Minecraft: To Craft A Dirt Block: Ch.2 And 3/4

Never thought I'd die of hunger...

Maybe something epic, like...The Player was slain by a horde Face Monsters or The Player was eviscerated by a pack of Demon Eyes(if such things existed in the first place), but I'm stuck with The Player has died of hunger. "Another thing..." I declared aloud "Do deserts really have to be SO HOT, and the cacti here are really annoying, I mean, I keep on bumping into them." I kicked. "Worst of all!" I yelled, pointing at a nearby Husk, "Desert zombies...I can't stand those guys!"

I really don't know what had happened to me, but I guess the heat stroke was making me fractious(and yes, I am capable of intelligent vocabulary), and huffy.

As I was 'expressing myself', the mobs in the desert became aware (or maybe annoyed) of my constant bantering. The first thing I heard was the moaning of a zombie, I looked at this foul undead creature and uttered the dumbest words that would change my life forever and twist this story totally. "Finally! A regular zombie! Not some dumb husk!"

It caused an avalanche (maybe a desert-lanche). A gigantic- no, humongous sand dune fell upon me.

I awoke to a white expanse, just that white. Was I dead? Was I back at the beginning of this adventure, but instead of a black nothingness, it's white nothingness.

My thoughts were interrupted by the voice of a strange, bearded man, in a leather jerkin. "Actually, it's not a white nothingness. It's more of a dark wood something-ness. Here let me expand your vision." He said, and sure enough, there was an office before me, entirely made out of dark wood...EVEN THE TV.

"If you didn't know, I'm Notch." Notch stated. "So you're THE Notch." I replied in awe.

"Yep, 100% Genuine Notch." He answered in an imitation Texan accent.

"I can't believe it."

"Most people can't when they first meet me."

"Wait, so there are other people? Like me?"

"Yessiree! You're Steve number 1,963,829."

"So there are other people! But my name is Steve?"

"Yeah, I can fix that. So what do you want to be called then?" He asked, while typing something on a laptop.

"Hmmm, I'm still thinking about it."

"It's no problem, just call me when your ready, and say: Notch! I'm ready!"

"Wow, really? Thanks Notch."

"No prob. Plus you're just in time for the new update!"

"Wait what? Update?"

"Yeah, ...I added the End, the Ender Dragon. All that stuff."

"Update...the End? Is this...a game?"

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Hi guys! Sorry for the late submission, a lot of life-stuff happened. Like Christmas, New Year...all that jazz. So here's the new chapter, there's a new update to MCPE! 1.00.16...what does this mean? I'm sure all of you are saying. All will be revealed in time (There actually WAS a new update for MCPE last year, which added the End and all that stuff). So...I'm making a crossover storyboard with this author cal Fibrisor. His story link is here= s/12236619/1/Terraria-The-New-Order

Plus, I'm gonna post the next chapter...Chapter 3 next week and from then on. NO MORE HALF OR QUARTER OR THREE QUARTER CHAPTERS FOR 2 OR 3 OR MORE CHAPTERS.

Chapter 3: A Portal To Where?