Super Salty Dreamworks

by Happy Dickfart

A vast collection of drabbles and other stories of roughly that length. Mostly Shrek and Bee Movie, but other DW movies maybe. Comment if you have a request. The weirder, the better.

Swamp This You Shreking Shrekers, by Dickfart

"Get out of my swamp!" said Shrek, for the millionth time that day. In other words, it was a mostly normal day.

The problem wasn't that anyone unusual was in his swamp, though. No Shadow or Goku to be seen here. I'm pretty sure Harambe's on old meme vacation as well.

The problem is that his swamp is here, in a fanfic, ready and waiting to be defiled once more by fat, bored, and itchy losers like me.

"I am so ogre all this silly Internet hullabaloo. HEY DOHN KAY!"

"What Shrek?" said Donkey.

"We're leaving. Tell Fiona."

And Shrek simply walked out, refusing to participate, and ripping one last fart along the way.