossal wave of sorrow washed over the village. There was no denying it.
Naruto...was dead.
The crowd was silent, as if they were placed in some strange genjutsu. Because they were. Even the ANBU, Shikaku Nara, and the notable Jounin were caught in the spell. Noticing the spike in chakra, The Professor moved to release the genjutsu on his village, but his mobility had been a victim of old age. Even though he was still one of the fastest men alive, he was no match for a S-rank nin anymore, and thus fell victim to the assailant that landed in front of him.
"KOTOAMATSUKAMI! (distinguished heavenly gods)" 'please forgive me, Hokage-sama'
"Not the trip home that you expected, ne Itsumi-chan?" asked a second shadow that flew down to join the identified Ichizokugoroshi no Itsumi, the Clan-Killer Uchiha (AN: Told ya to expect F Itachi). She received a glare, to which she put her hands up in defense. "Sorry, I know that's rough territory. Anyways, we came here to capture the Kyuubi's jinchuuriki but...clearly that didn't go as planned."
"...hn." was the only reply she got. Itsumi Uchiha was too busy staring at the prone figure of Naruto, a look of remorse on her face. 'gomenasai Minato-Sensei. Kushina-Sensei. Kakashi-taichou and I let you down. We all let you down...'
"You seem rather attached to him Itsumiiin...I understand why though, even I'm sort of drawn to him. He reminds me so much of Muku."
Itsumi glanced at her partner, her white hair covering her Kusagakure headband with a horizontal line scratched in, a green bandana tied around her arm. "You're right, Ryuzetsu-chan. Our parents were very very close...back when I was in ANBU, I was assigned as his protector. I grew to see him as the little brother I never had" she bit out.
(AN: Yep. Sasuke is Sasuki (but why did I say Sasuke-teme in the last chapter? HMMM. Haha, we'll see ;) The Uchiha sisters and Haku are the only genderbends though, don't worry. Oh and Ryuzetsu is from the Naruto: Blood Prison movie if ya need to look her up, though her story's altered a TINY bit)
"Looks like I'm going to have to accelerate my plans far before I had anticipated. Ryu-chan...you're loyal to me, right? Even if I were to betray Akatsuki?" she asked, shocking her partner before the latter composed herself.
"Ne, Sumi-Chan, do you remember when I first joined? You were the one who saved me from the Blood Prison when my foolish plan for vengeance blew up in my face and it seemed as if the world was ending. I still have nightmares of Satori, you know. I only pray that nobody else would have to see and fight that demon." she explained, shuddering at the mere mention of her haunted past. "Anyways, the ONLY reason I joined Akatsuki was to travel and fight alongside you. You're practically my sister, Itsumi-nee." she exclaimed with a pump of her fist and a winking smile, causing the normally stoic Uchiha to chuckle.
"Arigatou Ryu-nee" she said with a teasing tone, before becoming serious. "Listen, we are leaving the Akatsuki's evil scheme. Let's start by destroying our rings, that'll help set them back and hopefully free us from their grasp." They both tossed their rings in the air, forming handseals as they spoke:
"Katon: Onidori! (fire release: demon lantern)" "Katon: Karyu Endan! (fire release: fire dragon bullet)"
A small flame ghost and a gigantic fire dragon consumed their respective rings as Ryuzetsu sweatdropped "Um...isn't that..um...extreme overkill, Uchi-chan?"
"...I always hated Akatsuki...and stop changing nicknames every time you address me."
"But they're clever" she said with a pout.
"I WILL use Tsukuyomi on you if you don't shut the fuck up." she glared, immediately silencing the white-haired beauty as she looked down...and pouted even more. With a sigh, Itsumi continued explaining their situation. "We're turning on some of the most powerful ninja alive. Orochimaru did so in the past and he wasn't pursued to a great extent, but just in case, there is someone we can ally ourselves with to bolster our chances of living safely."
"Oh? Who who who?" she asked, bouncing around as if she were a kid trying to predict a Christmas present.
"Jiraiya of the Sannin. I was his contact in Akatsuki."
"WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T JUST A RANDOM CHANGE OF HEART?! YOU WERE A SPY THE ENTIRE TIME AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?"
"...duh."
Ryuzetsu did a fantastic fish impression and after five minutes of letting the shock fade, just filed it under her list of crazy ninja shit. "Okay whatever, so we meet him and then what?"
"The three of us train Naruto, take jobs for money, I really don't know. He'll know what to do." Itsumi said, stretching her sore limbs.
"Oh okay, sounds like a pla- WAIT WHAT HE'S DEAD WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE CAN'T...revive...him...Oh hell naw" Ryuzetsu trailed off seeing Itsumi's serious look. "You're really giving your eye for him?"
"Hai, when I implanted Shisui's powerful eye, I kept my other Sharingan eye in a seal just in case. Who knew I'd be using it for such a thing..and so early. Anyways, you know the drill right? We talked about this before in case we ever lost an important comrade."
"Yeah yeah yeah, if you are present and ready right at the time of the death, you can use the Izanagi straight up to bend reality to your will, but that doesn't work if it's been even minutes since the death or if you haven't seen it personally. In that case I use my Dragon Life Reincarnation which would normally kill me, but throughout the process, you use your Izanagi to reverse my death. Ya know I'll follow you in anything, but if you mess up it's my neck on the line, why are we - and by we I mean me - risking so much for a no-name brat? He lost the Kyuubi already, what's special about him?" the Kusa nin asked out of curiosity.
"He's the unknown child of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki." Itsumi casually said as if it was common knwoledge.
"Hmm...where have I heard those names before..." Ryuzetsu pondered before her gaze turned towards the Hokage Monument, causing her jaw to drop yet again. Yep. She pulled out the list of crazy ninja shit and a pencil. "Sigh...fine, fine, you ready Itsumi-chan?"
"Always." she replied, activating her Sharingan.
"Sigh. Let's just get this over with." Ryuzetsu and Itsumi gave each other a swift nod before molding amounts of chakra that would take out the entirety of an average jounin's reserves for their respective jutsu.
"Ryumei Tensei! (Dragon life reincarnation)" Ryuzetsu shouted, as she began to glow with a bright white aura, before channeliing chakra and life force into Naruto. Meanwhile, as the Uchiha began to clear her mind and concentrate her chakra into her eye, she was carefully monitoring her partner's vitals with the mandatory basic medical training that Itsumi received back in ANBU. 'almost...almost...he's almost revived which mean's she's almost dead...almost...Ryuzetsu you fucking tank die you bitch...almost...jesus can she revive a person without losing her life, that's overpowered as fuck. Fuck. Wait FUCK she's dying here we go' "Izanagi!" and just like that, the dying Ryuzetsu was pulled back into the real world due to the distortion of reality.
Panting, the two girls high-fived each other before turning to the young boy. An unspoken question was tossed onto the discussion table as the two communicated with their eyes. They each balled their fists and attacked each other.
"RAAAAAAGH ITSUMI!"
"RYYUUUUUZETSUUUUUUUU!"
"JAN!"
"KEN"
"PO!"
"You're a bitch." muttered Ryuzetsu with a sour expression on her face and an unconscious Naruto on her back.
"Hey, I'm the cripple here" Itsumi said, as she glanced over with her eye. Singular. "Plus rock beats scissors" she said, sticking her tongue out at her comrade. "I'm writing to Jiraiya right now, stop distracting me."
"Stop distracting me" Ryuzetsu mimicked, before she noticed her luggage shifted. Signaling her partner and walking to a nearby tree for shelter, she set the boy down against the trunk and stood in front, as Itsumi knelt down beside him.
Naruto woke up disoriented. "Where am I?" he shook his head, his eyes adjusting to the light. He glanced forward and saw a woman with a gorgeous figure, her white silky hair shining in the sun. "An angel...I must be dead" he said to himself, earning a blush from the woman that he was too groggy to notice.
"No, you're very much alive, Naruto." came a voice from his right, causing him to turn and see the girl next to him.
"Weasel-chan?" he questioned, earning a nod from the shocked Uchiha.
"Hai, but how did you know Naru-kun?" she asked, noting the fact that he winced at the nickname.
"I don't know...you just felt...familiar I guess? And I connected it to the presence of the ANBU that always saved me when I was younger." 'so he's a sensor...interesting, we'll have to take this into consideration for training.' Itsumi pondered as Naruto's face suddenly lit up in realization "Oh, and Weasel-Chan?"
"Call me Itsumi-nee, I always considered you a little brother." she said as she ruffled his blonde locks.
"H-Hai, Itsumi-nee...Arigatou, I know it must have been hard protecting me all that time." he stuttered with a blush, triggering something within the stoic woman beside him 'h-he's so cute...' He soon turned to the figure looking down above him as he glanced up and down her figure, before becoming transfixed at a certain spot.
"What is it, brat?" the woman asked.
"..hm...panties..." muttered Naruto before he acquiesced to the need to sleep. Itsumi sprang to action as she tackled her partner to the ground.
"LET ME GO UCHIHA-SAMA"
"Stop changing the way you address me."
"I'M GOING TO"
"You're not going to kill him."
"BUT SUUUUU-CHAAAN!" she screamed in exasperation.
"TSUKUYOMI!" she growled, her comrade falling with an "Eep!" and a thud. With a sigh, she sealed the message she had been working on before conjuring a crow. "Take this to Jiraiya-sama" she said, before turning to her two friends. She shook her head and started to walk towards her destination, summoning two shadow clones without handsigns to carry the two that were knocked out. "Yep," she said glancing up to the sky as she reminesced about the recent events. "Some crazy ninja shit indeed."
'Dear Pervert,
Konoha has been worse to Naruto than we expected, due to circumstances I'm not completely familiar with, it seems the Kyuubi exploited Naruto's physical and mental weakness (and by weakness I mean he was tortured) in order to escape. This definitely killed him, but my partner and I were able to revive him. I have used genjutsu of extreme potency to prevent anyone seeing the revival of Naruto. In addition to this, I have used one of my trump cards on lord Sandaime. I can influence him a bit, possibly to schedule a meeting with him if we desire the integration of myself and Naruto back into Konoha. It's up to him though, I doubt he wants to return to such a place. Anyways, the details of our jutsu will not be disclosed in this letter just in case, but know that I will be seeking a medic-nin's help for surgery. I wonder if Tsunade-sama is available? Regardless, due to the recent events I found it prudent to remove myself from Akatsuki. I will meet you in the ruins of Uzushiogakure no Sato at noon on October 13th. Its remote location will be beneficial for numerous reasons.
-Crow'
"Hm...seems like this period of peace will be short lived." 'damn Konoha...what's Sarutobi-sensei thinking?' thought the toad hermit, infuriated by the fact that Minato and Kushina's last will hadn't been seen through. He, and all of the others who made a vow, had failed them. "Sorry ladies, you'll have to make do without me. I have business to attend to." he said, losing his goofy perverse demeanor as he vanished from the brothel.
October 13th, Three days after Naruto's death
"Oi oi, what is this place? Why are we here?" questioned a confused blonde brat.
"This, Naruto, is your home. You mentioned that you knew of your heritage?" Itsumi asked, earning a nod. "Well, welcome to the land of the Uzumaki, Uzushiogakure. This ruined temple is part of the remains of the village, when it was attacked jointly by Kumo, Kiri, and Iwa. As for why we're here..." she sighed, running a finger through her long, shiny raven locks. "we're supposed to meet Jiraiya of the Sannin, your godfather and protector of Konoha. Once we fill him in, he should be able to help us train you and find a way to carry on with our lives.
"Well where is he?" he huffed out.
"He's probably distracted, chasing after some girls. Sigh. That pervert." muttered Itsumi.
"Some protector of Konoha he is." chimed Ryuzetsu, a look of disgust on her face. She hated perverts. 'hmm...panties' she shook her head with a blush. She should hate the blonde brat for peeking on her! Even if it was an accident! But...she couldn't help but almost...find him cute...with his foxy smile...his thick blonde hair...AARGGGH! She shouldn't have used Ryumei Tensei! How was she supposed to know that she binds her soul and heart to him too? God, if she feels this way now, what happens when he grows up? Will she fall in lo-
Her thoughts were interrupted when Naruto growled. "Protecting konoha...like they deserve what he does...what I..did." he bitterly spat out.
"Oi, Naruto. A lot of us have given up a lot for the sake of the village." said the Uchiha.
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SUFFERING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE TO PROTECT THEM ONLY FOR THEM TO SCORN YOU?" he exploded.
"SHUT UP BRAT! I DO, IN FACT I FIT THAT DESCRIPTION TO THE LETTER! WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT SUFFERING? LET ME SHOW YOU! TSUKUYOMI!"
"...wh-where are we?"
"My memories...just watch" said Itsumi, causing Naruto to turn back to the room in front of him...and seeing another Itsumi.
"Shisui! Don't do it!" cried the Itsumi illusion.
"No, it's not safe for my eye to still exist...I've been greatly weakened, and am now left vulnerable, ripe for the picking. Damn that Danzo...beware Itsumi-chan, for Konoha is going to live through dark times." he began, taking a deep breath before swiftly jamming his fingers into his eyesocket, and pulling out his unique sharingan eye, letting a loud scream of pain out. Naruto promptly lost his lunch. "I hope this helps you in your journey, cousin. It was an honor to fight beside you as my best friend" he said, creating a storage seal before tossing it to Itsumi. "Goodbye."
"WAIT SHISUI NO DON'T-" she screamed before he smiled at her, falling backwards down the cliff, the only sounds in the forest being the roaring waterfall behind them...and somehow, with a piercing sound much louder to Naruto than the powerful force of nature...were Itsumi's sobs.
They then flashed to a dark room, showing a young Itsumi holding a sword to her father's back
"Itsumi-chan, I see you have made your decision. I understand your position, and while I do not agree, I am proud of you. You have grown up to be a beautiful an powerful ninja." one Fugaku Uchiha stated, a smile gracing his normally passive face. "I could not ask for a better daughter" he said, a tear escaping his eyes. Itsumi was visibly shaking, tears streaming down her face as she used her other hand to cover her mouth, preventing her sobs from reaching his ears. As if fate wasn't cruel enough already, Fugaku heard this and sighed. "Itsumi! Do not fret! We are ninja! We are prepared to die. Prepared to kill."
"H-hai..Otou-san..." she cried, plunging her sword into his back, piercing him through his heart.
"That's...my girl..." he said, falling down with a thud. Her father was dead. By her hands. Just as she was about to turn, she heard the door open.
"Kaa-san...you shouldn't be here" Itsumi said with an empty, yet horrified expression on her face as she pointed her shortsword at her mother.
"Hai...you need to kill me too, right? I wasn't involved with the coup, but I did see this. Ne, Itsumi." she said, crying due to seeing her eldest daughter's broken state. "I'm not mad at you, just as your father wasn't...it's just the opposite. Please, take care of your sister" she said, stepping towards her. "I love you, my beautiful baby girl. I only wish you didn't have to suffer alone." She pushed herself onto her daughter's blade, smearing the blood on Itsumi's ANBU armor as she brought her into a hug. "Be strong, love. Always remember, your father and I will be watching. And you...won't..be...alone." she muttered, her life leaving her.
"No...NOOOOO!" Itsumi screamed, dropping the blade, and the only thing holding her mother up. They fell to the ground together, as she grabbed her head with a horrified - no, traumatized look on her face, and screamed.
"G-gomenasai Itsumi-nee. I had no idea...you were the one who massacred the Uchiha...I didn't know...just like a lot of things" he bawled as he clenched his fist. "I don't know what it's like to lose family, because I didn't really have one...but even though you lost yours, doesn't mean you don't have one now!" he exclaimed, wiping his tears.
"It's okay Naruto, you didn't know" she said, wiping her tears as well. No matter how strong she may be, she couldn't go through that without being emotionally devastated. Nobody could. "But what do you mean by that last part, Naruto?"
"You said it yourself, right Itsumi-nee? I'm going to be your brother, and I'll protect you and your heart til the day I die!" he said with a bright smile, causing the normally stoic girl to blush.
"..t-thank you..Naruto...kun." she said with a smile, as Naruto suddenly had a realization. Her mother talked about Itsumi having a sister..but that would mean...'Sasuke is a girl?! No fucking way!' thought Naruto, crying at the scene in front of him but still astute enough to pick up on that. 'explains why he...er...she never responded to any girls. WAIT, I KISSED A GIRL!?' he thought before Ryuzetsu interrupted.
"Alright you two, stop with the sap, the old man has arrived" chimed Ryuzetsu, having sensed a massive chakra signature in the temple.
"About time, Ero-sama. What took you so long? I said noon." said Itsumi with a glare.
"I got...um...sidetracked. Yeah. Sidetracked." muttered Jiraiya sheepishly.
"Whatever, Jiraiya-sama, let me fill you in on what happened." began Itsumi...
-two minutes later-
"FUCKING HELL!" Jiraiya seethed. "DAMN UNGRATEFUL WORMS! Will of fire my ass, when I GET TO THEM"
"Hold up Jiraiya-sensei, I was just as mad as you. But we need to look forward...I trust Naruto doesn't want to return to Konoha?" getting a firm nod and a scowl from the boy. "As of right now, the common belief is that Naruto is dead. I have placed an exceptionally strong and lasting genjutsu on the Sandaime, so if we want to meet with him..."
"Hai, and I can contact Tsunade and your sister, we can travel together and-"
"That won't be necessary, father" said Naruto, earning a shocked look. "You and Itsumi-nee, even Ryu-chan are enough family for me. Nee-chan always protected me as a kid. And I know it was you that always sent me money to survive even when everyone overcharged me for basic necessities. Ryu-chan basically revived me and risked her life" he said, tearing up. "I don't hate my parents, and I don't hate those who didn't directly wrong me. Hokage-jiji always said 'don't waste your energy on hating others, it's an unproductive lifestyle that only hurts you.' But I'm also not going to forgive them for what they've done." he bit out, the others nodding in understanding.
"Ah shucks" Jiraiya said with a wide grin, rubbing the back of his head "I guess I do get to be a father in this lifetime after all. YOSH! We are going to train you to be the best ninja ever!" he exclaimed with a thumbs-up, causing everyone to smile, the mood effectively restored. "Gaki, channel chakra into this" said the toad sage as he used wind manipulation to float the paper to Naruto. Doing as he was instructed, he shocked the other four inhabitants (...four?!) in the temple as the chakra paper split into several pieces, with one piece wrinkling and then bursting with a spark, another literally BECOMING water, another crumbling away, and another one slightly burning and then turning to ash.
"Holy shit! An extremely strong affinity with water, wind, and lightning AND two affinities with fire and earth! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS" screamed a shocked Ryuzetsu, also expressing the thoughts on everyone's minds. Itsumi was the first to recover.
"Naruto-kun, when you identified me, you displayed an incredibly powerful sensory skill. Ryuzetsu will be training you in that, as well as Kusa ninjutsu." began the Uchiha. "Meanwhile, I will train you in fire ninjutsu and some other elemental techniques I copied with my Sharingan, as well as genjutsu."
"I taught your father, so I'm the best bet to teach you some of his techniques and mine. I'll also have the toads train you in senjutsu, and maybe even have you sign the contract." added Jiraiya.
"Contracting with the toads won't be necessary, for he has already been bound to the dragon summoning contract simply by being here." said a small dragon from behind a broken pillar, shocking the crew as it stalked forward, steadily growing to be several stories tall.
"...um...what?" asked a flabbergasted Jiraiya. "Surely, Mister Dragon, this can't be so. Aren't contracts supposed to be signed and bound by blood?" getting a huff from the dragon.
"I have been the protector of the Uzumaki clan for centuries, but the last summoner I had was Ashina Uzumaki, well before your time. I only respond to those with a pure soul, and the perseverance to match a dragon's unwavering will. After being evaluated by this decrepit yet powerful temple, I have been bound to him, and will never leave his side. As far as this proposed training session goes, I will train him in elemental ninjutsu, including unique combined transformations. I will also be teaching him Draconian Magic" stated the mighty beast. "Also, I'm female.."
"Oh yeah well I'm still the OG Ryuu in this party" Ryuzetsu joked with a goofy grin and a peace sign.
"Tsukuyomi"
"Sigh...you two brats are so immature" muttered Jiraiya, causing everyone to sweatdrop 'and you're one to talk' was the unanimous thought. Jiraiya picked up on this and had the decency to blush in embarrassment before continuing. "Itsumi, trap Naruto in a genjutsu to take control and make a blood clone for him" getting a nod as she sped through the handsigns, forming two blonde brats that stared each other down. "The blood clone will come with me and Itsumi to Mount Myoboku, the toads will also be able to help you with your eye Itsumi." he said, earning a grateful bow from the Uchiha. "Meanwhile, the original will go with Ryuzetsu to the dragon's domain. This will remove us from the Elemental Nations, both protecting us and giving the best environment to train."
"We'll make you a S-rank nin in no time at all, Naruto-kun" Itsumi said.
"Ano...Dragon-chan...wh-what's your name? It doesn't feel right addressing you in such a disrespectful way." asked Naruto, digressing with an innocent brilliance that only a child could possess.
"AHAHAHA" the dragon roared with laughter, "I see I made the right choice after all. My name is Rumi, young master. You are the only one I will allow to call me by my name." she vowed, causing a bright smile to appear on Naruto's face.
"Rumi-chan, eh? That's a beautiful name!" he beamed with so much sincerity that it was almost suffocating. And...was that dragon...blushing?
"The bulk of your training will revolve around one unique technique." Jiraiya said, interrupting the moment (AN: tch insensitive hermit).
"What's that?" Naruto asked, confused by the proposition that one thing could hold such influence over his training.
"What do you know about the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu?"
TIMESKIP, THREE YEARS OF TRAINING DONE (if I talk about the training, y'all will know what he can do. That's no fun...it's also not fun to read or write)
"Ne, Naruto-koi, which job should we take now?" Ryuzetsu asked as she turned to ask the leader of their three-man squad. Going by the name of The Heavenly Dragons (AN: Not gonna be a HS DxD crossover, just thought the name was cool), the group had made quite a name for themselves throughout the Elemental Nations. Donned in identical Draconian Masks to hide their identities, save for Naruto's with a Golden face instead of silver, they took jobs for every person and village in the Elemental nations, the only thing that mattered was the pay. Although, they maintained their morals so as to not degrade themselves into being like the Akatsuki. Although there are always two sides to ever conflict, both oftentimes believing themselves to be right, they did their best to research and do what they thought was morally correct.
"We're off to the Land of Snow" the blonde stated, his mask off revealing a handsome, manly face and deep blue eyes. He certainly grew to be a fine shinobi, standing at six feet tall and still growing. His well defined muscles where open for display, wearing only his black cargo pants and shinobi sandals and a cape around him very similar to the fourth hokage's, only it was white and blue with the kanji for "Tempest" on the back. "I hope you two have warm clothes."
As always, please review so I can see how I'm doin, make changes, get feedback, etc. And if you enjoy it, do fav/follow :)
Some notes for y'all. First off, hope my revival is alright with y'all. With regards to Izanagi, a lot of people debate whether or not it can be used to revive other people. Some agree that the sage could, since he used it to freakin make life, but Itsumi definitely isn't and that'd be OP. So I made it so she can reverse a death if she's right there when it happens, because the jutsu is one that bends reality, it shouldn't be limited to just herself.
Ages. Itachi and Ryuzetsu will be between the Rookie nine and Kakashi's group. I'm gonna call this age 20. Kakashi, Anko, Kurenai,etc are all 23ish. The Rookie nine (including Natsumi) are all 17, Naruto by the next chapter, will be 16. A young adult, which people in this age can be attracted to. I'm not going to write a pre-teen kid Naruto being a pimp, that's just "what?"
Exposition is officially over, time for the real action and romance to begin! Til next time!