Palpatine Walks around the Death Star Looking for Vader.He sees some alcohol spilled on the floor and follows the trail.The trail leads Palpatine to The Janitors closet.When Palpatine opens the closet He sees a couple of gasoline cans,as he enter to inspect it the door behind him closes and locked from the other side Palpatine tried to open it anyway possible.But on the other side it's Vader that locked the door.He walks 10 Steps away from the door to the end of the gasoline trail and lights a match.As he hears Palpatine Screaming for his life in the closet,He looks at the match closely then he throws it to the grown causing the trail to set itself on fire.It slowly Reaches for the Janitor's Closet.Then Palpatine from the closet smelled the fire and panicked even more.The fire eventually got to The Janitor's Closet and burned Palpatine Alive.After and hours Vader came back holding a Whiskey bottle and the key to the Janitor's Closet.He opened up the closet to see Palpatine on the floor burned and in pain.Vader looked down at him and said...
Darth Vader:Now can I go on My Vacation?
Palpatine:I you kidding me right now (coughing)Take me to the Hospital and then I'll let you go.
Vader picks up Palpatine with the force and then He throws Palpatine through the Window.Vader inside his mask smiled and said to himself...
Darth Vader:He didn't say Which Hospital He wanted to go to.Hey Gary get my Stardestroyer ready!
As Palpatine slowly drifted through space Burnt and naked while be being curled up into a ball he thought to himself...
Palpatine:Another Day at the Death star they said,You might have fun at the Death Star They said.How is floating through the vacuum of space burnt and naked Fun Huh!Did you think about that huh Gary.
As Palpatine said that last part Vader's Stardestroyer Hits Palpatine like a bug on a windshield.As Gary looks up he sees Palpatine and says to Vader...
Gary the stormtrooper:Sir What is our code For Roadkill in space?
Vader Looks at him and says...
Darth Vader:I don't know just scrape them of and clean it later.Oh Hi Palpatine,Nice Day we're having right Gary.
Gary the stormtrooper:Yeah,very nice day we're having right Vader.
Darth Vader:Definitely a good day,So Palpatine since today's a good for I don't know giving a paid vacation to your best friend.
Gary the stormtrooper:And maybe a paid vacation for a stormtrooper like me.
Palpatine looks at Vader and Gary and said...
Palpatine:Get me inside and I'll give you both a paid vacation.
Vader and Gary sent stormtroopers to pickup Palpatine.When Palpatine was finally there they gave him a new robe and gave him a serum that healed his skin instantly.Vader and Gary look at Palpatine In excitement and say...
Darth Vader:So where's our paid Vacation.
Palpatine:Oh you're right,Tarkin,barry.congratulations on your paid vacation.So go pack your stuff and here's the tickets.Have fun. you two.
As Palpatine turned around he sees Vader and Gary angry at him and says...
Darth Vader:Where's our vacation you little Shit!
Gary the stormtrooper:Yeah you promised us--
Palpatine: I didn't promise you anything.I said "Get me inside and I'll give you both a paid vacation" But I didn't say who I was gonna give the vacation to.so if you both don't want to lose your jobs then get back to work.
As Vader and Gary walked away they we're both angry and defeated. Palpatine looks at the window and sees the cold vacuum of space and says to himself Today was a good day.As he was victorious he turned around and tripped over Luke and hit his face on a pie.As He tried to get up he sees everyone around him laugh and he sees Vader and Gary laughing in the background as Palpatine was full of rage he yelled...
Palpatine: Vader!!!
Then the camera zooms out and shows the logo.
Star Wars:Behind The Scenes
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