Hey hey hey! First of all, thanks so much for the positive reception of this story! Sorry I couldn't update earlier, it'll be the bingo book entries for the heavenly dragons like I promised but I decided to combine it with the next chapter. If ya wanna skip it, go right ahead. I don't own Naruto, blah blah blah.

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This chapter goes fast and seems a bit rushed. Don't worry, I'll eventually re-edit these exposition chapters, but really, uni takes up too much time. That, and I want to get onto the story real quick, so I can't pay as much attention to the fine detail.

Organization: The Akatsuki

Rank: S

Description: A group of S-rank criminals from the ninja villages. Nobody knows the leader of the group, and it is unknown how many members are in it. They are recognizable by their cloaks that are black with red clouds on them. It is possible to hire them at a high price, and they do not discriminate targets. They will do anything for good money, with a high success rate. If encountered and are a solo and A rank or lower, do not engage.

Organization: The Heavenly Dragons

Rank: SS

Description: A trio of three unknown ninja, two females and a male leader. Identifiable by their draconic armor, in the fashion of differently colored scales and a dragon-head mask. They have cloaks (similar to the appearance of the yellow flash) with a moniker on the back so you know which one is which. It is possible to hire them at an extremely high price, although it is rumored that they only take jobs they have deemed morally correct. If encountered, get the fuck away. If encountered with an army, hope you're in the back line and get the fuck away.

Name: Unknown (AN: Clients that know his name keep silent out of gratitude)

Most famous moniker: The Dragon Sage

Rank: SS

Overall Skills: SS

Ninjutsu: SS+, capable of using a variety of kekkei genkai, the most powerful being a unique kekkei touta called Araton, the tempest release. Many of his techniques are capable of destroying an army, a village, and even a country. It is rumored that he has techniques even more powerful that he refuses to use, naming them Kinjutsu for whatever reason.

Genjutsu: Unknown

Taijutsu: S+

Kenjutsu: S+, possesses a sword on par with that of the seven legendary swordsmen's and has shown great skill with it, even besting Akatsuki's Juzo Biwa, an ex-member of the mist's famous group who wielded the Kubikiribocho. He also defeated Kiri's Raiga Kurosuki, wielder of the Kiba swords, in a swordfight.

Additional Skills: Has been seen with an extremely large dragon summon, hence his nickname. Unknown whether it was a consistent summon contract, a once-off skill, an illusion, or something. Be wary, wouldn't be surprising if he was capable of this.

Notes: Juzo Biwa (S), Raiga Kurosuki (S), Bakuton no Gari (S), Deidara (S), Kakuzu (S), as well as a squad from the Kinkaku Force and Puppet been seen in the company of Konoha's Jiraiya of the Sannin. If encountered, flee. If engaged, piss yourself and beg for mercy. If engaged alongside other Heavenly Dragons, you must've killed a puppy in your last life or something cuz that just sucks.

Name: Itsumi Uchiha

Most famous moniker: Sharingan no Itsumi

Rank: S

Overall Skills: S

Ninjutsu: S, capable of using fire release to a great degree. Her signature jutsu is an enhanced version of Madara Uchiha's Great Fire Annihilation, capable of destruction on par with an army. Her flames are most notable for their black tint. If she starts to use this Inferno release, do NOT attempt to counter it with water jutsu below A-rank techniques. The flames are extremely hot and persistent, and will evaporate any lesser water that comes in contact with it.

Genjutsu: SS, her mangekyou sharingan is not to be trifled with. If engaged, do NOT look her in the eyes. The genjutsu will be unbreakable that way. Even if you don't, her kekkei genkai is only one of her mediums to trap you in a genjutsu. You MUST have a partner to dispel it or else you will die.

Taijutsu: A-, taijutsu is never her preferred method of fighting. If you are fighting her in taijutsu, it's most likely her crow genjutsu and each time you defeat her, you enter a deeper level of the trap. Do NOT engage in taijutsu. That being said, her skill in taijutsu is impressive, having been trained by Maito Dai before defection from the village.

Kenjutsu: A, highly skilled swordsman from her days in Konoha's ANBU Black Ops.

Additional Skills: Her eyes allow her to use some sort of teleportation and space-time manipulation of sorts. She can even phase through attacks.

Notes: If encountered, flee unless S-rank. If encountered with another Heavenly Dragon, pray.

(Author's Note: Yeah, of course she got figured out, who else has a sharingan outside of Konoha? Sasuke...or rather, Sasuki soon (heheh)

Name: Ryuzetsu

Most famous moniker: Angel of Light

Rank: S

Overall Skills: S

Ninjutsu: S+, her Kekkei Genkai is called Dragon's Light, which is the basis for her Yang-release light attacks. She creates powerful beams of light that seem to have a high ability to burn and cut, similar to the offensive natures like fire, lightning, and wind. She is also extremely adept at using fire, water, and wind jutsu.

Genjutsu: S, she possesses the ability to use very high-level genjutsu. During the daytime, she is able to use sunlight as a medium to use a genjutsu due to her kekkei genkai, making it unavoidable.

Taijutsu: A+, very proficient in taijutsu, specializing in several forms of martial arts as a kusagakure ANBU.

Kenjutsu: Unknown

Additional Skills: Her Kekkei Genkai, Dragon's Light, is also rumored to allow her to use reincarnation jutsu, though it has never been confirmed.

Notes: Rumored to be the leader's girlfriend. Do not engage unless S-rank. And even if you are and you injure her, prepare to get your butthole destroyed by precision kinjutsu.

Alright! On to the story, yo!

Naruto woke up in his hospital bed to a loud, resounding slap. His vision still blurry, he blinked a few times as he held his burning cheek to see a crying Ryuzetsu on top of him.

"B-baka..."

~Wait what the chapter just started, why is there a flashback?!~

"NARUTOOOO!" Ryuzetsu screamed, diving into the sea, using her Onidoro skill coated with a wind and water cloak as an underwater lamp to hunt for her lover in the chilly sea. She knew something was wrong the second the shadow clone she had been fucking poofed out of existence, and immediately flashed out here using the Hiraishin that Jiraiya taught them. Thankfully, she was naked from doing the deed, so she didn't have clothes to weigh her down while swimming. Having found his body, she gave him a kiss to breathe some oxygen into him as she swam them up, and placed him on the shore and performed the brief medical ninjutsu that she did know, eternally grateful to Tsunade for her lessons when they first met up. She'll never forget that day. She knew how tough her lover's life had been, but the lack of familial love never made itself more apparent. As she healed her soulmate, she let her mind drift to their past.

~THE FUCK NOW IT'S A FLASHBACK IN THE FLASHBACK?!~

"My my if it isn't one of the Heavenly Dragons. I'm awed by your presence" came a voice from the door of their temporary HQ.

"Jiraiya-san!" said Ryuzetsu, startled by the Toad Sage's sudden appearance. "NARUTO! ITSUMI! WE HAVE A GUEST!" she shouted to the two "siblings" training outside.

Coming in with a towel around his neck, Naruto spotted the man before tackling him in a hug. "Otou-san!" he said, elated to see his father-figure before him. "I thought you were on a reconnaissance mission in Iwagakure? What brings you here?"

"Hahaha, you underestimate your sensei and father, you brat" he said with a smug grin. "Tsunade just dropped off your sister back off in Konoha for the first time ever" he started, seeing Naruto's curious, worried, and expecting look before he waved him off. "Now don't go all concerned brother on me, don't worry she's fine. She'll be treated like royalty in Konoha for reasons you already know, and Sarutobi-sensei is still there to deter Iwa. Now, she's been absolutely DYING to meet you Naruto, she actually wanted to take both of you with her but your parents thought it best if your identity was hidden, though that didn't work out...OW!" he grunted, getting smacked to the opposite side of the room where he hit the wall with a thud.

"Don't bring up bad memories for Naruto-kun" said Itsumi, sharingan blaring.

Naruto laughed at this, giving her a hug from behind, preventing him from seeing the fiery blush she now wore. Jiraiya saw this and smirked, filing the idea for his book later. "Anyways, you said she wanted to meet me? How should we go about that exactly? I am like...dead you know."

"Ah yes, I told her about your death. She nearly killed me before I explained the actual situation. Itsumi and I also visited the old man to fill him in on the situation. Let me tell you, nobody got hit harder than Sarutobi. Everytime I'm there to give a report, the first thing he asks is how you're doing. I think it'll be nice to see him too." commented Jiraya.

Naruto sighed, and ran his hand over his handsome, matured face. "Yes yes I know I want to see hokage-jiji too, but like...you haven't answered the question. HOW?"

At this, Jiraiya laughed and said "Everyone hold on to me and brace yourselves!" He grinned as they did, and molded chakra and envisioned the marker on the Hokage's desk. "HIRAISHIN! (flying thunder god)"

The four ninja materialized in the Hokage office, instantly. Jiraiya had a rather smug look on his face as Naruto looked at him, bewildered. "You know my father's jutsu?!"

"But of course, boy! If I'm going to be a father figure to you, might as well have the skills to back it up, ne?" he said with a wink. "That and Minato wanted to ensure that I could pass both of our techniques on to you and Natsumi. And I bet you can guess who trained your mother. Now I believe there's someone that wants to speak to you" Jiraiya said, moving out of the way as the man known as The Professor - a literal living legend - brought his surrogate grandson into a hug, tears streaming down his face.

"Naruto, my boy. Words can't describe the storm of emotions going through me right now" said the Sandaime Hokage.

"Haha, you don't need to tell me about storms, after all that's kinda my thing" Naruto squeaked out, joyful tears escaping his control as well, returning his grandfather's hug. "I missed you, hokage-jiji" he finished as they ended their embrace.

However, fate didn't look too kindly on providing respite to the young boy as he quickly had the life squeezed out of him once more. He could not and did not see the attack coming, and simply submitted to the powerful blonde flash. He recognized her as Tsunade, and boy...the descriptions didn't do her body justice.

"Finally, I finally get to see you." sniffed the Legendary Sucker, releasing him from her clutch to drink in his image. "You've grown up so well, oh how I wish Kushina were here to see you now. She'd be so proud of you, son."

"Son?!" asked Naruto, shocked that she'd taken to him so quickly.

Tsunade interpreted his reaction somewhat differently, and became downtrodden. "I'm sorry, I'm just used to calling your sister my daughter. I understand we don't have that bond. And I'm so sorry for what you went through, that I couldn't be there to help. When I heard you died I-" she was interrupted by a hug, this time instigated by Naruto.

"Shh, don't worry about it. I'm glad you've been taking care of my sister. I wish I could do that as her brother, but I have to go on an extended mission soon...so I'll leave that to you...mother."

He and his team shunshined out, missing the blinding smile on her face. She would definitely force Jiraiya to take her with him next time he went to visit.

~~~Both Flashbacks Over~~~

"Don't ever scare me like that again." she cried, locking their lips and a searing kiss. To any onlooker, it looked devastatingly hot, but Naruto could feel the fear and love in her lips, and wrapped his arms around her slim waist in a protective (and again, erotic) embrace.

"Hello Naruto-kun" said the princess with a blush, startling the couple as they looked towards her shy presence at the door, an inwardly seething Uchiha jealously following into the room behind her. "Naruto-kun...I must commend your ability. You have done us a great service, and I cannot thank you enough" she began, deeply bowing. It seemed that her brief bout of embarrassment did not outshine her many years of diplomatic training. Oh yeah, and she was a world class actor. Right.

"Nah, it was our pleasure" he replied with his foxy grin, causing the girls to smile as well - and not just because it was insanely hot. No, Naruto would always make a point of this. He'd never take the credit for anything, and even though he just risked his life to fight two powerhouses, he still wanted to acknowledge the girls he worked with.

"Nonetheless, you were remarkable. Truly fitting for the man known as the Dragon Sage. Though my people have started to call you the Knight of Spring." she chuckled, earning a perplexed look from the protagonist.

"It seems that the almighty sage is flustered" came from Itsumi, whose jealousy finally subsided at the cute sight of the embarrassed and confused blonde. "Just look outside" she said, opening the blinds.

It was truly a sight to see, the people running around in their kimonos throughout the grassy fields, festivities scattered as far as his field of vision could capture. There were food stalls lined at every pathway, with traditional games and shows put on for miles on end. Wait time out, grass? The fuck?

"What's going on here? Like seriously, how high am I?" he asked, dumbfounded.

"It's no illusion, love. You've given this cold, barren land the respite it has longed for. You've created the flowery season and you've changed a country. Again. Have I told you how proud of you I am?" Ryuzetsu said, giving him another long kiss on the lips. The other two occupants, as well as passersby and nurses, could only fidget as the sight left them aggravatingly damp in certain places. Princess Koyuki coughed into her hand.

"Would you like to come with me? I think he who saved this land deserves to see its treasure, no?" she smiled, before beckoning him to follow.

The once oppressed people of the Land of Snow were all bustling around the villages, showing their respect and admiration as Naruto and the princess passed. They seemed like a royal couple to the citizens, and they were very pleased. It was like a dream come true - once upon a time they lived in a desolate, icy land with a ruthless dictator. Now, their beautiful and famous princess was brought back and they were saved by a handsome and powerful prince.

Koyuki Kazahana, being the politician that she is, greeted her people in kind. Naruto's eyes were on the princess. He noticed that she was groggily swaying in her steps, deducing that she hardly slept at all over the past several days. 'The life of royalty must not be as easy as many think.' he thought. Without saying a word, he went from behind her and swept her into his arms in a bridal carry, earning a surprised yelp from the princess. This caused many citizens to swoon, squeal, or smile, though it simply caused Koyuki to blush lightly.

The princess looked up at him, ignoring the unexpected treat as her crush now only wore chainmail (powerful dragonwool chainmail at that), that accentuated his upper body. The body that held her. Oh kami... Her blush deepened as she tried to stutter out something, anything! Even an incoherent mumble would have sufficed. Alas, fate was not kind to her as the good-natured blonde gave her his signature foxy smile.

"See? Your face is all red, and you're burning up. You need to take care of yourself better, hime. If you're tired, you should have let me know, it's not healthy to be that fatigued" Naruto said, his hot breath so tantalizingly close to her face that she-

"Ahem" came two voices from behind, causing them to turn. To Naruto, he saw the love of his life and his sister. To Koyuki, she felt like she had killed the devil's favorite dog or something as the stares she received had felt like glares that promised murder. They played this off so the oblivious Naruto wouldn't notice, however, as Itsumi began to speak. "We thought that since Naruto is still recovering, we'd come along for protection."

"Aw shucks thanks love, you always do make the best decisions" said the blonde, setting the princess down and sweeping his girlfriend into an intimate hug. Her anger had dissolved into a blissful smile as she purred in his arms, inducing a look of longing in the other female companions.

"Come now you two, let's go see the generator now!" urged the princess, pushing them all along to see the pride of her country.

After what seemed like an eternity of walking, a very large structure came into view. They must have been well into the heart of the nation, a good several miles from the capital. The princess actually did become too tired from the long journey, and somewhere along the trip decided to rest on the blonde's back as he gave her a piggyback ride.

"So that's the generator, huh?" Naruto asked, eyeing the two illuminated rainbow-colored pillars standing in a field of flowers. "Did someone just put it there on a whim or what?"

Koyuki chuckled at that, finally getting down from her perch on his back. "No silly, those crystalline structures were apparently always there. They were only activated when I appeared near them during one of my walks during your recovery. It reacted to my hex crystal, too. Take a look" she said, holding up the pendant that was also glowing the same rainbow hue. "It was never like this before. It's reasonable to infer that this rainbow energy is what warmed the land such a substantial amount. I don't know what changed, but if I had to guess I'd say it's a physical form of hope. My father once said 'as long as there's hope, spring will come.' Well, if only the crazy old man were here now." she giggled, beckoning the Heavenly Dragons to walk towards the middle of the two pillars. The grassy field was hilly, and the very central hill had an opening in it that looked like a cave that had just been unsealed. "I saw this on my last trip here, and figured you three would want to see it too. Plus, you can protect me if something goes wrong, right Naruto-kun?" She asked, clinging onto his arm.

The group chuckled as Naruto and the princess entered, Ryuzetsu and Itsumi following short behind. The scene took their breath away. Within the dark cavern was a beautiful spring, as clear as the colorful crystals lining the expansive cavern. It was practically radiating chakra, or some power. They walked along a bridge that led to something like an altar standing above the center of the mystic water.

"Welcome, the new priestess of the Kazahana. It has been a long time since one of your kind has stepped foot here." came a booming voice from within the cave, startling the whole group.

"Who's there?" Naruto challenged, conjuring his Dragon Fang, being the best tool to fight with given his recovery from chakra exhaustion. Ryuzetsu and Itsumi gathered their chakra, ready to back their leader up.

"Do not concern yourselves young ones, I mean no harm. I can also receive no harm, for I am but a nameless spirit. I have been the keeper of this grounds since its creation" said the voice.

"What are you talking about?" ask Koyuki, her head trying to digest the information. Her family were wardens of this...place? What for? Why? What's its importance?

As if the voice read her mind, it responded "This cave is a shrine to the treasure and the foundation for the Land of Spring. Child, why do you think your gem glows such a vibrant hue? That hex crystal was made from the gems in this cave, and only turns into its true rainbow hue when the conditions are fulfilled. It responds to the feelings of the heart, and only through the warmth of pure emotions will the frozen land thaw.

"You mean the power of hope?" she asked, reflecting back on her father's words.

"Not quite, princess. Hope is definitely powerful, but the true treasure of this land of flowers is love. That is the fuel, the magic that makes a beautiful paradise in a place that was once a cold and desolate wasteland. Just like love can make the worst adversity bearable, or makes the impossible possible. This cave was once known as the Spring of Eternity, where two souls in love would come to wed, forming a bond that cannot be broken. It is the ultimate commitment. However, this magical sanctuary had been sealed long ago, with the bitter cold winter closing this place off. You two have finally resumed the ancient tradition; the Kazahana clan has watched over this process for centuries. The process will begin shortly" said the voice.

"So what does that mean exactly?" Naruto questioned, the others equally confused.

"You two have stepped into the sacred circle. When two souls in sync with each other are presented before the Spring of Eternity, their bond is strengthened to an immortal level, irreversibly binding the two together. It is the epitome of companionship; in the time of old, it would be akin to a spiritual marriage. You've been betrothed by the land itself; something that the land's princess should not take lightly."

"Marriage..." muttered Naruto, worriedly looking at Ryuzetsu, who was now tearing up.

"I'm sorry, Naruto-kun. I didn't mean for this to happen" said the princess, glancing at the crushed girls behind her. "But I really do love you. It " she cried while looking into his eyes with pure affection. She started to glow in a rainbow light.

"I don't dislike you, hime. But I..." he trailed off, glancing at his girlfriend. "This isn't fair! Hell it doesn't even make sense, we hardly know each other!"

The land around them groaned in disapproval, as the mythical voice spoke once more. "Those who step foot here MUST be wed. It is almost like a law of nature. This rings especially true for the Royal Family of Spring. It would not do well for the priests of this land to fail to abide by these rules. Besides, the magic only activates if your souls are compatible and willing."

"In other words...soulmates..." Koyuki said, blushing as her eyes glazed over.

"Not gonna lie, it would be the best move politically. The land's princess marries the land's savior. Almost like a storybook. And apparently it seems necessary, lest this place and it's power be given up." Itsumi chimed in, always the rational one. "Still...' she clenched her fists.

"Indeed, your hex crystal is what maintains the Spring Pillars. As a priestess of the land, if your heart is not bound to seal the power within the gems, this land will fall back into its wintery state until it is fulfilled." echoed the voice.

Naruto's resolve was as strong as steel, but he couldn't deny an entire country...nor his attraction to the princess. No, this was wrong. He loved his Ryu! That just doesn't seem fair. He's only known this princess for a couple weeks, and he's loved Ryu for how long?! But he didn't have a choice... The princess saw his internal struggle and decided to help out. She pulled his head down to her and whispered something to his ear, confusing the already exasperated girls of the Dragon Trio. At this, Naruto brought her into a tight hug filled with gratitude and, to the other girls' despair, love.

This acceptance of his emotions seemed to trigger something in the land, as an ethereal glow also consumed Naruto, before it seemed to fill the area, a soft song playing in the breeze.

Ryuzetsu's heart began beating rapidly as a feeling of dread filled her body. The pounding accelerated as the light died down, revealing the love of her life, her prince, facing a true princess in a warm embrace. Her body tingled with suspense, as she flushed before breaking out into a cold sweat. The nature itself seemed to be humming a glorious melody that practically screamed the beautifully haunting words, "you may now kiss the bride." It truly was a magical place; she understood why Koyuki's father called this the treasure of the land.

But she did not dwell on giving her praise. No, she hated this sanctum. She'd desecrate it if she could, because this so-called treasure took her most precious gem away from her. She cried as the sanctuary halted its spiritual cadence, for she knew the cessation was the harbinger of her demise. The princess, standing on what she knew now to be an altar, kissed her man with a burning passion. Ryuzetsu saw the look of victory as the princess glanced at her and she felt her heart shatter. She lost him. The one thing she valued above her life. She loved him and now he was married.

She was brought out of her misery as arms snaked around her from behind, with strong hands latching onto her large breasts. She shrieked and turned her head, angered by seeing her lover grin. "LET ME GO! What are you happy about?! HUH?! You just broke my heart and you're SMILING! Was I just a plaything to you, go fuck your princess I bet she- mmph! MMPH!"

Ryuzetsu was silenced as a pair of lips touched themselves to hers. She groaned into the kiss, opening her mouth enough for the princess to slip her tongue in. Meanwhile, one of Naruto's hands snaked down her pants to play with her moist entrance, causing her to buck against the two newlyweds. She began grunting harder. "Mmm. Yes. MM. So. Good. Mm" she spoke between each kiss, before squealing as a finger entered her wet cave, triggering a powerful orgasm.

A throughly jealous (and horny) Itsumi interrupted the real-life porn she just watched, starring her little brother and love interest. "Exactly what the fucking hell just happened?" she screamed.

Naruto decided to answer as he spun Ryuzetsu around to face him, smiling the entire time. "The princess agreed to let us continue to be together" 'looks like the spirit isn't going to chime in on this. Guess so long as Koyuki's heart is complete, its job is done'

The silver-haired beauty's eyes widened at this as she turned to Koyuki. Seeing the other girl's nod, she turned to hug her boyfriend ecstatically, showering Naruto's face with kiss after kiss. She was on cloud nine, not a single thing could break her mood now. She still had a chance!

"I think I should make my position clear, though" interrupted the princess. "Yes I'm letting you stay with Naru-koi" she said, noting the blush from the lucky man and the glares from the girls."We're sharing. I respect that you're his first love and his first mate, but like hell I'm not going to take advantage of my relationship with my love" she declared. To emphasize her point she walked over to the blonde and made out with him, her pride swelling when she heard him moan.

"Naruto is member of two prestigious clans, and possesses ninja arts too valuable to be lost to this world. I always knew that he'd have to have many offspring, and wed as if he were under a Clan Restoration Act of sorts...I just never thought I'd have to give up my hold so quickly" Ryuzetsu sighed. "Oh well, it IS the very Dragon Champion himself, Naruto-sama" she said in an exaggerated voice. "He attracts too many girls as it is, and I know his fanbase is only going to expand...well, I'm okay with it as long as the girls truly love him and he loves them." she said, winking at Koyuki and giving Itsumi a knowing smirk.

"AHEM!" coughed a blushing Itsumi. "If you lovebirds are done," she began, untying a letter from the leg of a crow that was perched on her shoulder. "We have a job to do."

Omake: Jiraiya the Babysitter

"WAAAH!"

"Awesome!"

"Daddy so cool!"

Naruto had gone out with his wives, leaving one old hermit to look after his grandchildren. "And so you see, your father was one of the most powerful ninja of all time!" he said, pausing the movie they were watching. It truly was one of his most beautiful creations, he called it Icha Icha: FanFic. Boy was he glad he recorded all of Naruto's events and stories, he became the world's first trillionaire off of it. "See him? That man is CENSORED. He tried to kill your father in SPOILER, when LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU."

"Rasenshuriken!" shouted Naruto from the screen, killing a large army of...white humanoids? Something like that.

"Jiraiya-jiji I wanna see tou-san and kaa-san fight together using Yoton" pouted a teenage girl with wavy auburn hair tied together in a high ponytail...and strangely well developed breasts.

"You got it Mai, I think I have it somewhere here...Naruto had quite the adventure in Kirigakure after he saved the Land of Snow (hint hint that's the next arc), lemme find it. Nope, Mokuton. Nope, that's him brushing his teeth. Nope. Ah! I think it's this chapter that they used lava release in!" he said, tapping on a scene that was labeled "Naruto and Mei's scorching hot battle." However, instead of a clash of jutsu, it was a clash of...well, genitals, as Naruto was furiously fucking Mei on the screen, causing the group of teenagers to blush, cringe, and/or gag.

Jiraiya thought his day couldn't get any worse. In a grand fuck-up, he just showed his grandchildren PORN. Of his godson/surrogate son. This was the absolute worst. Or so he thought. He heard someone clear his throat as he reluctantly turned to see Naruto and his wives back from a night out, cracking their fists and glaring at him.

'It's over' he thought, a dead and crazed/empty expression on his face. 'my life is over'

And you know what else is over? This update. Like the omake described, we get to go to the land of water soon. Combination of a couple things, some changes, but it'll basically be wave and the civil war. And yep, this is where it gets harem-y. You didn't think Ryuzetsu would keep Naruto all to herself, right? And yes Koyuki is the wife for now, but that won't tie Naruto down just to snow. Don't worry, lots of action to come! I mean again, I just said that we're going to water country real soon. As in next chapter.

Oh and to those who say a magical place where marriage is forced is too flamboyant and unrealistic...you're Naruto fans. Is anything there realistic? Exactly.